#youtuber ralbert

[racetrackscigar]

Okay, so yesterday I found a Ralbert youtuber AU ( it's called Chaotic Red and Radioactive Racer and it's by @ tarantulas4davey ) and I have no idea how long it's been since it started but I have been binge reading these posts.

I CAN'T GET ENOUGH

I'm litterally obsessed with this and I think I actually got a cavity because of how SWEET this is.😭😭😭

I've lost sleep over this but I don't care because it's so worth it💀💀💀

If you want your life to get better read this

I think it's the first post about it, but if you go on the #chaotic red and radioactive racer (all in one tag), you will find so much more

[races-stupid-cigar]

Since you asked for asks:

Who says 'I love you' first? - Ralbert

Who has the weirder taste in music? - Javid

Who wears the others jackets? - sprace

A headcanon about them that stabs you in the feels? - Ralbert or sprace.

Race has always casually said I love you to all his friends but Al said it actually romantically first after Race did something dorky and Al was overcome with a wave of love for HIS idiot

Jack he has playlists to inspire every emotion when painting just never organizes them and gathers music from his friends tastes and his friends listen to some weird shit on their own but moody painting Jack with YouTube recommendations is its own weird

Both Spot wears too big of hoodies (dysphoria rip) and they are his only clothing Race can actually fit in so you bet your ass Race will be taking them but also Spot likes the familiar smell and feel of Races hoodies so Race takes them to be a little shit Spot takes them for the comfort and security

Doing both

Sprace: cannon era where one of them is trans and considers de-transitioning just to make their relationship able to work out with the time period just gets me and the other always shoots down the idea in an instant because they know it would work but the other would be miserable and would never let them do that

Ralbert: I don't remember who but someone wrote a thing where Al got Race invisible ink pens and he was always writing notes but he suddenly dies from a heart attack and Al waits a long time but when he finally goes to get rid of Races stuff he finds years worth of invisible notes just goofy stuff how much he loves Albert ect and even one about how much he loves Al from the morning he died

[moth-based-cryptology]

Youtuber!Ralbert Au - Part Two

once again inspired by the wonderful and fabulous @we-are-inevitable and you can find her original concept here

part one to this series can be found here

and my valentine’s concept can be found here

i finally did it guys are you proud ✨

LETS DO THIS THING

now that we’re here, i realized i forgot some vital information last time (aka i hadn’t come up with it yet but ranting to jorja helped me solidify the world thank you mother goose)

so race’s online handle is radioactive racer, and albert’s is, as we know, chaotic red

both of these come from when they were in middle school and had just made vine accounts

albert’s entire account was just videos of race doing dumb shit while he cackled in the background

race’s was just memes

but because this was middle school, race looks WILDLY DIFFERENT compared to now

he was in his full dyed hair and guyliner phase, and before he grew 8 inches the summer before freshman year, so he’s fairly unrecognizable in the vines of him (plus,,,, they were dumb 13 year olds, only their friends saw their vines)

but there’s just,,,, an account full of very cringe videos of 7th grade racetrack higgins on the internet that nobody’s connected to them yet, so we’ll do something with that eventually

now back to your regularly scheduled programming ✨

so race and ‘red’ announced they were dating about a month ago, and it’s getting increasingly difficult to make sure al’s face isn’t visible in any clips

also both of their channels are gaining more traction, and race is getting recognized more in public (which he adores, i might add)

but it means that eventually someone’s going to make the connection between the redhead race is walking around with and chaotic red

so despite how anxious it makes him

how genuinely terrified he is that he won’t live up to expectations and everyone will be disappointed

he decides to post a Q&A video to his channel and reveal his identity

it starts with him adjusting the focus onto the couch in their living room, before his stocky frame, black sabbath shirt, jewelry and freckles walk on screen, and he sits down

if anybody had any idea what to expect, the crooked grin, lip ring and custom snapback probably weren’t terribly high on their list

he lets out a breath and his grin gets a bit wider, before he waves into the camera “hey guys! so,,,, this is probably a bit out of left field, but i wanted to properly introduce myself. i’m albert, nice to meet you, but please, call me red.”

his eyes flicker to behind the camera and he rolls his eyes slightly at race’s chuckling that barely audible to the audience

“don’t you dare laugh at me, i’ve never done this before!”

“you’re doing great babe, you’re just a massive dork.”

