#youcantkeepmedown

[marcusagrippa]

Hi!! Do you have any obimaul fic recs/your favourites? Especially ones set in clone wars >:)

HI!! i absolutely do- i tend to read more post-rots/twin suns than tcw unfortunately, but overall i'd probably recommend these the most:

i'm a stitch away from making it (it's a pretty short oneshot but i reread it religiously, i love their dynamic in it)

i've got my teeth in you by the same author (role reversal :])

sleeping with the enemy is another good one- that's an arranged marriage au, but again, dynamics n banter is peak

my favourite of all time in the world ever is mos nowhere by withercrown. stinky desert husbands. this one kickstarted my obsession with them i can't recommend it highly enough.

desertification by kuraiummei and thereisnomercy for more desert husbands (and anything kuraiummei tbh)

and the casual series by youcantkeepmedown

i hope you enjoy >:)

[dathomirdumpsterfire]

🔥Flash fiction / 3k (part of the ongoing sithywan collection)🔥

~snippet~

Obi-Wan asks, “May I?” gesturing to Maul's newest piercing.

Yellow eyes regard him, then close permissively.

He sets a knuckle under that sharp chin, turning the angle of the man's face into the right light to better see the addition.

“Lovely,” he murmurs softly, gently stroking it with a thumb.

Maul's red lower lip comes unmoored from the black stained upper one. The bright rubies that tip the barbell glimmer attractively, one centered on his lower lip, the other beneath.

That sparkle is... dreadfully inviting.

[hildechainx]

Re-reading the Casual series by YouCantKeepMeDown again because it's sooo good

[dailymichifer]

Defying Expectations by YouCantKeepMeDown

Complete (part 1 of a series), Mature

Words: 5040

Michael/Adam Milligan, Lucifer/Michael (Supernatural), Lucifer/Adam Milligan, Lucifer/Michael/Adam Milligan

Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Princes & Princesses, Arranged Marriage, A Bit Of Jealousy, love triangle that gets solved the only decent way: polyamory, Hickeys, Adam is a sassy little shit, Lucifer is a little shit too, all the sass, a really tiny bit of wingkink, yes they have wings, Sibling Incest

Summary: Adam and Michael get married to seal a peace treaty between their nations. None of them is particularly thrilled about it, especially because Michael already has someone he's very much in love with.

[steveoatney]

“If you stumble, make it part of the dance.“ 💃🏻🕺🏻 #Stumble #Fall #Falling #Failing #GettingUp #GetBackUp #GetBackUpAgain #Dance #Dancing #FallingDown #lemonadeoutoflemons #YouCantKeepMeDown https://www.instagram.com/p/CKPU0O1hM37/?igshid=dfdksovl17wt

[proudtobeadepphead]

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Johnny Depp behind the scenes of the Asahi Beer commerical [HE IS SUCH A CUTE DORK OMG]

[allspnships]

Family Ties by YouCantKeepMeDown

Fic link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/9290795/chapters/21056393

Relationships: Sam Winchester/Lucifer

Word count: 72120

Rating: Explicit

Warnings and key tags: No Powers AU, Criminal Lucifer, College Student Sam, Morally ambiguous character, organized crime, criminal activities, minor character death, trust kink, danger kink

Summary: When Sam catches a car thief red handed, things don’t go as expected. He doesn’t quite know how he ends up agreeing to lunch and dinner, but he soon finds out that the mysterious Lucifer is far more than an ordinary thief.

This is my fave because: It made me rediscover how much fun writing is and I learned how to write smut through it.

Got a fic for fave fics 2017?

[psychochickbook]

Monday come at me! #mondayvibes #comeatmebro #mondaycameatmeandbeatmyass #sticktoyourguns #likeaboss #youcantkeepmedown #determined #psychochick #psychochickbook https://www.instagram.com/p/B4KG48IFCBH/?igshid=a8ero0h5b4xe

[chippendalechase]

🖤

[lord-angelfish]

Sabriel fic recs

So most of these are like, coffee shop and/or college au, cause I just checked out that tag so that’s what all my bookmarks are. Also, this isn’t exhaustive by any means, it’s just some of what I have bookmarked.

