majima’s a ridiculously flexible motherfucker and we all know this but can I just point out for a second. there’s a heat move kiryu can do in y6 where while throwing someone he does a full back bend (goes into a bridge from standing) and flips himself around to get back up. which takes some flexibility for the average person, let alone a guy who’s going on fucking FIFTY
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i cut the top of my hair shorter than i have before & fell asleep w it wet & i swear to you. i swear. i literally woke up with the high school mic hair style.
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Wrong #535
Why was this the background on my computer today
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banging my head against a wall . i need you ..... i am dying and im shaking and i am scared and nervous and you r the smartest person i know and you have your shit together academically speaking IM GONNA CRY.
YOURE GONNA BE OKAY TRUST ME most colleges (at least in the us) let you go like two years without declaring a major, so i’d say you could just go to a college near you that’s pretty cheap, get your gen ed’s done, and see if any of them interest you. plus you’ll probably meet people on campus and you can see what major’s they’re doing to see what they’re like. almost everyone changes their major so if you’re really not feeling school you can switch it without shame, same goes for dropping classes.
the common app is goated for college applications in the united states but idk about where you live or even where you wanna apply, i’d def check it out though. also almost no one cares about what college you go to after you graduate so you don’t have to like, aim for fucking ivy leagues, you’re not gonna lose out on a future job offer because you went to minnesota state instead of harvard, as long as you have the grades to prove it you’re set bro.
I BELIEVE IN YOU BRO like it’s gonna work out, almost everyone in our age group doesn’t know the difference between their, they’re, and there, you’re fluent in two fucking languages, can write beautifully, and are so so interesting dude you’re gonna be fine. worst case you join me in the desert at community college and we die together as junkies at 25
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anyways if going “i think i’m annoying. i should simply stop thinking i’m annoying” isn’t working out for you, consider going “i think i’m annoying. i can use this for comedy”. if mentally removing the properties from yourself isn’t something you’re capable of, shifting your perception of the properties can be helpful. maybe it’s funny to be a little annoying. people love when cats are a little annoying. everyone who’s ever had a sibling knows that being a bit of a dick can be extremely funny. and beyond that, surrounding yourself with people tolerant of flaws as small as “occasionally acts in a way that i personally find superficially unpleasant”, who will instead celebrate those aspects of you, will be helpful in the long run for your mental health. what’s really so bad about being a little annoying? it means you willing to put yourself out there and have people around you who, more often than not, enjoy you being at 200%. something something “strengths and weaknesses are just based on perception”. are you annoying, or are you earnest? are you rude, or are you direct? are you strong-willed and independent, or are you incapable of asking for help and self-destructive? are you sweet and friendly, or are you conflict-avoidant? the truth is, you’re always both, depending completely on the situation. so be a littleb bit annoying. it’ll be fun.
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unfortunately i am incapable of writing makarov in a way that isn't borderline "the only human in a muppet movie but is totally down with it"
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y3 has made me feel many things but one of the things that lingers with me the most about it is how majima takes every possible opportunity and makes every possible gesture to say “please don’t leave me alone again, please take me with you when you leave, I WANT to be right next to you when you need me, I’ll literally do anything for you, just don’t leave me alone again” always indirectly but in strong enough ways that i think it’d be obvious to anyone paying attention EXCEPT Kazuma Kiryu, The Densest Man On Earth, who he’s pleading to in the first place. it’s. frustrating to watch. someone needs to grab kiryu by the shoulders and tell him. for the love of god. this man loves you so much and you keep leaving him when all he wants to do is help you and be with you please just take him to okinawa oh my god
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It is so very important to me that you realize that what some of you are calling “enemies to lovers” can be more accurately described by its cousin trope “rivals to lovers”
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watching a movie and going hey i’ve seen this part before! because you saw it in a REDACTED edit on tiktok. it happens
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