#zero rants

[obsessions-vhs]

Totally normal about the situation between these two…

[megamanzerov20]

You are disgusting @oompaloompadoopity2

so fuck you

[angel-bitch-boy]

I get a flat tire, Sam's takes 4 days to fix it.

Next day: my battery completely dies and I must get a new one.

Next day: I get a coolent leak.

Guys, I'm at my last straw here, I have a vacation in a week and I'm dumping money into a stupid car 😵‍💫

[pharaohbean]

some things shouldn’t be kept to the private server

for context: my grandmother is BAD. she holds grudges (and hoards 5 copies of everything so bad you couldn’t walk anywhere in her ~5000 sq. ft. house), is completely stuck in the 1960s, thinks she could NEVER be wrong, and is and has been consistently rude to her own daughter that said daughter is now unconsciously passing that trauma down to her kids.

unfortunately, i am a lot like her in personality, but im at least trying to actually CHANGE (my grandmother doesnt know what change is tbh). and as i’ve grown up, ive always been compared to her. didn’t bother me much as a kid but, well, i was a kid.

however. im older and i see her a lot more often now and i can articulate that yes, although she and i are similar, im trying to better myself so that i don’t end up like her. hence why i don’t like being compared

[badolmen]

They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.

[livelaughlovesubs]

I had a super cute (?) Idea today I gotta share this

Imagine a vibrator that is connected to an app on your phone, but to make it move, you have to press a button. Not like an on/off button, but that it only moves when your finger’s on the button. So, if you don’t press it anymore, it stops vibrating.

That, and you convince your partner to wear it inside him under his clothes. Saying something like: “I’ll press it whenever I think of you ♡” before both of you go about your day.

Then throughout the day, you’d just randomly press the button every time you think of him, before letting go and going back to your usual routine. And he’s just shaking trying to hold back a moan at some place, yet feeling fuzzy at being ‘notified’ you just thought of him.

[fidenciocryptidcreechur]

Concept i wanna draw: thinking about how evidently the eel twins know full well how strong Azul is and also how octopi slap/punch fish when they're annoyed. Imagining idia and Azul having game night and Idia is being a sore winner and being annoying with his bragging and teasing. Azul gets annoyed and smacks idia except he accidentally uses the same amount of force he normally uses for the twins when they're being overly annoying and Idia fucking crumples like a wet napkin

i have zero energy to draw this at the moment of post but i don't wanna just let this concept fade into my mental ether, hoping to manifest the energy to draw this by putting it into a post or manifest the art.

Either way i just so clearly see idia being a lil shit and azul swatting at him in annoyance and Idia either gets folded like a lawn chair or gets sent flying and azul panicking cause he forgot how twiggy idia is and the only people he's used to having to swat at in annoyance are the twins who are made of tougher stuff and would most certainly NOT be deterred by an idia appropriate swat

[protrudingribs]

Average tccer after watching Zero Day

[beidoukomskaicrux]

"give us more complex well written flawed female characters and queer relationships"

Nah, you guys ain't even ready to maturely understand CaitVi yet.

[obsessions-vhs]

Grian obsessing over Jimmy’s cat is something I didn’t know I needed in life..

[sweetieviktor]

jealous! viktor x reader (headcanons + tiny scenarios)

summary: viktor sees you talking with a friend and get jealous.

content warning: idk if it counts as a cw but jealousy?? also, i made with s1 viktor in mind!

author notes: heyyy, so sorry this one is little, im still trying to find motivation after the end of the series but i think it turned out cute! thank u for the request and hope u like it!! :)

» it was a common sight to see you walking up and down piltover’s academy, working or just chilling on lunch breaks, but every time viktor would approach you, you were already with someone. sometimes an unknown person, other times with a friend, laughing and joking, touching them in such a sweet way, side by side in the aisles.

» he looked at you both, blood boiling and shaky hands. if you looked at him, it was possible to see his lips forming a thin line, brows furrowing, his left eye almost twitching. oh, he was jealous.

» he felt angry at himself to feel like this, he didn't mean to be jealous at all, but he wanted to steal you away, just for a second, and be the one by your side, be the one you smiled to, the one you’ve been touching so sweetly.

» he wanted to reach for you, to interrupt your silly conversation about whatever you two have been talking about, he wanted to share his new discoveries with you, he wanted to be in their place so bad.

» but he couldn't complain, not when you waved a goodbye at your friend, and turned your body, recognizing viktor, eyes lighting up immediately, smiling from ear to ear.

“viktor!”, you shouted, voice echoing in the aisle while you walked to him, “i’ve been looking for you all day. you wouldn't believe what happened!”

he looked at you, expression softening, eyes shining, mimicking yours, his thin lips now turning into a little smile, “yeah? tell me."

» soon all the jealousy melted away, now, he is the one walking by your side.

[pharaohbean]

when the burning world’s fumes are so bad that you cant even attend a stupid class

[jad3-d]

“stop forcing these ships, hoyo doesn’t know what they’re-“

yes they do. they do know what they’re doing.

[obsessions-vhs]

MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL YOU FUCKING SLIMPS AND SLIMECICLE LOVERS

[supreme-leader-stoat]

"Homeschooling should be banned, it's only ever used by insane conspiracy theorists who think the public school system is run by the devil and doesn't even teach kids basic literacy or social skills and [three paragraph rant that just tells me you've never sat down and talked with a homeschooled person in your life]."

[aeroplaneblues]

Pillow 💤😴

Drawing things only 3 people like😌 thats very on brand of me lmao. These two actually interact on and off screen so why not smooch? 🤷‍♀️ Anyway after playing both of their story quests they quickly became my favorites alongside miyabi🥰