Thunk by badgerempress

Sam's had enough and decides to give Dean a taste of his own medicine.

Bing Crosby's Pennies From Heaven by twentysomething (locked)

Sam always asks inappropriate, poorly-timed questions, so what comes out of his mouth doesn't exactly surprise himself. "Where were you?"

P.S. (If This Is Stanford) by InsertCoolName

”Heyo, Gabriel Milton here. I won’t be picking up anytime soon - I’m out on Friday; need some damn strong fortification before the big holiday get together. My family…” There was a breathy shiver that had Sam’s breath catching - he uses to make Gabriel make sounds like that. ”It’s fucking insane. So I’ll be gone and avoiding the phone all Saturday and most of Sunday. Try Sunday afternoon. Until then, you know what to do.”

Gabriel paused again.

“P.S.: If this is Stanford, I still love you.”

Impromptu Sleepover by archangelwithashotgun

Inspired by tricky_archangel's prompt: Sam gets locked out of his room in his first week at Stanford. Gabe happens to live on his floor and offers to let him stay in his room.

In which Sam gets locked out of his dorm at Stanford, his roommate is gone for the weekend, and Gabriel is a sweetheart.

An Alternative by Aria_Lerendeair        

Sam can't figure out his housing for next semester and it's looking like he might have to drop out so he can get things sorted.   Gabriel gives him another alternative.

The Fantastic Plausibility by cyanspica

Just when it seems like the whole world is against Sam Winchester, he wraps his car around a tree. Then the world throws a charming cop who calls himself Gabriel his way and he finds that just maybe it'll be worth it after all.

Helping out by YouCantKeepMeDown

Sam's roommate is definitely weird, but asking Sam to give him a hickey so he can make his ex jealous is unusual even for his standards. Sam goes with it anyway.

Stupid Dares And State Fairs by innersanctuaries

 OG Post:  "So I've had this guy friend for about 8 years and I once ate 35 cups of diet pudding so he called me diet pudding cup boy for a long time but after 8 years it was shortened to "puddin" so everyone thought we were dating?? I shook it off for a while but one day he said "are we in a relationship or a brolationship?" and I was like "If you wanna date that's cool with me" and he straight up kissed me we've been dating ever since"

Something Fantastic by KaylaAnne2

Gabe is crushing hard on Sam who just so happens to be sitting on the quad, distracting Gabriel enough to trip and literally fall for Sam.

Let's Bounce by Petrichora_Vellichor

In which Gabriel cannot, for the life of him, understand how Sam would prefer to study when there is a bouncy castle in the university quad.

Like The Archangel? by end of the horizon (endlessnepenthe)

His monotone world blooms into startling vivid colours for a lingering moment.

Coffee and Tattoos

Coffee Shop AU where Sam is an adorable tattooed idiot who can't muster up the words to ask out the golden haired owner.

Backpacks, Finals, and Vanilla Lattes by haleynovak

Prompt: Sabriel fic where Gabe works in a coffee shop and Sam is a high school student who is tired of school.

Stolen Bag by reeby10  

Somehow, he’d managed to take some other poor guy’s bag from the coffeeshop.

Trickster Treats

Dean swears up and down that the new pastry shop/coffeehouse that opened up has not only the best coffee around, but also the best desserts he's ever had, and Sam just has to find out what all the fuss is about.

My Moron by  Zephyreon

Burn Bright by astralgabriel

Or, the four times Sam Winchester visited "Heaven's Delights" for pastries and coffee (and the baker), and the one time he didn't.

Sam's Favorite Cafe by  snugglechesters

“Slammer!” Sam jerks his head to the right, where the voice had come from behind the barista counter. A short man is waving frantically from behind the counter, his springy Santa hat lurching on his head dangerously. “Sammy boy, you are late, sir!” He tsk’s, shaking his head. “That kind of behavior won’t fly around here, no siree.” Sam’s face is burning, but he smiles nervously in response and swallows before he turned to Dean, painfully casual. Dean’s just smirking at him. “So that’s why you wanted to get here so fast,” he says, lowly enough so he wouldn’t be heard by anyone else. “What?” Sam scoffs, voice cracking a little. “No. I just—come here after class, like I said. So, they kinda know me here, that’s all.” Dean chuckles and starts moving to the counter. “Whatever you say, Slammer,” he whispers as he walked by. 

