#~flamingo anon

[inkly-heart]

What is Angel's favorite animal :3?

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[e-resources]

can u make or do u have pink & flamingo (the bird) and blue graphics?

🦩 FL4M1NGOS !!

[real-total-drama-takes]

https://www.tumblr.com/real-total-drama-takes/760634770891980800/the-only-good-total-dwt-song-is-the-sierra-parid?source=share

courtney's va is literally a professional singer wym she cant sing like i understand personal taste but thats lit part of her career

also hello bridgette's?? cody's in condor??

-🦩

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

bro what do i do? everyone is being mean to me i just want to be everyone's friend ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡

-@aviansaffection

BRO: Let me at the asshole. Bein' all high and mighty, thinkin' they can get away with anythin' cuz they're on anon.

BRO: Gonna cut em down to fuckin' size. You just sit tight, kid. Good thinkin' comin' to me.

[scissor-tournament]

Dragonfly Scissors. Source unknown; sold by NeverNotKnitting and others.

Flamingo Scissors, by Hemline. Sold by Hawthorne Handmade and others.

[quincysmansiondaily]

So how's the egg and the protective parent going?

"I believe its safe to say the creature has hatched. I don't think either of us expected such a sudden appearance.. and the species.

I can't say I've ever seen a Baby flamingo before."

~ Quincy

[mini-games]

Oh, hello there! Welcome to the Mini-game Lobby! Is there any Mini-games that interest you? Or would you like to request a new one?

If you're here to rest, I have some food items in the Point and Gold Exchange for you to heal up and continue on your adventure, traveller!

So, what will it be?

...Say, now that I think about it, you don't seem to be a player...?

Sorry, we often have people who use mods, and I guess I assumed you were a player using a mod.

[spinchs-field]

Ok wait now i have an idea

How does one be as cool as you?

-Flamingo anon

oh this is an easy question

first you have to pretend like you are the hottest person in the room. it doesn’t matter that you don’t believe it. just tell yourself “i’m the hottest person in this room right now” until you can look yourself in the eyes and say it to your face. start wearing clothes you’ve always wanted to wear. even if you think you “can’t pull it off.” i assure you, you absolutely can. look at yourself in the mirror. tell yourself you’re the hottest person in the room. keep saying it until you believe it. you have to feed your ego. even if it feels weird or stuck-up. you Have to feed your ego. compliment yourself. praise your own art/writing/whatever.

DO NOT COMPARE YOURSELF TO OTHERS. COMPARISON IS THE EGO KILLER. YOU HAVE TO STRIVE INSTEAD. strive to be as good as your favourite artist. your favourite author. your favourite poet. your favourite youtuber. whoever it is you look up to, don’t compare yourself to them. strive.

acknowledge and accept your failures!!! you will never be as perfect as you want! it is part of being human! you can see where your faults are, but you cannot linger on them. you have to see it and try your best to overcome it. an obstacle will only move when you push it. it’s gonna fucking suck, and you’re gonna want to put it off forever, but you have to do it.

put in the work to better yourself. you can bitch and moan the whole time, that’s perfectly okay, but you have to do it. you will feel like nothing has changed. you will feel like a stuck-up try-hard. but when you look back after months and even years you will see how far you’ve come and you will know that your past self will be so excited to be just like you.

become someone your younger self would want to be when they grow up. make yourself proud.

[badlydrawnjohn]

hello there, mr. egbert! i'm quite familiar with your amoureux des corvidés and i feel it's only polite i say hello to you to.

-@aviansaffection

EB: nice to meet you!

EB: i don't know french, that's more of a rose thing. but i'm guessing that means you're friends with one of my friends?

[aviansaffection]

i cant believe the anons would be so mean to you flamingo anon it makes me so sad so sad in fact that i*gives you knitting needles**gives you knitting needles**gives you knitting needles**gives you knitting needles**gives you knitting needles**gives you knitting needles**gives you knitting needles* - needlenon

woah! woah that is a lot of knitting needles but nevertheless i certainly appreciate it!

