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I really wanna start journaling but have mega trust issues and can’t stand the idea of anyone reading my thoughts. Any ideas? I can’t think of a hiding place that would work and keeping it on me isn’t great as I’d have to leave it in a bag/jacket often
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To the Apple worker who kindly turned my phone screen away from my mother when I got notifications from Slagatha, Passionless Fruit, and Danny Fagtom in sequence; I hope you live a long and fulfilling life
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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem
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Are you ever doing just a normal daily chore with music on just to get body slammed back into reality by a lyric?
“In my mind I can grieve it all back to life” just let me do the damn dishes man
#no need to clothesline me w an existential crisis at 8 in the morning#funny#existential#music#sad? music#daily#shitpost#relatable
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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore
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sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.
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I call this the create a new problem technique
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*a few months after The Ithaca Saga*
Odysseus: *wakes up at the dead of night drenched in cold sweat*
Penelope: Love? What's wrong?
Odysseus: That prophet son of a bitch- IT WAS ME!
Penelope: What??
Odysseus: I WAS THE MAN WHO WAS HAUNTING ALL ALONG!!
Penelope: *pulling him down and hugging him* ok dear just go back to sleep.
*meanwhile in the Underworld*
Tiresias: Fucking finally that dumbass
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Been working on this painting of circe forever rah. it's been super fun to draw though. I love the tiger he's so silly.
I don't see enough art of her :((
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Rumour has it, although the King of Ithaca had returned to his shores, his throne remained empty for the better part of a year.
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nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations
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