#your boos nourish me

[lightyaoigami]

hi lightyaoigami (i love your url.) if you were in charge of making a live action tv series or movie of death note, what would it look like?

(normal voice, not insane at all) thank you for the question. this is something i think about a regular amount.

i think i'm allowed to be bigheaded on my own blog so i'm going to say that i would not do the canon ending of dn. i would branch off after the helicopter scene and from that point on i would follow the plot of my series lacuna. sorry for being real!

okay so stylistically my biggest inspiration would probably be -- bear with me -- the social network. it's got everything. insufferable smart people, gay tension, snappy dialogue, melancholy music. do you see my vision. do you get it. above, i have linked to the iconic opening scene with one of the absolute best original songs of any film of my lifetime.

as far as actual mystery/noir inspiration i would probably borrow from broadchurch or dark (the german netflix scifi series). both are compelling, and dark has the flavor of convoluted that lends itself to light's memory gambit/note-swapping.

if i were following the canon plot beats to the letter and hbo gave me free reign, i would include a canonical sex scene after the iconique lawlight fistfight. people seem to think they hooked up after the rain scene but I KNOW THE TRUTH!!!!!! i will now go into lurid detail. it would start off with the camera shaking all over the place, kind of obscuring what's happening as they are getting into it in the elevator/going down the hall, and then the camera would "sit" on the nightstand, focused on the alarm clock, and you could see the ~action out of focus in the bathroom. if anyone has seen shape of water it would be like the egg timer scene.

[nevernonline]

omg pls finish the members as dad’s ask you did the other day they were so so amazing 😭

dad! svt

hi, nonnie!! you and the nice people in my asks were so lovely about this ask. I figured instead of answering you all separately I would just post the rest of them members here 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 thank u all sm carat land is the happiest land  

warnings: mentions of child nourishment, fem! partners.

also pls note I know the bare minimum about having a child and what taking care of one would ever look like <3

SVT's reactions to you seeing you taking care of your child in front of them: 

jeon wonwoo 

sweetest dad!! nobody can come for me over that 

wonu is def one of the members that would know so much about having a child already because he was SO excited for the day his s/o was ready for it 

would be so gentle while holding the baby!! i will say sweetest dad again 

while you’re feeding he 100% is all about privacy for you he would make you both a comfy spot to rest and when your finished have your fav snack ready to go!! 

has the baby trying in every pair of his eyeglasses because he’s nervous they’ll have to wear them when they grow up and that he got bad eyesight from him 

lee jihoon 

i feel like he opted to be the most PRIVATE father ever but failed 

pretends to not care when people ask to see a picture of his kid but ultimately gets gitty when people yell him he has the most beautiful child 

caught his s/o feeding for the first time while coming to visit him at work and made SURE the room was private for them and stood guard outside only to peek his little head in 24/7 

only trusts him or wonu to hold his child nobody else is safe 

xu minghao 

hao as a dad makes me want to rip my hair out of my head bc he’s going to be so amazing if he becomes a father 

has the most specific baby night routine for his kid and his partner ever 

would draw you an amazing bath after feeding with such nice essential oils and candles as he sits next to the side of the tub to read you and your baby a good book 

has an amazing rotation of healthy recipes for you to eat so you and your baby are getting the best nutrients 

kim mingyu: 

did somebody say dilf ?? (Srry) 

def flexes his muscles pushing his baby stroller just in case you catch him!! he just wants to look good for his s/o all the time 

he would be similar to hoshi where he wants to be involved in everything, so if you’re feeding he is right on top of you assisting with your baby

the first time he saw you feeding them he couldn’t help but finding himself giggling every time the baby would burp or smile into your chest 

his heart would be so full of love he would be constantly gleaming with joy 

def the dad to hold his baby bare chested when his s/o isn’t around so they always feel warm and comfortable :///

lee dokeyom: 

constantly sharing the sweetest posts about him becoming a dad and sharing what it’s been like with a new born <3 

started crying the first time you were feeding in front of him just because he was overwhelmed with the sight of his new family 

the type to buy a puppy around the same time you gave birth to make sure his baby always had a friend to take care of 

while you fed the baby he fed the puppy so he can be involved!! 