“stuff it, blondie.”

al can’t really hold back his laughter, not completely, so he huffs a bit before turning back to the camera and properly answer questions to “let the people get to know me”

the dynamic from race’s original video revealing their roommates is flipped

the audience finally getting to see that albert’s grin pulls up slightly farther on the left side than the right

or that he fidgets with his lip ring when he’s thinking through an answer

or the utterly s o f t look he has in his eyes when he looks at racer, one that seriously doesn’t match his mischievous expression or abrasive voice

he answers questions with more ease than he expected, excited to finally be sharing, but once it comes time to hit upload he freezes

“race i don’t think i can do this”

“of course you can sweetheart, everyone already loves you”

“but what if they’re disappointed? what if i’m not cool or interesting or attractive enough? what if-“

“al i k n o w you did not just look at me with t h a t face and claim to not be ‘attractive enough’. attractive enough for who, red? people that are gonna say mean shit anyway?”

al ends up hitting the upload button and promptly hitting his forehead on his desk in anguish cause holy shit what’d i just do

all his worrying ends up being for nothing because everyone absolutely adores him and won’t stop saying how p r o u d they are and how pretty he is

“i told you, dumbass. you’re the prettiest person i know.”

“stop it, you sap.”

he starts using face cams for his (and race’s, when he’s on the chaotic red channel) gameplays and his focused face is s o c u t e

race finally doesn’t have to be sneaky or beg him to take pictures anymore

race is also incredibly excited to not have to aggressively edit all his videos to make sure you can’t see al’s face/hear his name in any of them

race “accidentally” leaves the clip of them slow dancing in the kitchen to ed sheeran in the vlog right after the face reveal

when al next films a sit down video, race is behind the camera, and they’re going through old pictures of albert from childhood (most of them have race in them too, he might as well be there)

this is when the fans discover albert blushes when he’s embarrassed

this video is also how everyone connects the old chaotic red vine account to them and race is m o r t i f i e d

they make it to a picture of them just after they got together, race leaning into albert’s side loosing his shit at something jack is doing off camera, but in-the-picture albert is too busy looking completely head over heels for race to notice whatever they’re doing over there

al just grins and looks up at race with the same stupid mushy expression

“that’s when i knew i was really in love with you”

you can basically hear race m e l t behind the camera and he just tackles al into a hug on the couch and it’s SUCH a cute couple-y moment

“yeah, and you were calling m e the sap earlier. s u r e, whatever helps you sleep at night, albie.”

“it ain’t sappy if it’s true, tonio.”

and editing-al cuts it off, but race had untucked his face from al’s neck and dragged him into a kiss

when he finally got back to filming, al may or may not have had to use cover up on his neck to make it less conspicuous, but that’s neither here nor there to be honest

also this isn’t a necessary addition but every once in awhile race or al will forget to cover up marks on their necks before filming and get absolutely ROASTED on twitter

i have a thousand more ideas for this au so i promise i will be making more at some point but here’s ✨this✨ for now

lmk if you want me to add you to a tag list or whatever cause i’m down with that

ok fín

[we-are-inevitable]

i dont know if you ship ralbert and if not, im sorry:

albert is a gaming youtuber that hasnt done a face reveal rooming with race, the vlogger/prankster. people dont even realize they live together until race was streaming and in the background al was cussing out an enemy that almost killed him. al will sometimes participate in races videos but you can only ever see his hands

PLEASE NO IM SOBBING

BUT ACTUALLY YES I !!!!! AKFBSKFHSKFHS !!!! I LOVE RALBERT SO FUCKING MUCH

but holy shit YES. i can TOTALLY see this. sometimes al will stand in as a camera man for race when he needs one, and those are the videos that a lot of people like- because they know that heavily accented voice behind the camera and they can kind of see race light up at every sarcastic remark. it's really fun and really hectic all of the time but that's what makes the videos (and life) so good

on the flipside al will sometimes convince race to play a game with him for his channel and, again, no faces are shown, but everyone immediately knows it’s race bc he screams every time he dies (which is a lot) and it honest to God makes al CACKLE

[oof-musicals]

Ralbert Musician Au

This au is something I first brought up to the wonderful @tarantulas4davey and I've finally gotten around to making. Thank you sm Chandler for appreciating my idea you're the best <3 these are just the basis but I'd love if people sent headcannons in:)

Ps. I'm aware this is inaccurate, I'm not a musician

Edit: Part 2!

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- okay. backstory. Race and Albert are childhood friends, so they've known each other since they were in diapers. They're super super close. Freinds to lovers, you know the drill

- Albert plays mutiple instruments, but mainly guitar. He mainly learned from his mom, but he's also just,, naturally good at playing instruments.

- Albert is naturally quiet and private about his interests, so it's really no surprise he doesn't tell anyone he plays guitar and stuff.

- He does, however, post anonymous covers of songs on YouTube (and writes his own songs, but we'll get to that later) and people just love it because he has a great v o i c e and it's just enjoyable to listen to.

- But in real life, no-one really knows. Race doesn't actually find out until a year after they start dating (which I'm thinking they started when they were like,, 15? when Albert played for him.

- He does get comfortable enough to play around a few people, but the only places he feels completely comfortable with playing is when doing covers, by himself, or in Race's company.

