#you're so right tho

[gingerjolover]

ginger, I had a random thought that I need to tell you about because we briefly talked about naomi yesterday and it’s about naomi and soft!gf and also very husband!naomi coded ngl. So basically when naomi and soft!gf are together naomi does not let them drive. Like, at all. Soft!gf is the designated passenger princess and with that they have taken it upon themself to be the “keeper” of making sure the music is the right vibe, controlling the ac, giving naomi directions, and of course finding the closest coffee shop because in my mind soft!gf is a caffeine addict (yes, I am projecting). While driving Naomi HAS to keep a hand on soft!gf’s thigh at all times its absolutely a comfort thing but also very much a possessive thing because that's THEIR baby. I can elaborate on this a lot more because I have lots of little domestic thoughts that go along with this but I also know you have a lot of asks in your inbox so I’ll keep it at this buttttttt if you do want more lmk and I’ll send them in lol. Hope you’ve had a great day

kisses💋~@trueblueidiot

ALLIEEEEEEEE

okay im not even kidding (i have soooo many wips in google docs its actually a problem) im writing domestic!munagenius and the car thing is SO SPOT ON

i think lowkey naomi monitors soft!gf's caffeine intake, not in a controlling way but naomi notices when she has too much she gets anxious or wired. like she'll have a matcha in the morning and then maybe a chai or something in the afternoon and when she goes to order a latte or a soda, naomi is like raising one eyebrow looking at her playfully, "I'm not staying up with you if you can't sleep tonight," naomi will say, like trying to be stern but in a playful way and soft!gf will just look up at them with soft doe eyes and be like "yes you will," and naomi is folding over because they will do anything for their baby

pleassseeee feel free to send any and all ideas (in my ask box or in messages!!!) i love the idea of y'all contributing to blurbs and stuff

(kisses to YOU MWAH MWAH)

[lego-dreamzzz-confessions]

Only issue I have with Astrid is how we barely get to see her life in the waking world.

Thats it.

I WAS LITERALLY JUST THINKIN ABOUT THIS OML

[fandomlife-confessions]

[shadowspirez]

Idk much abt the squip, but I think I need that computer on a leash tbh.

He’s so collarable

HEY WE ACTUALLY DID THAT (kinda)

[illegiblehandwriting1]

It’s all about balance. Do I read soul crushing angst about the resident Featherhead? Yes. Probably too often for how often they’re unfinished and likely abandoned.

But sometimes the fluff or comfort is needed for my soul and I go crawling through AO3 or hellsite (affectionate) for fluff.

VALID

that's so fair, yeah. that seems to be the general vibe so far, and i do that too! i just don't end up writing enough fluff lol

listen, you gotta heal your soul to squish it again. it's just the way of the world lol

[delphi-dreamin]

Random HC's of Solomon and You

He stays up with you and you have lengthy discussions about anything and everything. He is awed by the amount of things you know. He also loves just hearing you speak about your passions

You draw and write?? He will absolutely love admiring your creative works.

Sometimes he just catches himself staring at you instead of gazing at the night sky. You've captivated him.far.more than the stars ever could.

He loves to help you in anyway he can

He would love for you to touch him.

Kisses, caresses, love bites he likes it all. He'll also give back double what you give him.

Run out of something of forgot something at the store? No problem give him a few minutes and he can conjure it up.

He will love watching movies with you

You like reading perfect curl up beside him so he can cuddle you

He will tease you(affectionately)

Wait...you have cats? He loves cats!! He'll love your dog too but he definitely will be playing with your cats.

As far as his potential as a lover. You will never want. He will give you what you desire and then some.

Randomly find yourself bored Solomon smirks as he carries you off to the bedroom.

Sometimes he randomly surprises you with sex out of nowhere.

He is open minded and will be willing to try whatever you like as long as it pleases you. Because that is his top priority.

He gives you cute names of endearment

He will soothe you to sleep with his voice is you ever have trouble

He would pamper the hell out of you this man is down bad for you and be hopes you are too because he loves you so very much.

Hold up, hold up...I need a minute...