The Milk Run by goodlivin2u

Sam happens to run by a bakery one day on his morning jog, and he comes across a handsome man. It will take him several weeks until he gathers the courage to act on his developing feelings and admit he likes a sweet treat (despite everyone thinking he only eats healthy food). The result will be one where everyone wins, though.

There You Are!

Prompt: “I really like the thought of Sam, 18, being a college student in love with Gabriel, 22, being the owner of his favorite coffee shop.” I wrote this at 2 in the morning.

Seduced by Coffee by DellaMoore

After a bad break up, Sam finds a cute barista that keeps leaving bad pick up lines on his morning coffee.

The Plaid Moose Cafe by undersail2013

Sam owns the Plaid Moose Cafe.  A baker approaches him with a proposition, and they both get way more than they bargained for.

hit me with your sweet love, steal me with your kiss by religion_of_meaninglessness

Sam Winchester meeting Gabriel. Sam Winchester's first date with Gabriel. Sam Winchester's first kiss with Gabriel.

the greatest trick god ever played by Capriccioso

In a universe where a soulmate mark binds Sam and the most capricious archangel, some things go a little bit differently.

Greyscale by innersanctuaries

Don’t read the last chapter unless you want your heart ripped out. I’m not kidding.

Gabriel had never known a day without color, and he’d never really known why. The thought never crossed his mind, for starbursts and blots and blurs of color were such a normal thing. It was one of those things where you realize how blind you’ve been once you look back in time, but not a minute sooner.

[vixennoirsworld]

My #postchiro #pottyvideo #health #update #swipeleft #backtroubles #onthemend #youcantkeepmedown @thepottyshow #ilovemybody #mybodyismytemple #ilovedrshpritz #ilovemychiropractor @helainems https://www.instagram.com/p/BqyMz4CB9oC/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=cbbyetj9vzg0

[bxbosslady]

#lategram went to see @eppsie @mountairycasino on #Saturday after basically working from 8am to 8pm got caught in that #tsunami n got sick ... Been caughin n hackin ever simce. Had to even pull out the asthma pump. On a brighter note. Got my hair done at @holiday.hair.salon at the #stroudmall n #loveit! #protectivestyles. #cornrows #mikeepps #mtairy #mountairy #immabusybody. #youcantkeepmedown #sippintea tryin to #feelbetter. #happy Monday #letsgetit (at Mt Airy Lodge And Casino) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqpWuavH376/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=kwpr6c0pqzww

[dailymichifer]

Getting a Date by YouCantKeepMeDown

Complete

Words: 2797

Rating: T

Lucifer/Adam Milligan, Michael/Adam Milligan, Lucifer/Michael (Supernatural), Lucifer/Michael/Adam Milligan

Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, they're all students, punk!Lucifer (kinda), Fluff, Pining

Summary: Adam and Lucifer have the hots for the same guy: Michael. But they both think he's unavailable for them anyway.

[shaboogie1214-blog]

Strong. Beautiful. Resilient. Not easily broken. Like a Phoenix, I will rise from the ashes and soar even higher than an eagle. #youcantkeepmedown #neveragain #iwillrise

[bloated-flamingo]

It's time for me

To bop bop bop

Back up to the

Fucking top

-you cant keep me down forever

[ao3feedsamifer]

Tamed Devil

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2yUyFHN

by YouCantKeepMeDown

Usually Sam is the one who gets tied up in this relationship, but he thinks it's time to switch.

Words: 1774, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Supernatural

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Sam Winchester, Lucifer (Supernatural)

Relationships: Lucifer/Sam Winchester

Additional Tags: Bondage, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Voyeurism, mentions of scarification, this is not a bdsm relationship, I can't write that, they're just fooling around, no proper safeword exists, because they think they're too cool for that, Don't Try This At Home, Established Relationship

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2yUyFHN