boo seungkwan

dad! Kwan is so complete fr 

can not even begin to smother with enough love 

would be so AWKWARD in a SK way the first time you started giving your baby their meal in front of him, trying not to watch, trying not to make you or them uncomfortable 

would fail really hard trying to quietly sneak in to give the baby a kiss before or after work and knock over something in the room only to wake them up from their slumber 

keeps telling you he’s going to teach your baby a profanity as their first word as a joke and actually ends up doing it 😭

chwe hansol 

lmao ofc he’s the silly dad all the kids would be so obsessed 

prettiest baby ever possibly <3

he was really shy to become a father for the first time but was so naturally good at taking care of his kid 

would always announce himself when he entered into the room while your feeding just so he knows you’re comfortable with him coming into your special time with his precious child 

actually religiously enjoys watching all the new kids movies and tv shows with his kid like maybe more then they do 

lee chan :

ahh chan as a dad would be so so so nice 😭 

ik  we’ve seen snippets of how he is with his family so I just know he’s so excited to further the lee line replicating what he had with them 

does not care how young his child is he gets them started early dancing and being active with him even if it’s just him dancing with your baby in his arms around the room 

his LAUGH when he sees you feeding for the first time like obviously not because it’s funny it’s just the cutest thing he’s ever seen 

def gives you really sweet massages during baby dinner time too, no questions asked<3

definitely insists on any chance to take a nap with his child in his arms and you cuddling next to him on the couch 

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2023

albums/eps: a.s.o. - a.s.o. Amaarae - Fountain Baby Amnesia Scanner & Freeka Tet - STROBE.RIP André 3000 - New Blue Sun ANOHNI and the Johnsons - My Back Was a Bridge for You to Cross Anthony Naples - Orbs bar italia - Tracey Denim Beach Fossils - Bunny Ben Vida, Yarn/Wire & Nina Dante - The Beat My Head Hit Beverly Glenn-Copeland - The Ones Ahead Biosphere - N-Plants Blonde Redhead - Sit Down for Dinner Bored Lord - Name It Call Super - Eulo Cramps Carly Rae Jepsen - The Loveliest Time Caroline Polachek - Desire, I Want to Turn Into You Chuquimamani-Condori - DJ E Cole Police - If I Don’t See You in the Future, I’ll See You in the Pasture Dean Blunt - Give me a moment DJ Lostboi - Music for Landings DJ Sabrina the Teenage DJ - Destiny Double Virgo - hardrive heat seeking Eartheater - Powders The Embassy - E-Numbers Everything But the Girl - Fuse Fever Ray - Radical Romantics Freak Heat Waves - Mondo Tempo Headache - The Head Hurts but the Heart Knows the Truth Hiroyuki Onogawa - August in the Water: Music for Film 1995-2005 Jam City - Jam City Presents EFM James Ivy - Everything Perfect Jessy Lanza - Love Hallucination Jim Legxacy - homeless n****a pop music Joanne Robertson - Blue Car Jonnine - Maritz Kelela - Raven Khotin - Release Spirit Kota Hoshino, Shoi Miyazawa - Armored Core VI OST Laurel Halo - Atlas Loraine James - Gentle Confrontation Maria BC - Spike Field mark william lewis - Living Matmos - Return to Archive MIZU - Distant Intervals ML Buch - Suntub Noriko Tujiko - Crépuscule I & II Nourished by Time - Erotic Probiotic 2 Oneohtrix Point Never - Again Osmotic & Fennesz - Senzatetto Pierre Rousseau - Mémoire De Forme Purelink - Signs Ryuichi Sakamoto - 12 Sofia Courtesies - Madres ssaliva - sector6park/counterfeit Sufjan Stevens - Javelin Tim Hecker - No Highs Tirzah - trip9love…??? Wild Nothing - Hold Yves Tumor - Praise a Lord Who Chews but Which Does Not Consume; (Or Simply, Hot Between Worlds) µ-Ziq - 1977 7038634357 - Neo Seven

