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There has not been a single day in 2025 that I have not felt weird and bad in some capacity.

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Everything is about Jegulus if you're delusional enough

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I was looking through one of my dresser drawers(the one that all junk gets thrown into) and found these beautiful temporary tattoos from my childhood

And you can bet your ass I’m going to be covered in Phineas and Ferb temporary tattoos for the next several weeks

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GUYS THE PROPHECY CAME TRUE

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Prev cannot draw to save their life

@what-would-sappho-do

@outromoonyy

@lovelypandora

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

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Just got my story beta read by @kehindes-world, and they are amazing! Gave detailed feedback on what needs to be changed, and what was good! Absolutely would recommend!

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No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-

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Just cooked so hard on a chapter. The angst is angsting y’all

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Can I have some anxiety med, please?

People don't seem to GET it, I'M NOT SANTA!! SO STOP ASKING ME FOR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS

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I feel uncomfortably seen

whats that kink called that you get from reading too much fantasy lit as a child that makes you want to be tortured in front of someone who loves you so you can see the pleading desperation in their eyes and hear how much they love you in between the cracks of their voice and really truly believe they would do anything to save you. also you get to look so cool and brave and covered in blood and soooo able to withstand pain haha no just me? ok

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reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

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How I feel reading a moonwater priest!Remus x trans!Regulus while listening to my classical vinyl:

11/10 experience, will be doing it again.

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The problem with getting popsicles is then you have popsicles in the house and every time you feel bad (mentally, physically,) you think “well why shouldn’t I have a popsicle about it”

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Guys I need to rant about my hc for Percy and Grover;

Percy calls Grover wife. That’s his nickname for him(not g-man, that one sucks). So, because of the events of SoM, where Grover almost got married to Polyphemus, Percy starts teasing Grover. By the end of that summer, they have held a fake ceremony, which Chiron officiated. They kissed. Percy has their “marriage certificate” hanging up on his wall(Annabeth made it). Nobody except Percy, Annabeth, Grover, Tyson, and Clarisse know why Percy calls Grover wife. No one else calls him wife except Percy. When Grover starts dating Juniper, Percy calls him a cheating bastard. When Percy and Annabeth start dating, Grover says the same.

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Regulus when James

my husband has this image saved for whenever i grow distant

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Perry is obviously the superior creature here guys

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Made blue cookies in honor of the 20th anniversary of The Lightning Thief! Thank you Uncle Rick for making this beautiful series.