- Now, he continues this playing covers until one day in the summer between Junior and Senior year, where Albert posts and original song. He'd been writing for awhile, but he only just built up the confidence to share it. And people l o v e it. His channel had a decent following and he was doing pretty well, but after he released it, his channel blew up. And the song wasn't a huge release or anything, it was something he kinda did because he felt like it.

- now, focusing on Race, he isn't an actual musician. But he loves music. Like loves. So those nights when Albert brought out his acoustic guitar and played for him, Race treasured.

- he's an open book, but he also keeps Albert's hobby a secret (even though he wants people to know Albert has a gift for music) because Albert isn't really ready to share that.

- Race is just super super supportive of Albert's music hobby, which does eventually become a career as he gets more comfortable with the idea of releasing music for people to enjoy.

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Again, if you have any headcannons, asks are (hopefully) on and welcome. That's all I have for now, I might add more later.

[itsmyroadroller]

wuz tagged by @queenoffakers !! thank u <33

3 ships: uhh besides the bandom ones im Obvious about, ralbert, valdangelo, and zadr (dont kill me :( )

last song: les jours tristes (the instrumental version) from the amelie soundtrack!

last film: the clockwork orange. it was ok :p

currently reading: I dont rmbr the last book I read 2bh,,,,, gifted burnout :( probably some fanfic but I dont know wut it was

currently watching: youtube I guess? and cobracam

currently consuming: lime raspberry seltzer

currently craving: milk chocolate im fucking ;________;

tagging: @themadgearandkobrakid @mikeyraygun @stupid-blue and whoever wants 2 :3

[turtle-steverogers]

al is ripped and race is whipped

oof some Not Angst for once

warnings: implied steamy situation

editing: no

ship: ralbert

Albert looked up from his phone, laughing when he saw his best friend being wheeled in from the operation room, heart-shaped bandaid on his forehead and socks on his hands. He was smiling goofily around a straw that was protruding haphazardly from a can of Ginger Ale.

“Hi, Albie!” He exclaimed, earning amused glances from surrounding people. He turned his head to look up at the nurse that was pushing him, “That’s my best friend, Albert!”

The nurse nodded, a fond smirk gracing her features, “So I’ve heard,” they approached, Race looking around wide eyed as they stopped in front of Albert, “He wouldn’t stop talking about you the entire way back down here,” the nurse finished.

Albert felt a blush creep up his neck and he looked down at Race, “He’s something else.”

“Sure is,” the nurse agreed, “He liked his hospital socks, but didn’t want to wear them with his sandals so he put them on his hands, instead.”

Albert snickered, earning a questioning stare from Race.

“What’re you laughing at?” Race asked, struggling to get the straw in his mouth a few times before taking a long drink.

“You,” Albert commented, eyes crinkling.

“Oh,” Race giggled, mirroring Albert’s blush, “Am I funny?”

Albert nodded, “When you’re hopped up on laughing gas, yeah.”

“Anywho,” the nurse interjected, holding out a small bag for Albert to take, “These are his pain meds, make sure he takes them hourly for the first six hours he’s home, then every two hours after that for a day.”

Albert slipped the bag into his backpack, taking the wheelchair handles from the nurse, “Thank you very much, ma’am.”

“My pleasure,” she smiled kindly.

“Yeah, thanks bro! Fist bump,” Race stuck his tongue between his teeth, holding up an unsteady fist for the nurse to bump.

“You’re welcome, bro,” She winked, giving him one last wave before leaving down the hallway.

“How’re you feeling?” Albert asked Race as he pushed him out of the hospital and through the parking lot to his car.

“Alive, man, I feel great!” Race said, voice gaining volume slightly on the last word.

Albert looked down at him, “I’m glad.” he tried to ignore the butterflies that manifested in his stomach upon seeing Race in this state. He had been doing well in hiding his newly developed crush on his best friend and roommate recently, but seeing him in his current sedated state was increasingly adorable and Albert couldn’t help but fall harder.

“Alright,” Albert said, bringing the wheelchair to a stop by the passenger side door to the car, “We’re here, chief, we gotta get you up.”

Race pouted, “My legs feel like jello, though.”

“I know,” Albert said, taking the ginger ale out of Race’s socked grip and opening the door to place the can in the cupholder, “I’ll help you, don’t worry.”

“Okay!” Race said, lifting his arms like a child, making Albert laugh. He bent down and hugged Race around his torso, straightening his legs slowly to hoist the other man up. It took some maneuvering, but eventually Race was secure in the passenger seat.

Albert made to let go, but Race grabbed his bicep, eyes bulging once more, “Holy shit, dude, you’re ripped!” Albert swallowed, staring down at where Race’s hand was gripping his arm, “If I had known you could throw me on the bed with one arm, I’da fucked you by now, I mean,” he paused and scrunched up his nose in thought, unaware of the Albert’s incredulous expression, “I would fuck you, anyway, ‘cause you’re hot, but now I’d definitely bottom.”