songs: a.s.o. - Love in the Darkness Addison Rae - I got it bad Alex Kassian - Leave Your Life (Lonely Hearts Mix) Amaarae - Reckless & Sweet Amnesia Scanner & Freeka Tet - Clown André - Ants To You, Gods To Who ? ANOHNI and the Johnsons - Can’t ANOHNI and the Johnsons - It Must Change Anthony Naples - Silas Armin van Buuren & Punctual - On & On (ft. Alina) bambinodj - High as Ever Still Passin' Through (Remix) bar italia - Nocd Baths - Do I Make the World Worse Beach Fossils - Don’t Fade Away Beverly Glenn-Copeland - People of the Loon Bibio & Óskar Guðjónsson - Sunbursting Björk & Rosalía - Oral Blawan - Toast Bored Lord - Wait Wait Wait bvdub - Days on Heaven and Earth Call Super - Coppertone Elegy Carly Rae Jensen - Psychedelic Switch Caroline Polachek - Bunny Is a Rider (Doss Remix) Caroline Polachek - Crude Drawing of an Angel Chuquimamani-Condori - Eat My Cum Chuquimamani-Condori - Know Dean Blunt - Rinsed (ft. TYSON) Dj Lostboi - PUF 2 LAX DJ Sabrina the Teenage DJ - For Now and Forever Double Virgo - gainfully deployed EASYFUN - Long Long Time The Embassy - Amnesia ESP - North Fever Ray - Kandy Freak Heat Waves & Cindy Lee - In a Moment Divine Fwea-Go Hit - Back Wildin Headache - That Thing with the Rabbit Headache - Truism 4 Dummies Hemlocke Springs - sever the blight Hudson Mohawke & Nikki Nair - Demuro Ike - Rose Quartz Jam City - Magnetic James K & hoodie - Ether Jessy Lanza - Don’t Cry On My Pillow Jim Legxacy - amnesia111 Jim Legxacy - candy reign (!) Jonnine - Tea For Two (Boo) Kelela - Divorce Khotin - Computer Break (Late Mix) Kylie Minogue - Hold on to Now Laurel Halo, Bendik Giske, Lucy Railton & James Underwood - Earthbound Loraine James - Tired of Me Lorenzi - Lonely Cowboy Tales (Crayon Moon Remix) LSDXOXO - Devil’s Chariot Maria BC - Still Maria BC - Watcher mark william lewis - Living Mc LcKaiique, MC Celo BK & DJ Jeeh FDC - Quem Tá de Motão, Vou Sarrar Puta Na Marcone (ft. DJ Biel Divulga) ML Buch - High speed calm air tonight Nation & Ecco2k - Ça Va Nicole Dollanganger - Gold Satin Dreamer Nourished by Time - Rain Water Promise Oliver Coates - One Without Oneohtrix Point Never - Krumville Purelink - We Should Keep Going Shoi Miyazawa - Rough and Decent Slayyyter - Miss Belladonna Sufjan Stevens - Shit talk Tim Hecker - Total Garbage Tirzah - u all the time Troye Sivan - Got Me Started Wild Nothing - Suburban Solutions Yves Tumor - Echolalia Yves Tumor - Fear Evil Like Fire µ-Ziq - 4am

mixes: CFCF - CFCF for TERMINAL 27 Chuquimamani-Condori - Fact Mix 937 PC Music - 10 Physical Therapy - car culture remissions vol. 4 plush - LIVE AT SKSKSKSK S-candalo - Fact Mix 897 WHY BE - OdyXxey Radio Mix

movies: Afire (Christian Petzold) All the Beauty and the Bloodshed (Laura Poitras) E6-D7 (Eno Swinnen) Evil Dead Rise (Lee Cronin) Grown in Darkness (Devin Shears) How Do You Live? (Hayao Miyazaki) The Killer (David Fincher) Killers of the Flower Moon (Martin Scorsese) Knock at the Cabin (M. Night Shyamalan) Last Summer (Catherine Breillat) May December (Todd Haynes) Oppenheimer (Christopher Nolan) The Outwaters (Robbie Banfitch) Rotting in the Sun (Sebastián Silva) Showing Up (Kelly Reichardt) The Zone of Interest (Jonathan Glazer)

games: Alan Wake II Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon Baldur’s Gate III Blasphemous II Diablo IV Humanity Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom Lies of P Metroid Prime Remastered Octopath Traveler II Pikmin 4 Star Ocean: The Second Story R Super Mario Bros. Wonder Theatrhythm Final Bar Line Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty

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Classic!Heavy: Give me your boos! I AM NOURISHED BY YOUR HATRED!

