#young richie

[ratsarecute4]

Some Hatchetfield Headcanons

Richie had a Warrior Cats phase in elementary school

Ruth owns a pet chameleon named Yoda

Max thinks that Pizza Pete's is owned by Pete, and that is where he gets the money for his rich kid bowtie

Mayor Lauter pays Steph's allowance in cryptocurrency

There was a month where the Clivesdale Chemists and the Hatchetfield Nighthawks had an even higher amount of hatred for eachother than usual. The Chemists accused the Nighthawks of stealing their mascot (they didn’t, the kid just moved to Hatchetfield)

Because of the mascot stealing allegations, the Chemists decided to steal the Nighthawks mascot for ransom, but they let Richie go after an hour because he wouldn't stop explaining the plot of One Piece

The problematic puppy Steph got in a Twitter fight about was the cop dog from Paw Patrol

Ziggy owns a couple of pet snakes

The Smoke Club has a rule that you must wear at least one weed-patterned item of clothing to meetings or else you're out of the club

Ted is one of those guys whose bedroom has just a mattress on the floor and a TV sitting on a bunch of cardboard boxes

Also Ted gives big lives in his parents' basement vibes

Steph had a creepypasta phase

No one at CCRP ever knows what to get Paul for work holiday parties so now he owns a bunch of gifted mugs and he's starting to run out of cabinet space because he doesn't want to get rid of anything that was gifted to him

The Hatchetfield High theatre department has never payed for the rights to a play. The students don't know about this. Ms Mulberry is fully aware of how illegal that is but continues to do it anyway. Hatchetfield is a small town, they won't get caught. Also the theatre department has like no funding

Grace was a horse girl in elementary school and she used to eat grass

Charlotte sells DoTERRA essential oils on the side. Everyone at the office has tried to tell her its basically a pyramid scheme but she doesn't believe them

Miss Holloway was a famous rockstar in the 80s, but after she made a deal with the Lords in Black, her past existence was wiped from everyone's memories and no one ever listened to her songs again

Grace has OCD, specifically religious scrupulosity

Richie owns so many body pillows that he no longer has room for himself on his bed

Ruth and Sherman Young have beef with eachother from Ruth's middleschool My Little Pony phase

Kyle is autistic and I will die on this hill

Max's mom dissapeared after being crowned Honey Queen. She wanted the prize money to support her family because Max's father was layed off from his job

I just know Brenda and Stacy are super into astrology

Local teens describe Paul's aesthetic as "cardboardcore"

Ted has one of these tattoos. He doesn't remember getting it and it took him forever to notice because it is on his back. It is a miracle that it never got infected

[clownmovieyaoi]

is the predatory wasp of the palisades out to get anyone else

my other piece for the reddiesance five year anniversary event!!!! twas super fun participatin and chatting in the discord hehee.. here's the first piece i made for this event !

[jemthespud]

Whoever made this I love you

[balladofsallyrose]

Buffalo Springfield, 1967

[meadow-dusk]

Buffalo images from Henry Diltz ©️ 1966

[periprose]

sydney is too young for carmy. its grooming tbh very weird of carm to look at syd that way when she's his mentee and looks up to him. disgusting that creeps like u ship it

We don't have a canon age for Sydney or Carmy so I'm going off their actors' ages.

A four year difference is too much for you?? Lol. This isn't grooming and realistically most relationships can have this dynamic. Anon I invite you to the real world where rarely you will find people who date are on the exact same level (please don't come at me with this "power imbalance" shit too lol)

Also if you think I'm a creep I don't really care. Being an adult means I can do what I want without caring about randoms on the internet think of me.

A lot of you also use purity culture/false virtuosity to bully people, too; don't think I don't notice how you're subtly trying to equate this to actual pedophilia. Genuinely, you do a disservice to actual issues when you pull this shit.

[buzzcutlip]

There's nothing more arousing to me than Richie Jerimovich now. I'm so SO sorry.

[it-one-line-at-a-time]

"I heard that, you skirt. Hi, Bill! How ya doin', Eddie Spaghetti?"

[itreference]

Eddie Kaspbrak definitely (forced by his mother) had to have training wheels and wear a helmet until he was thirteen.

[schizoid-marvin]

Some kids playing papas pizzeria and a father and son, nothing nefarious going on :^)

[kairithemang0]

Here's a challenge for you. List as many Hatchetfield headcanons you have as you can WITHOUT mentioning Wilbur/CrossNamara

easy

alice and peter were friends when she went to hatchetfield high. the bullying wasn't as bad until she left (peter's freshman year i believe).

bill is secretly really annoyed that ted will flirt with literally anyone but him. he doesn't every mention it to anyone, but it's always frustrated him (sigh, i love bill/ted)

Richie stole Peter's pokemon cards in 2nd grade and that's how they became friends. Ruth came as a package deal with Richie and she had been obsessing over Pete even before that

linda and becky started out as really close friends in high school and when becky started dating tom linda was just really pissy about it and it started their streak of hating each other

man in a hurry holds the most world record in history. he's got a world record for his world records. and he did it all in record time

sheila youngs husband is in some way related to willabella muckwab

howard goodman is from hatchetfield

richie has a buster sword in his room

max used to be really into star wars and richie hated him so much for it that he tried to fight him in 4th grade and richie got the shit kicked out of him. max, who was neutral towards richie, now full on hated him. he also turned on peter and ruth at this time for simply being associated with richie

just some of the ones i could think of off the top of my head

[gravepetals]

astrid leong aesthetic.

[jt1674]

[meadow-dusk]

new Buffalo at the psychedelic wall image dropped

[matterofgayordeath]

Huzzah!!!!

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: Okay, okay. Beverly… What’s the last thing you remember about me?

Bev: That you just asked me that question

Richie: Such a good answer!