“Oookay, buddy,” Albert interrupted, pulling his arm out of Race’s hold, “Let’s getcha home and into bed.”

“Only if you come with me.”

“Oh my god, you’re high,” Albert rolled his eyes, shutting the passenger door and crossing to the driver’s side. He climbed in, turning on the bluetooth and handing Race his phone, “Pick something.”

Race nodded, putting on his ‘intense concentration’ face as he pulled up ‘All Star’ by Smash Mouth on YouTube.

“Oh, Jesus,” Albert mumbled as the beginning played and Race began singing along loudly. The rest of the car ride was spent with Race putting on various songs and performing them off-key. By the time they got back to their apartment, Race had worn himself out and was dozing against the window, still mumbling along to the music in his haze.

Albert helped him out of the car and back into the wheelchair, wheeling him into the building. They took the elevator to their floor, Race talking to himself quietly about ‘meerkats’ and Albert mostly zoning out, thinking about what Race had said in the parking lot. Did he truly return Albert’s feelings? Or had it been a medicine induced infatuation? Would he remember what he’d said to Albert after the medicine wore off? Should Albert bring it up?

He shook the thoughts from his head as they approached their apartment and fumbled with his key for a few moments before entering. He situated Race on the couch, ignoring his protests against sleeping, and went to his room to do some homework.

About an hour later, he heard a knock at his door.

“Yeah,” He called over his shoulder, flipping through his textbook to check his answers. His door opened and he swiveled around in his desk chair to see Race, hands still in their socks, standing in his doorway.

“You seem to be moving around better,” Albert commented, raising his eyebrows.

Race nodded, “Yeah, the medicine wore off,” he seemed nervous and was rubbing his hands together through the fabric of the socks, “Uh, did I really…” he trailed off, looking at Albert for the first time, “Did I really, uh, tell you..”

“That you wanna fuck me?” Albert finished, biting back a smile.

Race flinched, looking sheepish, “Yeah.”

“You did,” Albert said, standing and crossing over to Race, “But don’t worry,” Race’s head snapped up, hope glinting in his eyes, “The feeling’s mutual.”

Race breathed out a laugh, studying Albert’s face for a few moments, before surging forward and kissing him, hands reaching up to rest on his jaw.

Albert reciprocated, warmth spreading through his chest and expanding through his body until his entire being felt like it was on fire. Kissing Race was better than he’d imagined. The other man’s lips were soft, yet commanding, and he melted into the feeling. They pulled apart, panting as they stared into each other’s eyes.

“Race?” Albert whispered, breath ghosting Race’s lips.

“Hm?”

“Get your socks off my face.”

Race blushed, deep scarlet, and he hastily tugged off the socks, “Sorry, sorry,” he mumbled.

Albert took his bare hands, placing them on his waist, “That’s okay,” he said, kissing Race again briefly, before asking, “So, what’s this about you being a bottom?”

Race’s eyes widened and a smirk settled on his face, “Only for you, Dasilva.”

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idiots oof

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Sources:

@we-dont-sell-papes (main blog)

@rightwaytowriteit (writing blog)

blackflowercrowns (ao3)

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Newsies:

King of New York Rant

Full Fics:

*Why. (ao3) / Self-Projection in the Form of Spot Angst (tumblr)

*Davey Has Left the Group Chat (ao3)

*Pin The Tail (ao3)

^It Takes a Village. Or at Least Two Boroughs (ao3) (tumblr)

^Typewriter (ao3) (tumblr)  

^A Speech to Change the World (ao3) (tumblr)

^Michelle and Patrick (ao3) / Until Girls Are Taken Seriously (tumblr)

^Guttersnipes (ao3) (tumblr)

^Fifty-Cent Piece (ao3) (tumblr)

^The Deed to Irving Hall (ao3) / A Deed (tumblr)

^The Suffragette Rally (tumblr)

*Hair Dye (Platonic Race & Katherine) (tumblr)

*If We Get Caught, You’re Deaf and I Don’t Speak English (Platonic Sprace) (tumblr)

*Sprace Angst (Can Be Read as Romantic or Platonic) (tumblr)

*In My Dreams (Race x Reader Soulmate AU) (tumblr)

^Jewish Kid Ruins Christmas (Group Fic, focus on Les and Crutchie) (tumblr)

^Hide and Check (Platonic Davey & Mush) (tumblr)

*Kisses Meant to Distract the Other From Whatever They’re Doing (Davey x Reader) (tumblr)

Series:

Newsies Avengers AU (ao3) (incomplete) / (Winter Soldier Snippet) (tumblr) 

Drabbles:

*Red the Barista (Albert x Mute Reader) (tumblr)

The Storm (Spot x Reader) (tumblr)

Kisses (Davey x Tall Reader / Davey x Short Reader) (tumblr)