[jerzwriter]

Know it All

Thank you to @mydemonsdrivealimo for this ask. By now we know that me and 100-words can't go in the same sentence, but it's still short for me :)

Book: Open Heart (Book 2 timeline) Characters: Bryce Lahela, Casey MacTavish (F!MC) Rating: Teen Words: 921 Summary: Casey needs the scoop on someone, and she knows exactly who to go to. A/N: Participating in @choicesseptemberchallenge2023 Day 25, Secret

Being a resident was tough. The hours were grueling, and making a mistake didn’t merely get you into trouble or cost you a promotion; it was the definition of life or death. The stress could be overwhelming, but luckily, Casey heeded Dr. Delarosa's advice and built strong friendships with her fellow residents. It made perfect sense; seeing people outside of work was almost impossible. She was learning that the hard way since she met an intriguing doctor from Mass Kenmore a few weeks before. An intriguing doctor whose schedule never matched up with hers. 

Fortunately, Bryce's schedule did, and she was meeting him in the cafeteria for lunch. While her stomach was grumbling, if she had to choose between nourishment or feeding her curiosity, the latter would win today. She needed the lowdown, and who better to go to than her best buddy, Bryce.

"Boo!" Bryce smiled as he attempted to frighten her from behind.

"Nice try, Lahela."

Bryce tossed a protein bar her way and watched Casey’s face fall.

"Is this what you meant when you said you were treating me to lunch today?"

"Nope," he said, biting into his bar. "But have you seen the line for the registers? We can either have these delightfully chalky fake chocolate bars and conversation, or we can spend our entire break on that line and not talk at all."

"You know, this doesn't taste so bad," she smiled.   

"That’s the right answer!” Bryce grinned. “Given the choice of a quality meal or my company, I believe my company is always the way to go.”

“Well, it works today,” she said with a roll of her eyes. “Because I need to use you.”

“Casey,” he sighed dramatically. “I understand the longing, I do... but you know damn well we decided not to let our relationship go there.”

She shook her head without expression. “You know, you are such an ass! I’m not interested in ‘going there’ with you... but there is someone else that I might be....”

Bryce eagerly leaned over the table, his attention piqued. “Who? Who is it? Do I know them? Is it the hot new nurse in the ICU? Because I have it on good counsel that she has the hots for you.”

“Really? Well, that might be a good backup plan,” Casey giggled. “But that’s not who I’m talking about.”

She turned around to survey the room. Once confident no one was in earshot, she leaned in and lowered her voice to a whisper.

“What do you know about Tobias Carrick from Kenmore.”

Bryce leaned back in his chair, a look bordering on disappointment registered on his face. “Carrick?” he said, a bit too loud as Casey shushed him.

“Yes, what do you know about him.”

“All right, first, thank you for recognizing that my knowledge base extends to all hospitals in this city, not just Edenbrook.”

“Can we stick to the point?”

“Sorry,” he grinned. “I guess my question is... how do you intend to utilize him? Because if you’re looking for a couple of memorable nights that you’ll be bragging about into your nursing home years, Carrick’s your man. But if you’re looking for more than that, and you usually end up wanting more than that... well, in that case, I’d be happy to introduce you to Amira in ICU.”   

He could tell at once that wasn’t the answer she wanted to hear.

“Is he that bad?” She asked. “I mean, I’ve heard he’s not exactly Mr. Commitment...”

“Understatement of the millennium,” Bryce interrupted.

“... BUT... Oh, Bryce, the man is super hot, and I really like him. He’s been nothing but attentive and sweet to me since we met.”

“Have you slept with him yet?”

“No....”