[rocksandmirrors]

Matt reminds me of a half bald chihuahua you find on the side of street eating out of a bag of trash but has a collar and lives a few doors down but always gets out just to eat trash from other houses

-🔮

oracle anon at it again with a banger

[sandinthemachine]

the biohazard suit 100% has the most inward stink, the ghillie monster one looks like it would have the most outward stink though

damn, we gotta make a whole new stink graph just for his skins

[personallysunny]

i imagine Dream has the softest hair, Error and Ink would have a bit frizzly hair of sorts, Cross's is straight and easy to brush through, Kiler, Dust and Horror would mostly have the same hair with some differences tho, and Nightmare's is wet... XD

Greasy looking ahh hair💀

Nightmare fr be a wet cat

[von-eldritch]

@hellishlyclean replied to your post “//she's so cute when she's not cyberbullying you”:

She is still cute when cyberbullying you

//Woman that gets the kys pass because she batted her eyelashes at you

[kisoran]

Stop dating shitty men!!!

unfortunately some men do not broadcast to u that they are shitty until you're already into them

[fridgrave2-0]

hehe ghost-turbo haunting felix au

turbo is connected to the last piece of his code in the whole arcade - a trophy he gifted to felix in mid 80s as a symbol of him genuinely caring about their relationships on par with being the best racer. felix also gave him one of his medals and both kept their gifts next to other rewards, but when roadblasters and turbotime were unplugged, the medal was gone with everything else

now, after burning in cola-lava turbo is basically dead, but scraps of his code still were intertwined with the trophy (after all, it was his first winner's cup, but felix never knew about it), giving turbo an opportunity to exist as a shadow incapable of interacting with anything and anyone besides felix, who kept the trophy even after the roadblasters incident

also I went crazy in tags, feel free to check them out

[collophora]

"Let's fix this drawing" *redraw the whole thing*

[crystalflygeo]

The right moment ft Zhongli + fem!reader (modern!AU)

cw/tags: Discussions about first time/loss of virginity. Mentions oral/fingering/handjobs. A bit of pain. This is mostly just comfort tbh.

notes: REMEMBER EVERYONE!! It's okay to change your mind, it's okay to take your time and it's okay to say NO when it comes to sex, for any reason at any time, all of that is valid, and if your partner doesn't respect that or otherwise makes you feel bad for it drop them. (Ty @ainescribe and @silentmoths for beta'ing hehe. Also Happy year of the dragon btw!)

 You were trembling in his arms. Zhongli embraced you, holding your body against his chest, peppering kisses along your neck and shoulders making you shiver on top of the sheets.

This was it, this was the moment.

You two had fumbled around enough, getting used to his touch, his kisses, his love. And a little burning flame had been born from that along with the flutter in your lovestruck heart. Zhongli was perfect: gentle, patient, smart, kind, handsome…

And you love him.

And you want him.

Which is why one day you gathered up courage, you picked a day where you were not at risk (according to your calendar at least?) made sure you had some ‘protection’ stashed away at your bedside table and said…

“Li, I’m ready.”

“Hm?” He turned to you from his spot on the couch and blinked.

You laced your hands nervously. “I… want to have sex with you. I’m ready.” You blurted out, blushing.

His eyes widened slightly in surprise, though he didn’t immediately say anything. “Are you sure, dear? What brought this on so suddenly?” He asked after a few moments.

“Quite sure.” You nodded, a little more confident, armed with your courage, your little preparations, and of course… excitement. “I just… think it’s time. I want to.”

It was… a little difficult not to be on edge as the moment approached.

Your first time. You’d gladly give it to Zhongli.

It’s not like you were completely new to sex, per se. Truth be told Zhongli had already been your ‘first’ on quite a few things. Your sexual experiences had gone from a bit of heavy petting over the clothes during make out sessions to him eating you out until you’re a whimpering mess or you giving him a few rare handjobs. You just had never… gone all the way.

Technically still a virgin.

But that was changing tonight. You were determined.

Zhongli was soft and reverent, an absolute gentleman as he lowered you on the bed, effortlessly sensual as his hands roamed your body like many other times before. Treating you with utmost gentleness, as if you were a bunny ready to sprint away at the first wrong move. He teased your chest and thighs, nipped softly at your skin and you answered with passionate kisses and heated touches, pulling him closer, letting out pleased hums. He made you come on those skilled fingers and tongue and your body melted, relaxing for him.

And now’s the time…

“You are so beautiful… I love you.” He murmurs the words, warm against your collarbone and you sigh, still panting a bit and recovering from your orgasm.