*Modern Davey x Tough Reader (tumblr)

^Brooklyn’s NOT Here (Angsty Spot x Reader) (tumblr)

*Racetrack Higgins Definitely Read (and Cried at) TFIOS Pt. 1 (Jerk!Race x Reader) (tumblr) 

*What They Told Me About You Was Right (Sprace) (tumblr) 

^Davey x Brooklyn!Reader (tumblr)

Spot x Sick Reader (tumblr)

Headcanons:

*Newsies As YouTubers (feat. @sqecs ) (tumblr)

^Southern Davey Headcanons

^Ralbert (A.K.A. the Nightmare Twins) and Blush

Hogwarts Houses

Spot the Spotlight Operator

Headcanon Format With the Length of a Fic:

^Albert x Higgins! Reader (tumblr)

^JoJo x Kelly!Reader (tumblr)

*Race x Badass!Reader, Kid Blink x Badass!Reader (tumblr)

ABCD Headcanons:

Tommy Boy

Katherine

Jack

Elmer (1, 2)

Race

Albert

Davey

Crutchie

Snippets:

*I Can’t Make Love To A Mush! (1, 2, 3, 4)

Avengers AU (1, 2, 3)

Girlsies Week:

^Typewriter (ao3) (tumblr)  

^A Speech to Change the World (ao3) (tumblr)

^Michelle and Patrick (ao3) / Until Girls Are Taken Seriously (tumblr)

^Guttersnipes (ao3) (tumblr)

^Fifty-Cent Piece (ao3) (tumblr)

Medda Moodboard (tumblr)

^The Deed to Irving Hall (ao3) / A Deed (tumblr)

^It Takes a Village. Or At Least Two Boroughs (ao3) (tumblr)

^The Suffragette Rally [bonus piece] (tumblr)

Medda Crusade:

*A Crush (Medda & Smalls) (tumblr)

Art / Moodboards / Gifs / Edits:

Medda Moodboard (tumblr)

Icons

The World Will Know Ultimate Edit

The World Will Know At Half-Speed

Katherine + Purple

Albert & Smalls Aesthetic

race + albert + orange

albert + elmer + the paranormal

brooklyn davey (aesthetic) (arguably cursed edit)

modern newsies aesthetic  📰☕🌁🗽

Hufflepunk Crutchie aesthetic

Max’s mom brought cookie cake for everyone gifset

The Newsies Banner gifset

Smile Boi (Jack Kelly Sante Fe prologue gif)

DaVEy HeLP gifset

Crutchie Cuffs Snyder gifset

So This Is What They Print the Papes On? Race gifset

Buy a Pape From a Poor Orphan? Les gifset

Are You Blind? She Got No Clothes On! Les and Davey gifset

Art Dump

Drawing of Albert

You Know I Had to Do It To ‘Em Spot Conlon Edit

Newsies As Dogs

Marvel Cinematic Universe:

*Stucky Modern AU (tumblr)

Riordan ‘Verse

Percabeth Headcanons

Thomas Sanders

Thomas Sanders + My Horse Prince Edit (Highly Cursed)

OG Writing

Nov. 3, 2014 (tumblr)

Two Girls In New York TV Show Idea (tumblr)

Calligraphy:

I Don’t Need A Limp to Sell Papes

Can’t We Be Seventeen?

It’s Free Real Estate

Move I’m Gay

Disrespect Women, Gain Currency

X is Greater Than the Value of Y

This Bitch Empty . . . YEET

Crazy = Genius

Jack Kelly is One Thicc Bih

Snyder is One Thicc Bih

Poor Guy’s Head is SPINNING

I’d Rather Be Me Than Be With You

Just Pay Me Back With One Thousand Kisses

The Woild Is Ya Erster

Short Bitch + Spot Conlon is a Punk Ass Bitch

Like, uhm All of Hamilton?

Death Doesn’t Discriminate Between the Sinners and the Saints

Hey Guys. It’s Me, The Biggest Disappointment You Know

Salad Salad Y’all Are Valid

I’ll Write My Way Out

thiS ISN’T 1994

Spot Conlon for President

[hotcocoandmarshmallows]

If anyone wants, I have Javid, Blush, Sputtons and Sputchy mixtapes and I can make more!