Bryce raised his hands in triumph. “I rest my case. Look, anyone who's not a straight man will tell you he is hot, and if you want to have fun, have fun. But I watched you go through entirely too much after the shit with he-who-we-will-not-name-while-at-work went down... and I don’t want to see you hurt like that again.”

They both looked at Casey’s phone as it vibrated on the table and now it was Bryce's turn to roll his eyes. Once he saw the stupid grin on his friend’s face, he knew two things:  the text was from Carrick, and Casey was already in much deeper than she was willing to admit.

“That him?” he asked for effect.

Casey pocketed her phone with a smirk. “Shut up.”

“Look,” he replied sincerely. “I haven’t heard that he’s a bad guy, just that he’s only interested in one thing. But a few of my buddies from the volleyball team know him well. I can weasel some information out of them if you like.”

“I’d appreciate that.”

“Oh!” he clapped his hands in excitement. “Better yet! I know his housekeeper's daughter! Jackpot! Who better to get dirt from,” he winked. “I’ll put in a call today.”

“How the hell do you know his housekeeper’s daughter?”

“She’s my florist.”

Casey closed her eyes and rubbed her temples.

“And how do you know that your florist’s mother is Tobias’s housekeeper?”

“Casey,” he smiled smugly. “I know everything.”

His pager went off, and he jumped up from his chair.

“That’s Tanaka. Look, I’ve gotta run, but I’ll have a dossier about the guy ready for you by the end of tomorrow.”

“If surgery doesn’t work out for you, you might have a future in espionage.”

“The Hawaaiin James Bond,” he grinned. “I like it.”

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[treshmind]

WIP GAME

boo!

Rules: make a new post and share 1-2 sentences from your most recent unposted WIP(s) with zero context – Let your followers guess!

Lmao well thank you @1000punks for tagging me. It inspired me to translate a little something after a long long day.

After counting to three hundred in her head, Naeris drew her hunting dagger and headed for the place of the supposed feast. The moon was still high and she would have time to carve up the carcass and take everything she needed for herself. Perhaps some of the meat can be smoked. Hunger twisted her stomach and her mouth filled with thick saliva. Funny how hunger united them. Her - alive and in need for nourishment - and him… undead and yet still famished.

“Be careful!” exclaimed Astarion, who suddenly appeared in the path of dagger edge, “I can’t be feasted upon!”

Yeah. That’s it. 🚬

Tagging… oh I don’t know people. Tag yourself you’re all adults here /j

[helenvader]

First and foremost I should make clear that I'm a fervent Halbrand/Galadriel shipper. :-) But I thought it might be interesting to take a look at the ship from the point of view of the lore.

We know now Galadriel is already married in the show. She believes Celeborn to be dead, but we know he is not (whether he suffers from amnesia, is imprisoned somewhere, or is, indeed, dead, and will be resurrected, is a mystery for now).

So, unless the writers ignore the lore, her potential romance with Halbrand presents huge complications. It did even before we had learned her marriage had already happened, and it is not something that happens in the future, but now it's even more complicated.

Because according to the lore, Elves only love once. Tolkien's essay on this subject (Laws and Customs Among the Eldar) can be found in Morgoth's Ring.

I have now finally read that essay, but will share a summary a friend of mine shared with me when I asked her about it, because she worded it better than I ever would.

"Elves can only love once. Sexual union and marital union are the same act. It's what makes Finwë so interesting because usually the generational power and desire fades given elves pour their actual feä (soul) into their children, but when his wife had Fëanor and said, ‘Never again shall I bear child; for strength that would have nourished the life of many has gone forth into Fëanor.’, he still desired to produce more. And when she essentially died, the Valar had to be consulted on if he could remarry, because elven souls, unlike those of men, are tied to Arda itself. So your spouse is your spouse through death and resurrection. Elves might dwell in the House of Mandos for a time, but they can't truly die. Their feär will be returned to their restored hröar (bodies). It is also why they don't experience lust as men do, don't age the same way, and can heal hurts men can't, they have a much more direct and intentional control over their feär."

Boo.

