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OMG, we are absolutely obsessed with #WarriorNun. We couldn’t find the ARQ-Tech logo anywhere, so why not recreate it ourselves?

Both designs (vertical and horizontal) can be found in our shop. Link in bio!

#warriornun #arqtech #netflix #warriornun2020 #cybernetics #arq #jilliansalvius https://www.instagram.com/p/CDG1NeLoeBW/?igshid=q7eqssp1m7t4

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Shut up, Karen! design, because aren't we all tired of having to say it? In the beautiful transgender pride flag gradient. What's not to love? #gay #gaypride #karen #trans #queer #lgbtqia #lgbt #karenism #shutupkaren #genz #karens #canispeaktothemanagerplease #canispeaktoyourmanager #karenmemes #lgtbq #transgender #shutup https://www.teepublic.com/pin/11964747-shut-up-karen https://www.instagram.com/p/CCYXFK9I8dV/?igshid=ckoztimhhv5c

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OMG, we are absolutely obsessed with #WarriorNun. We couldn’t find the ARQ-Tech logo anywhere, so why not recreate it ourselves? Both designs (vertical and horizontal) can be found in our shop. Link in bio! #warriornun #arqtech #netflix #warriornun2020 #cybernetics #arq #jilliansalvius https://www.instagram.com/p/CDG1NeLoeBW/?igshid=q7eqssp1m7t4

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classic lit authors on ao3

Jane Austen: The slowburn writer to end all slowburn writers. Has a mild case of purple prose syndrome. Sets you up to think she's using a really lame trope or cliche, but then pulls the old BITCH U THOUGHT. Gets in fights with commenters who completely miss the point of her work.

William Shakespeare: Where dick jokes meet feels. Recycles old plots that have been in the fandom for years, but always manages to put a new spin on it. That said, he's better known for good character writing than good plots. Kind of problematic, but people love him anyway. Laughs at and encourages commenters who completely miss the point of his work.

The Brontë Sisters: Their fics get lots of comments but they never reply. They never leave author notes, either. They share an account, and there are talks of a collab fic coming soon. Write fics for OTPs of questionable healthiness and consent. Only ever write darkfic. Like, REALLY dark. ...People are getting kind of worried about them.

Edgar Allan Poe: Also only ever writes darkfic, but at this point, people have moved past being worried about him and have just accepted that he's weird, he's morbid, and we love him. Channels his feelings about his ex into his writing. It results in really good stories but everyone's sort of like, "...Dude."

Charles Dickens: Trying to set the record for highest wordcount on ao3, and it shows.

Victor Hugo: Currently holds the record for highest wordcount on ao3.

Oscar Wilde: Only ever writes M/M. Has a BAD case of purple prose, but it's worth it if you manage to get through. His stories are either hilarious or soul-crushing. Or somehow both. People love him but know better than to disagree with him publicly, lest he destroy you with one of his infamous subtweets.

L. Frank Baum: Wrote one really well-loved story that's among the most famous in the fandom, and it's literally all he's known for, and it pisses him off. His popular story became a multichap against his will because it's the only one of his stories anyone actually reads. He keeps trying to end it so he can work on other things, but always ends up coming back.

Arthur Conan Doyle: Feels L. Frank Baum's pain. SO much.

James Joyce: Has fascinating ideas, but takes forEVER to get to the point in his stories. Also a stoner, and it shows.

Lousia May Alcott: Writes stories for her unpopular OTP (that's a NOTP for most of the fandom) and breaks up everyone's favorite ships, mainly out of spite. Also kills everyone's favorite characters, less so out of spite.

Mary Shelley: Writes incredible stories, but publishes under her boyfriend's account because she's banned from ao3. ...Again.

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The Captains design is back. TPTB have been rigorous in their suppression of fan art. It’s been a few years since we’ve had this special 50th Anniversary design up and running but it used to be a fan favorite and we decided to bring it back for as long as TPTB will let us.

There has been a wave of fan art licensing approved by TPTB, but it has stopped again. We assume it’s due to yet another Star Trek show coming up. Yay!

Enjoy this fan favorite as long as it lasts this time!

https://teespring.com/thecaptains?pid=369&cid=6513

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In honor of Pride Month, please enjoy my new design of two women sharing a moment under their Pride flag. This design was requested for SuperCorp by @laura_lubela , but it can obviously stand in for any female couple. The Future is Female! Power to the Women! 

I have more versions with different hairstyles and skin colors I the works. Please on’t hesitate to ask if you are looking for anything specific. On sale until June 6th! 

 https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/10957791-proud-women-2

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Vote Kirk/ Spock in the 2020 presidential election. The logical choice. Designed based on Star Trek TOS and USA presidential campaign designs.

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5953326-kirk-spock-2020?store_id=139150

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Picard/ Riker in 2020. Get your opinion out there. Wear your choice with pride with this officially licensed shirt. 

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/6281770-picard-riker-2020?store_id=139150

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Shut up, Karen! design, because aren’t we all tired of having to say it? In the beautiful transgender pride flag gradient. What’s not to love?

https://www.teepublic.com/pin/11964747-shut-up-karen

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Upon request, please enjoy the new designs for proud male couples with two men sharing a moment under their pride flag. If you want your own design with changes to hair or skin color, please don’t hesitate to get in contact. 

Cheers 

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/11936448-gay-couple-with-rainbow-flag

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Upon request, please enjoy the new designs for proud male couples with two men sharing a moment under their pride flag. If you want your own design with changes to hair or skin color, please don’t hesitate to get in contact. Cheers 

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/11936545-gay-couple-002

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There’s a definite lack of merchandise and apparel featuring the new lesbian pride flag. We’re working on several more pride flags and different logos. (Watch out for the lesbian bat 😉) Is there one you need yesterday? Let us know and we’ll fast-track the design. 

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/11862149-lesbian-supergirl-house-of-el 

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Two WoC (Women of Color) enjoying their love and pride. I’m still experimenting with hairstyles, so if you are looking for a specific hairstyle, let me know and I’ll see what I can whip up. On sale now and all profits from artist share between now and June 7th will go to bail out funds!

https://www.teepublic.com/mug/10995200-proud-woc 

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Kara and Alex as biker girls. The Kara and Alex image you (didn’t know) you needed. On sale until June 7th.  

https://www.teepublic.com/mug/10990815-biker-gals-kara-and-alex

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In honor of Pride Month, please enjoy my new design of two women sharing a moment under their Pride flag. This design was requested for SuperCorp by @laura_lubela , but it can obviously stand in for any female couple. The Future is Female! Power to the Women! 

I have more versions with different hairstyles and skin colors I the works. Please on’t hesitate to ask if you are looking for anything specific. On sale until June 6th! 

 https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/10957791-proud-women-2

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In honor of Pride Month, please enjoy my new design of two women sharing a moment under their Pride flag. I made this design for SuperCat, but it can obviously stand in for any female couple. The Future is Female! Power to the Women!   

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/10955282-proud-women

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Janeway/ Chakotay for President/ Vice President in the 2020 USA presidential election. Get your opinion out there. Wear your choice with pride. 

Link: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/6281709-janeway-chakotay-2020?store_id=139150