[shitty-davesprite-daily]

Davesprite, I bet there are enough unique anons in this askbox to make a unique Sburb session. As a result, I've decided to jokingly try classpecting the most prominent anons in order of appearance based on stuff that's happened on this blog because why the fuck not.

(This is gonna go horribly, but I tried.)

Flamingo Anon

Maid of Heart

Reason: As far as I know, they were the first identifiable anon to show up on this blog. And they did that mostly for their own benefit, such as to spread the passion that they have for birds and ornithology. Personality-wise though, I'd say Heir of Heart is more accurate.

ScAnon (a.k.a., me)

Sylph of Time

Reason: First of all, I seem to care a lot about things like the past through the questions I ask and keeping things moving by sometimes acting as the voice of reason when shit goes down. Second of all, I have my own ideas of the past and future that I enjoy discussing (as seen by some of the asks I've sent). There's also a tendency among Sylphs to meddle with stuff, which I think I have. I feel like those are good enough reasons for me to be a Sylph of Time, even if they're shallow.

Pawnon

Witch of Void

Reason: This is confirmed on their own blog, so there's no reason to argue about it. And as far as I've seen from them, it checks out.

Tophat Anon

Page of Mind

Reason: This one was hard to take a crack at. For one thing, their typing style is based off of mine, especially with how names and pronouns get coloured. As far as I know, it's typical for Pages to try to mimic the people they admire, especially in the hopes that it can convince others to help them and listen to them to compensate for and be given the Aspect that they lack. (I'm not sure if that's the reason why they chose to type similarly to me, but that's my guess.) In the case of the Tophat Anon, they seem to lack Mind and may try to act as if they have a lot of it (also typical Page behaviour), especially by trying to act as a voice of reason (only for that to sometimes backfire, such as the case of the 'No homo' shirt) and by asking questions about the circumstances (which is not a bad thing. It can be helpful for anyone who stumbles across this place while Davesprite's got his ass in the middle of something, like being accused of being gay).

Explosion Anon

Bard of Space

Reason: One could say that all the explosions they cause literally destroy space (and that's not counting the other shit they've done). However, it is through what they do that they create the conditions to get things to happen, such as the Grimdarc and all the explosion shenanigans. (That's as far as I know. Please feel free to correct me on this.) They are figuratively helping leave Time in their wake for everyone else to deal with in the form of events and suffering through said events. Also, they seem to have a penchant for chaos, which seems to be typical for Bards personality-wise.

So there we go. What do you think of all this stuff I thought of out of boredom?

- ScAnon

TG: ...

TG: goddamn

TG: i dont even know what to say this shit is just straight up impressive

TG: i know like fuck all about classes and aspects and shit but this all seems vaguely right?

TG: nice work man

[badlydrawn-alphadave]

hello there mr. david! i'm 🦩anon (or flow if you care to call me such.) i have seen that you've had some troubling asks and i would simply like to say greetings politely and respectfully.

-@aviansaffection

TG: holy shit TG: finally TG: someone normal on this godforsaken site TG: flow i have no goddamn clue who you are but youre already my favorite fuckin' person here

[kandidandi]

I feel like you’re the type of person to get bullied by penguins and flamingos

alright listen here-

[real-total-drama-takes]

the fashion in the reboot is so ass the only ones who wear something a normal gen z person would wear are julia chase ripper zee emma and MAYBE damien

🦩

[fallout-lou-begas]

i've been meaning to watch pink flamingos for a long time but i heard it's one of those movies that tries to be really shocking and edgy intentionally so would you be able to give any content or trigger warnings for it so i can see if it's for me?

ohhhhh. hm. well, it. the thing is. well. hmm. anon, in all sincerity, i think that if you even have to ask this question then this absolutely isn't the movie for you

[conquiistador]

Does mingo have good hygiene

Everything about him is not only good - it is perfect.