It is still possible Halbrand falls in love with her, but it will be one-sided only. Of course, it's not what I wish for, but it's one of the options.

From what we've seen so far I'd say she definitely has some feelings for him, but the writers are quite clever about it, so the most poignant scene they have together (after the battle) has several possible interpretations.

So, what do you think?

Also... does he end up tragically? I keep thinking he is not Sauron, and everything pointing to that direction is the writers having delightful fun at our expense. He could become a Ringwraith, or the king of the dead... or simply die heroically (or not). With him being Aragorn-who-is-not-Aragorn, the king of the dead sounds as the most probable option.

I still hope against hope he and Galadriel will get some happy time together. Whether is will be platonic, or they will at least kiss, or go further.

Whatever happens, I want him to live for all five seasons! ❤

Oh, the agony of being a shipper!

[yulia-inferis]

What Dangerous Envious Rageful Slighted People Might Think baby boo

I see you people everywhere and I want you out of sight 

I want you fucking gone inside the ground tonight

I hate how much I've longed to wrong what they deem so right

All of the pain I've cowardly loaned to their insatiable appetites 

I cut their stomachs round and take my nourishment out 

Their behavior becomes a mirror for myself 

But I can do much better than what you've haphazardly delt

I’d Make you an elegant artistic rage that I’ve felt 

A message to the petty people who fight back With hidden stealth

With subtle ways or with slight of hands

I'm willing to wait again forever until I see an opening 

I'll choke you and form you as an apparition plague

With your bones dangling on my new deformed chain

Your Floating right out of the inanities inside your head 

Stomping your body into rubble of death

Squeezing you down into a paste

Smearing you across the bitter concrete for taste 

Your my subhuman condiment spread and the streets my wonder bread 

I freely give the world such nourishment from the revenge I must inflict 

I followed you all the way to your house 

When your defenses were all the way down 

I gave you so many verbal chances as a way out 

So I didn't have to fucking do this now 

I cut you in your sleep aroused 

By the feeling of turning you inside out 

Your bubbling fat all on display now 

You fucking moron I defiled your life out

And to think you think anyone can just get pushed around 

I cut your eyes out And threw them Across your deceased isle  

I slit your wife out and smeared her blood upon your own denial

Your withered organs of addiction and of Ill survival 

I see why you came for me to trial 

But I won this vial of toxic blood I carry for smiles 

I own your life now and I don't care how many think this vile 

I am your death now and I hope it was worth your unprovoked hostile

[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Hojo: *to everyone* Yes! Give me your boos! I'm nourished by your hatred!

[incorrect-hot-crispy-dazzling]

Grapethroat: Give me your boos! I AM NOURISHED BY YOUR HATRED!

[ccrowsiie]

Crowsie's nail recovery recs

Below is a short list of products that help me with nail recovery. It's not at all comprehensive. Items marked with an asterisk (*) are essentials. Everything else is just nice to have. All links are to Amazon, but I'm sure you can get most of these at your local grocery or drug store.

Mani supplies

*A basic manicure set, comes with all the musts.

Orange sticks

Very thin cotton swabs - better for cleaning around your nails than the normal-sized ones.

*100% Acetone, for removing polish and drying your nail plate before polish application. Mandatory for gel, but you can use regular nail polish remover if you're using regular nail polish. I prefer you get this locally, but I'll add an Amazon listing anyway.

*Isopropyl alcohol - I prefer to use this for nail dehydration and polish clean up as it's slightly gentler than acetone on your bare skin. I also suggest you just get this at the store. 91/99% is better for drying your nails, while 70% is a slightly superior antiseptic. They're pretty much interchangeable so don't sweat if you can only find one.

My fav rubberized base - not 100% mandatory but highly recommended if your nails are thin. Small nail art brushes - Handy(hue) for painting on polish if your nails are too small or wonky-shaped for standard brushes. Also useful for getting stray polish off of your skin

Cuticle remover - Apply to cuticles then wait a minute. Push the skin back then wash and thoroughly dry your hands. If you can't get Blue Cross, Sally Hansen makes a nice gel one that only costs a few dollars.