“Love you too, Li…”

You cup his face and pull him up to kiss his lips again, his strong arms leaning on either side of you. Like this, he’s hovering over you, his larger frame caging you radiating warmth and lust.

You feel his cock press against your hip and almost jolt. You don’t know why but suddenly you refuse to stare at it since, very soon, it was going to be inside you. It was a weird rush of worry, nervousness and giddy arousal.

You know for a fact he’s… big. You remember well the feeling of him on your hand, large and thick, and suddenly you begin to doubt whether or not you would be able to get that thing inside of you.

But you are determined.

He puts on a condom and squeezes some lube into his hand, spreading it evenly on his hard erection, your breath hitches.

He parts your legs and you can feel your heart pounding in your chest, wondering if he could sense it too. Your face is flushed, your thoughts and senses are a flurry of emotions.

“Are you ready? Relax…” He caresses your thigh.

You feel the tip of his cock poking at your entrance as he slowly guides himself and suddenly there is this weird uncomfortable pressure as he pushes inside. You gasp.

“Ah-!” You yelp in pain and whimper. It was… so big.

Zhongli groans. “Darling, relax… you’re so tight.” His brow furrows slightly in concentration as your pussy clamps down on him.

You whine and bite your lip, hips jolting. He presses a bit deeper and you feel… weirdly stretched out, like you’re going to tear. It hurts. You try to endure it, it’s supposed to hurt, right? It’ll get better. But it continues to hurt. You don’t like it. You panic. “W-wait- wait wait- stop!” You cry out.

Zhongli immediately pulls out and your legs clamp shut, as if shielding you, that weird sensation is still there, you feel… raw, tender.

Your eyes water.

“Dear, are you ok? Did I hurt you?” Zhongli asks, cupping your face, golden eyes searching for your own, assessing your expression.

You avert your gaze, rolling over onto your side. “I’m sorry…” You mumble.

He still tries to face you, worried, so worried, your Zhongli. “Whatever for…?”

You take a moment to gather your thoughts, bite your lip, a few tears fall onto the bed. Gods you feel so ridiculous and childish and stupid and- “I’m sorry… I was so sure, I thought- I… I don’t think I’m ready. I don’t want to… do this anymore- not now. I’m sorry.” You sob.

“There is nothing for you to apologize for. If anything, I am the one who’s sorry for hurting you, please forgive me, this is… not the experience I wanted you to have.” Zhongli sighs, displeased at seeing you like this.

You finally look up at him, puffy eyes peeking over your shoulder. “It’s not your fault, it’s me… I have this whole… idea, all these expectations. I wanted this to be perfect and I ruined it.”

He rubs slow circles at your back, soothing. “My dear, I don’t think intimacy is something that should be ruled by a standard in any capacity, nor should it be measured and compared, just as experiences and feelings aren’t. These things just flow naturally.”

“You’re not… upset?”

His expression turns serious. “Of course not. On the contrary, I am glad you voiced out your feelings and I’ll respect your boundaries.” He leans down and brushes some hair from your face before depositing a kiss on your cheek. “I want you to feel good, your comfort is of utmost importance. There’s no need to feel pressured.”

You sigh deeply, groan into the bedsheets and then sit up again, pouting at him. “Still, we got all… worked up for nothing. I-I mean I can still…” You gesture vaguely at his lap. “If you want?” You squeak.

Zhongli chuckles and tries to pass it off as a cough. Your face heats up. “No need to concern yourself with that, the arousal is ebbing away, it’ll go down on its own.”

“Oh.”

There is silence for a few moments.

“Do you want-”

“Would you like to-”

“Ah, go ahead.” You shake your head. He smiles.

“I was going to propose a bath.”

You hum. “That sounds lovely. And then maybe… some cuddling on the couch while we watch tv?”

“I would like nothing more.”

He kisses your forehead and heads to the bathroom and as you gingerly stand up, look around and think on how things turned out you think it’s fine.

The right moment will come. You already have the right person by your side.

[sysig]

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[bisexualbuckleyy]

teen wolf memes part 17: i’m gay and mentally ill and made these while procrastinating homework

truly i’m having so much fun with these. there are so many more coming i’m never gonna stop. thank you @burnthatbridgewhenwecometoit you’re the best 🩷

teen wolf memes part 17