Im at work and we have an order from someone named Throckmorton.... He's real....
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I love when textbooks try to throw in big names to 'get with the times' and grab the readers' attention, because you end up with sentences like this lmao:
"Bacardi Company established a $150 petty cash fund with Eminem as the petty cashier."
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Okay so I was looking up stuff about ‘your cousin throckmorton’ because I’m an idiot right and I’ve seen stuff about it before and I wanted the full context but you’re telling me this WHOLE TIME throckmorton was just. Some guy and NOT a big orc who could skateboard??? Unbelievable. I thought you guys had this
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What would happen if someone ate/swallowed a silmaril? Like obv it would probably kill a Fëanorion, but I feel like it could be a keep-away strategy???
Thanks for posing this interesting scenario. Silmarils are very complex and since we do not know what they are made of and how that might interact with the insides of a body, we should simplify them to a model that we do understand. Pretend a Silmaril is a lithium disk battery.
One of two things is likely to happen:
1. The person who swallows the Silmaril is on the Valar's Do Not Trust list (which includes all mortals, apparently) and thus burns up from the hallowed light. We know this by extrapolating from multiple accounts in the Silmarillion where someone is burned from merely touching the Silmarils or the case they are in. Truly, a terrible way to end one's days. - as you pointed out, this would be the fate of the Fëanorians, should they try to have their cake and eat it too, as it were.
2. The person is not on the Do Not Trust list. Here that modeling of the Silmarils as lithium disk battery comes into play. See, like a battery, the Silmarils are filled with energy waiting to burst forth, and like a lithium disk battery, Silmarils will transmit and amplify the 'good' energy of whoever they are in contact with (part of why a Silmaril makes for excellent jewelry). This is fine when they are used on the outside of the body, but when placed inside the body (say, in the stomach after being swallowed) where they are surrounded by that energy things get out of hand. A dangerous cycle begins where the Silmarils receive energy from the body, transmits it back, and then the body has even more energy to give it. Much as with a lithium disk battery, that energy will continue to grow until the unfortunate person is cooked from the inside out.
I'm sorry to say this, but eating a Silmaril is likely not a viable strategy. Sure, the person won't have to deal with the Sons of Fëanor but they likely won't live long enough to appreciate that.
The Silmarils: Forbidden Rock Candy
P.S. there is a small chance that someone is just good enough to avoid being burned because of the hallowing but not so good as to have much light to reflect back to the Silmaril. In this case they may survive eating a Silmaril with little consequence, but I would not want to stake my life on my ability to toe the line between the Valar's perception of good and bad.
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A prodigy child spirit talker has escaped Fifth House custody after stealing a priceless artifact. That's right, folks, we've got a small medium at large.
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they're skeletons?????????????
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taking my final exam tonight wish me luck guys!
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what thefuck. what the fuck. my cousin Throckmorton told me my metaphors were uninspired and my performance stilted. IF HE KNEW THE FUCKING NUMBERS MY EROTIC POETRY DOES ON NECRUMBLR
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joining the cohort. if anyone even cares.
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a novel where a flesh magician and a spirit talker become roommates and have wacky adventures
plot twist: the spirit talker is super extroverted and slutty and the life of every party while the flesh magician is so prudish they keep their clothes on in the sonic and so timid they faint at the sight of blood
the novel is called "the spirit is willing but the flesh is meek"
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