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youtuber au race makes albert make thirst trap tiktoks with him and it starts completely ironically as a joke but then the fans (aka simps) go crazy on twitter so they just keep doing it and it becomes a weekly tradition

this is- yeah honestly i could see it happening

half of the thirst traps are literally just albert lip syncing in the mirror their fans are simple creatures (i’m one too it’s ok besties) but when he actually tries?????? EVERYONE DIES INCLUDING RACE (read: especially race)

race just has ‘i make thirst traps’ energy but if you tell him that he’ll hit you

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youtuber au my beloved........

thinking about.....race having a rough day....and he goes into albert's stream and like..,,,,,cuddles him from behind and it's very obvious that something is wrong so al immediately stops whatever he's doing (even if it means dying in the game) to comfort race a helping him feel better

this also works vice versa. chat goes wild either way. i love these dorks

mars this is god tier🙏🙏

- race is cuddly by nature, but more so when he’s upset about something. if he was out for a project and came home upset and albert happens to be on stream, he’ll just walk up behind al’s chair and hug on him and hide his face in albert’s neck. albert knows something’s wrong cause he didn’t say hi to chat or start yelling about something or try to make him blush, so he just clicks out of the round of among us (cause he died anyway) and tells the boys to give him a minute in discord. he spins his chair around and pulls race into his lap and they just sort of hug and chill and he lets race unwind while he talks to chat and race will slowly get more animated and into the conversation and you can tell albert knows his plan worked cause he keeps doing that cheesy lil secret smile at race and watching him talk to chat and laugh and sjhdbdhd he’s so in love. chat doesn’t mention it right away but twitter DOES roast him for being so mushy

- albert’s a bit different, he more curls in on himself when he’s upset cause (as per low self esteem) on bad days he usually feels like he doesn’t deserve affection even though he craves it, so race knows something is up when al d o e s n t give him a hug and a kiss but just pops his head into the game room for a sec to say hi before running to grab his water and sit down next to him. race doesn’t really ask or draw any attention to it, but when al sits down he leans over and kisses al’s cheek and holds his hand while they talk to chat and after a bit race starts another round and al’s watching with his head on race’s shoulder and race dies like,,,, immediately cause they’re playing hide n seek and he’s distracted by al being cute. al warms up a bit and smiles and laughs more as the stream goes on but they still end it a bit early and go watch al’s favorite movie (aka creed) and order bad takeout and cuddle cause it makes al feel better. also lots of compliments from race cause he knows al needs it more on bad days and ekdhjd they’re so cute

this was so much fluffier than i intended but i’m not mad about it i love them :,,)

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race gets bored one night while alberts streaming so he goes in the stream room and just starts babbling in italian bc he knows it flusters him and al has no idea what he’s saying but he LOVES it meanwhile race is just saying shit like milk and shoe and bathtub

omg this is so in character skhdjehd

- race had been late to stream cause he was helping jack with an art video and he comes back with dinner cause he knows albert hasn’t eaten cause he’s streaming

- he’s tired but he always hangs around to talk to chat with albert while they eat and then for at least an hour. sometimes he plays, sometimes he doesn’t. this time they’ve got a full house for among us so he just watches.

- race is the kind of person that talks more and more as he gets more tired, and eventually it gets kind of nonsensical and random, and because he’s bilingual he’ll forget the words he needs in english and will just replace them with italian

- that’s how it starts, he’s just tiredly babbling to chat and he forgets a word or two in english and instinctively replaces them with italian, and albert literally chokes on air

- so instead of babbling in english with a bit of italian, he babbles in half italian-half english, so chat can still mostly understand him but he’s adding enough for it to be consistent

- and albert suddenly looses 5 rounds in a row cause he can’t focus and race is just smugly smiling and pretending he has no idea what he’s doing whenever albert glares at him

- eventually chat just starts feeding race words to say in italian so they can watch albert’s reaction, and most of them random and nonsensical but race will randomly throw in pet names he actually uses for albert and it makes al goes 10 shades of red

yeah ✨italian race✨ owns my heart and soul <3

thank you so much for the ask !!!

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*on a live stream with Ralbert, Javid and Spot*

Race: *reading aloud tag on couch* 'filling materials and covering fabrics- of the couch presumably- meet the requirements for resistance to cigarette and match ignition' so does that mean if I lit a match and held it to the couch it just wouldnt catch on fire?

David: theoretically, yes

Race: can we test that?

Jack and Albert: *actually considering it*

Spot and David at the same time: NO! WHAT THE HELL RACE?

(based on an interaction I had with my family earlier and felt like sharing cuz I though it fit the youtuber ralbert au)

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from my ✨hidden sources✨ i know that this is the 🎧 anon so i’m just throwin that out there

OK SO YES DJHDHD

- well,,,,, it’s ralbert so we all know they have vague arsonist energy don’t ask questions we all know it’s true

- jack is chaotic and has been friends with these idiots long enough that he k n o w s it’s probably a bad idea but kinda wants to try it anyway

- and spot and davey are just trying to keep everyone alive at this point

bestie i cry laughed its so perfect

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songs you think YouTuber au race and albert would have on their main playlists? here are my thoughts but I'm curious to hear yours:

-I imagine race would be the type to have many many playlists, all with really specific names and themes whereas albert would have like three max that are really long and follow roughly the same theme

-also, both have a playlist dedicated to the other, including songs that remind them of their partner as well as their partners favourite songs