Buffer blocks - Never use a filer lower than 200 grit on your bare nails.

Builder gel - Great for smoothing out pitted, wonky or split nails. Don't use over broken skin. Top and base coat (includes shiny and matte) (*if you're using gel)A simple UV light for curing gel polish Liquid latex for messy painters - Expensive but worth it. Put a card or something over the bottle while you're using it so it doesn't gum up.

Cuticle oil

Pure Jojoba oil - 2-3 small dots are more than enough for your hand. Concentrate it on your nail and cuticle.

Sweet almond oil - A great carrier oil for other essential oils and just nice on its own

Rosehip oil - Optional, I like the benefits.

The scents I use (you can use whatever you want so long as it's oil soluble and skin safe)

Dropper bottles for portability - I keep these on tables and dressers around the home.

Brush pens for portability - Perfect to keep in purses or pockets.

First aid/hand care

Bandages for bleeding or open boo-boos. Hard as Hoof creme - Very emollient and nourishing. A small amount will do your whole hand. I love this stuff.

Bert's Bees cuticle cream - Nice but has a strong lemon oil scent. Skip if that sounds at all appetizing.

Rubber kitchen gloves - Your new kitchen buddies. Don't so much as LOOK at the dishes in your sink without wearing a pair of these. Also, get these locally. The prices are insane online lol. Nivea Soft cream - I prefer this for my hands over the iconic blue-tinned stuff. It's thinner and goes on way less greasy.

[lightyaoigami]

if you don't mind my asking, why do you detest found family?

to quote @/bigposter666 from pre-elon twitter: "wholesome" narratives are the backbone of fascist art, and the desire to sand away all the rough edges of humanity is not progressive or helpful, but a deeply reactionary impulse

to use my own words: it's corny

[lovelykhaleesiii]

ok I am going to be super-annoying because I have ideas.

first of all, I love this nonnie's idea and I absolutely love 'the great' as it is one of the few period dramas that don't attempt to accuracy and cracks me up so badly.

in all truth, one of my favorite scenarios with aemond and a s/o, is hypercompetent s/o keeping his ass in check. not obsessively or in an abusing way, just like 'aegon, time to wake up', 'aegon, if you keep drinking that then you'll fall asleep' 'the meeting awaits just the king'.

and she handles most of the stuff for him and aegon is very impressed but also a bit insecure: like does his wife love him, even? he doesn't seem to be doing anything and she is so pretty and he has grown chubby (not that she says anything). and yeah, she might cuddle up closer to him at night, brings him sweets when she knows he has been having a bad day and she is just generally loving in her own strict and severe way.

and then one time, she sits him down and she is serious - more than usual - and he thinks he somehow fucked up and that she got tired of him and chubby tummy... but no she is like crying and being like 'I am pregnant'.

(she has to repeat because aegon was like 'you what?', while gawking at her, because no thots behind those eyes).

and at first, he is confused as to why she might be crying, then hink that maybe she doesn't think him a fit father but then she blurts:

'I am going to grow so fat and ugly! and I won't be able to handle you! and then I'll have no use for you' full on bawling onto every insecurity she had carefully hidden and aegon - very confused because babe you are perfect in his eyes, although you could work a bit more on getting relaxed - comes to her side and kneels by her and first is like 'babe, we are having a child!' all happy because that's his baby in your belly!

he did that! he might be incompetent at kingdom ruling, but he put a baby in your belly!

and then he is like 'you think so little of me that I'd love you only when you are of some use to me? and not always. because I do always love you. I actually am the one who thought that you had no use of me'.

and his s/o is all like 'no no, babe, I just thought... I was... to be of use... you know... so you wouldn't put me aside and go back to wh*res'.

and aegon is like heartbroken because he should have done something but he just thought you so strong to handle things...

you have a good cry and then he is officially ready to handle everything that you want, any craving, although it makes you smile because 'I am just one month along, aegon' and he is like 'well... better be early. now what cakes do we want?'

boo I always love your ideas you know this 🥰

OMG YES!!! Aemond and his s/o would be so efficient like outstanding teamwork, sometimes even competitive with one another. whereas Aegon with a super competent s/o would make him question if they even genuinely love him, or if he’s even worthy for them. because his s/o takes care of everything even bathing, feeding and caring for him, he grows quite plump (let’s be real you overfeed him because you want to make sure he is well nourished & he eventually grows an appetite). he starts becoming insecure of his looks too!!! 🥺🥺🥺

ugh but the moment you tell him that you’re pregnant, his heart gets all fuzzy!!!! he assumes you’re just really emotional right now, and seeing you cry breaks his heart & hearing you say those awful things about yourself kills him!!