-Race's 'albert' playlist has punk rock, emo music and like 80s stuff. one time Albert was away for like a week and for the entire week, the Albert playlist was the only thing Race listened to

-Albert's 'Racetrack/Anthony' playlist is kinda all over due to Race's insanely random music taste however theres a lot of dance type music, especially from musicals, the theme songs to all his favourite shows, and Taylor Swift

-Race has a playlist dedicated to every song he's ever performed a dance to and also an extensive musical theater playlist

-Albert has a playlist of songs that he knows will calm Race down when he gets really anxious over things, Race didnt realise he'd actually created one for a while and when he did he fell just that bit more in love with him

-Race has a 'songs to cry to' playlist cuz hes that kind of dramatic

-the word 'playlist' no longer feels like a real word, thank you for your time

-🎧

BABES THESE ARE SO GOOD AND I HAVE PUT SO MUCH THOUGHT INTO THIS WAIT-

first off i would like to say i’ve written race music hcs that aren’t technically specific to the youtuber au but they’re generic enough he pretty much fits them so here

ALRIGHT LETS GET INTO IT

- all of yours are really accurate tbh, i don’t really have much to add to them, so let’s do ✨my thoughts i wanna add✨

albert has a grand total of 5 playlists, all of them over 2.5 hours long, and they’re all pretty vague. well- all but one.

he has “tonio”, “background”, “gaming”, and “road trip” which are,,,,, pretty self explanatory.

the fifth one is, and i quote, “songs i wish i wrote and need to learn how to play” which,,,,, while pretty self explanatory, are the songs that have had the biggest emotional impact on him.

most of them he CAN play, cause he’s been adding songs on gradually, but it’s his shortest playlist by far cause only the elite make it on there. coincidentally, a lot of the songs that’s are on “tonio” cause they remind albert of his boy are also on this playlist

albert has always been a pretty music/media centric person, but he tends to be more heavily impacted by movies and tv, so that’s a whole different thing i could write for him at some point

RACE ON THE OTHER HAND

he’s super music centric, to the point where jack used to say music was race’s love language.

he’s always used music to express how he’s feeling when he doesn’t really have the words to explain it. he’s literally got super specific playlists to describe moods

whenever he’s going through something emotionally - POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE - he makes a playlist for it.

ex: “for when you want to punch a wall” “that feeling when you look at al” “performing at a drag show? i gotchu”

honestly they’re all really funny titles AND perfectly describe his mood, lyric and sound wise.

AHHHH I COULD WRITE MUSIC STUFF ALL DAY HONESTLY

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i saw someone else mention it but how do you think the ralbert youtuber au would go if they only met online so like race doesnt know waht ao looks like?

OH MY GOD yes ok i’ve talked about this before but Many Thoughts, Head Full™️ about this and that time someone brought it up made me half regret how i originally wrote it cause ITS SO FUCKING GOOD

ok so imagine if you will -

the sort of,,,,, key among us crew??? from before, but minus al. at this point al has been streaming on twitch for a hot minute and posts youtube vids sometimes but he’s faceless and sort of underground compared to the rest of them

then he plays in a different lobby with spot and elmer right when the game started blowing up, and the rest is history

spot reaches out on discord and offers to have him in their main lobby for a few rounds on stream and they go from there

for the record when he first joins it’s literally a copy paste of jason’s reaction corpse the first time they meet but it’s race’s reaction to “red” (find here) i’m not kidding the thirst is REAL besties

and like obviously it goes well cause red keeps playing with the massive group

but in the shuffle race gets red’s discord and follows him on instagram and twitter and stuff

and race being race is like ‘i’m gonna befriend him cause he seems GREAT’ meanwhile albert’s brain is just short circuiting cause there’s a pretty boy ACTUALLY TRYING TO TALK TO HIM !!!

and after a couple months they’re streaming after they get proximity chat working and red is ACTUALLY crew mate for once and they’ve finished their tasks and are just chatting

and albert just says something about piercings or his hair or his tattoos or something and race is like “bro you know i have no clue what you look like right?”

albert’s just like “????? i haven’t sent you a picture or something ???? lol one sec” and he just messages one of the only pictures he has of himself to race on insta so he can open it without showing his stream

and obviously albert can’t see this at the time but race literally goes “😳🤭🥴” on stream to several thousand people. like you can literally see the moment it hit race’s brain that albert was hot.

long story very short cause this post is going to be ridiculously long any what they keep talking and vid chatting behind the scenes and streaming together (and flirting so much all the fans can’t tell if they’re already dating or not honestly)

and eventually they get a chance to meet up in person (and it may or may not be a date that they haven’t told anyone is a date)

they film some stuff together but overall they’re pretty lowkey about the fact they’re kind of a thing,,,,,, like romantically. cause they don’t want the internet to run with it and make it something it’s not before they’ve figured out how much they actually like eachother

the answer is a hell of a lot. like just- so much. they’re not MaGiCaLlY iN lOvE or anything but they just sort of click and can tell that t h i s is the type of person they would WANT to spend their life with

which is why they publicly announce their relationship 10 months later. mostly cause they’re moving in together and don’t really have a platonic explanation for buying a 2 bedroom apartment that has one guest bedroom.

and obviously by this point there’s been plenty of theories and guesses (that were honestly quite accurate and weren’t horribly disrespectful like the nightmare that was the 2014 gaming community cause both parties were publicly out as gay, in race’s case, and bi, in red’s) but having it confirmed was a big ‘holy shit’ moment for the fandom

and the squad is some of their best friends so they’ve known for months and they’re all just like “lol yeah all that’s changed for us is we can make fun of them for being grossly adorable on stream now and tease them on twitter instead of in the groupchat”

albert does his face reveal in similar fashion to the original like,,,,, 3 months after that?? and then from there it pretty much just follows that natural flow of canon au

oh except they get engaged a bit later lol. closer to 27/28 then 23/24 (i cant remember what age i had down in that post)

ahhhhh this was really fun !!!! i love this concept sm and have been thinking about the differences since the original ask came through over a month ago

thank you for being patient with me anon !!! this has been sitting half done in my drafts for far too long so i’m finally posting it

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ok i had a small thought about the youtuber au so like

imagine one day albert wakes up and check his socials and sees some wack shit going on, he gets upset and he goes live on instagram talking about it even though he has literally not gotten out of bed yet but he's a n g e r y, so he talks, and mid-live race enters the room and he's like "hey albie, you want breakfast?" and albert, who was previously fuming, just fuckin melts and goes full on heart eyes at race and he's like "yea baby i'll be there in a sec, okay?" and the chat just fuckin has an aneurysm because he did a whole 180 in like 0.00000003 milliseconds when he saw race

ok now i have more thoughts- this always happens istg

race is Bad at gaming, we've been over this, and al teases him about it a lot when they're playing something together but whenever race starts getting frustrated over a game al notices and instantly drops it and gives him a little kith and helps him win

on the flipside, whenever al gets frustrated over a game he yells and curses a lot, so race will notice even if he's not in the room and he'll come in hoping to help him calm down but they just end up both yelling at the screen and then get a noise complaint

race and al do announce that they're engaged, but they don't announce that they,,,, actually got married until after the wedding. this was partly because albert knew it'd make the fanbase go batshit and as much as he loves them he'd rather freak out about this on his own, because he knew he would freak out, but at the end of the day it's race, he knew he wanted to marry him since like forever and he doesn't think he could ever be with anyone else so it all turns out ok. so, yeah, they get married and no one knows shit about it except the guests of course but duh, and then once they get their wedding pictures in digital form they just post a bunch captioned "cute date idea: get married" and "lol btw we had our wedding, forgot to mention" and shit like that. and like,,, technically everyone knew they were going to get married, they talked about how close the wedding is,,,,,like, constantly, but they didn't think they'd just do it and not mention it so naturally, everyone loses their shit.

I- THESE ARE ALL INCREDIBLE THANK YOU

- for the sake of keeping this modern (and the ability to mention some shit that makes me really angry too cause might as well) he’s ranting about all the assholes making ‘not all men’ trend in response to the 97% statistic. and as we know, albert isn’t always the most talkative person in the world, that’s usually race’s job, but this man chugs his respect women juice every day and has a lot of thoughts and feelings on this fuckery. he’s in the living room (cause race was still asleep and he didn’t wanna wake him up being Mad™️) and like half an hour into the live race’s half asleep self pokes his head into the living room with a blanket cape and cup of coffee in each hand asking if al wants breakfast and you can literally watch the tension leave al’s shoulders. and he takes the coffee and kiss and says that and chats just like “????? what the fuck was that you were yelling two seconds ago????” and he just shrugs like “can y o u be mad when that face is looking at you?”

- yesss. theyve know eachother for like,,,, forever, basically. so al knows when teasing ok and funny and when it’s not anymore and race needs encouragement and help instead. race also really appreciates al’s form of helping him, which is just hugs and explaining the controls while race sits in his lap cause why wouldn’t that be his form of teaching

- jdhdjd they WOULD get a noise complaint oml. as stated before, race can calm al down in 0.2 seconds, but if he gets immediately sucked into the game and gets mad too then it’s absolutely hopeless

- oh you’re 100% correct. i’ve mentioned before they make a video out of their wedding, and they DO, but it’s not released until after their honeymoon. everyone just thinks they’re on a regular ass vacation. also those captions are race and albert (in that order, specifically) to a T dhshdh. but yeah they didn’t wanna say when it actually was cause ✨privacy✨ so one day they just,,,, are married and all the fans loose their shit.

these were all really fun!! i’m especially fond of the first one ngl