“you’re literally carrying my child, y/n.” he’s so proud of you, and will now be at your beckon call!!!!

he definitely would be heart broken to hear that the reason you bent your back for him, was so he didn’t think you useless and run back to his whores… he could never return to that life since meeting you, let alone now, you bearing his child 😫🥺

now it’s his turn to shine!!!! ✨

[purplegn0mes]

*the Blues are all booing Tybalt*

Tybalt: yes! Give me your boos! I’m nourished by your hatred!

[chloeworships]

I had a vision of Shawn from Boyz II Men today and then as I saw him I heard this song 🎧

👀👀👀

In this video they act like the four angels Michael, Uriel, Gabriel and Raphael.

This sent meeeeeeeeeeee ✈️👀

You heard what they said babes. Don’t stay where you’re not loved, appreciated or nourished. A man makes time for what he believes is important to him. Don’t fall for words, fall for his actions. God will not allow you to be mistreated so neither should you.

If real love waltz into your life and you’ve prayed about this person, don’t let him pass you by. Too many people miss opportunities of a lifetime, don’t let this be you girls!! This is your confirmation 💎 Can you open up to this new love?

UPDATE:

Excuse me but in the first scene Shawn is wearing the Star of David ✡️ as a necklace. How interesting the LORD has been showing us, first Michael’s Pendant and now David’s 👀 ✡️ I also had a vision this morning of the Star of David.

Say GOODBYE to abusive relationships. Say GOODBYE to men who neglect you. Say GOODBYE to the Judas in your life. Say GOODBYE to the past, babes. God saw how they treated you. It’s TIME to leave that toxic relationship and/or the man that doesn’t prioritize you. You are slowly KILLING YOURSELF by being with someone who cannot love you fully.

I received this scripture last night and now I understand.

I also had a vision of several maids bringing butter over to me 🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈 It was really sweet of them to come and help me 🥰 I felt like a Queen with her handmaids. It reminded me of the 10 bridesmaids of whom 5 came prepared with lamp stands and oil and the other 5 didn’t have enough and were left behind unable to attend the wedding. I didn’t understand the butter reference until I began making pancakes 🥞😅 when I awoke.

I can’t make this stuff up 😱🤯😳

Maybe you’re new boo is from Israel 🇮🇱 or is Jewish or loves God as much as you do in both word and DEED. Look for his FRUIT 🍓 and don’t rush.

Here is the beginning of the scripture which is relevant to you also.

May the LORD give you a good man, who respects you, your body and your time and may he give you both PEACE 🕊️

Your bridegroom is cominggggggggggg💍

SN. Sex is better when you’re with a man who actually cares for you and isn’t selfish. It’s easier to relax, it’s more enjoyable being around him allowing you to CLIMAX. Selfishness in personality equates to awful (selfish) sex. Just sayin. Wait for ya husband 😏 you ain’t missing out on nothing chileeee 😂 Save yourself for the man who DESERVES you.

Maybe your new boo’s name is Sean/Shawn or Michael

Btw this is one of my favourite songs EVER. Shoutout to the boyz who turned into MEN (the group).

UPDATE II:

OH MY GOSH. I HAD A VISION THIS MORNING OF AN ANGEL HIGH UP IN THE SKY (JUST LIKE IN THE VIDEO) AND IT DROPPED A LAMPSTAND ONTO A CITY. THE ANGEL WAS WEARING ALL WHITE AND NOW IM BEING SHOWN THIS. LAWD HAVE MERCY PRAISE THE LORDT!!!!

I remember asking the LORD what this meant.

[useful-health]

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