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Am I pretty enough to sell shit on Instagram yet?!? I need money 😂
#pretty#prose#beauty products#model#modelling#cute#cute girls#cutie#cutiepie#hot#hottie#hottest#hottytoddy#hehe#hehehe#beauty#beautiful
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Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭
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If I don't read all of these books by the end of 2018, somebody should come beat my ass.
#books#bookstagram#bookworm#bookqueen#bookworld#bookwarm#goals#bookreader#bookrelease#bookrelated#booktag#booktoday#booktime#shelfie#challenge your shelf#shelves#bookish#bookinstagram#bookpost#bookpic#bookaddict#bookaholic#bookdeal#bookgram#bookgasm#bookgeek#bookhaul#bookholic#bookhoarder#bookjourney
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It took me way to long to do my nails but at least they look good!
#nail art#nails#nailart#pretty#nailswag#nailstagram#nailedit#gets nailed#nailed otto#nailtutorial#nailtrends#nailtech#nailyourideas#nailitdaily#nailist#nailoftheday#simply nailogical#nailofinstagram#nailpro#nailpost#nailpage#nailaddict#nailaccount#naildesign#nailday#naildecals#nailfashion#nailfie#nailfeature#nailgasm
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Bruh what are you doing
I work with a 17 year old guy that is "engaged." I low-key think he's gay and guess what? He has his own engagement ring that's just a band. I also learned today that their parents don't even know. "But my mom probably knows since we argue like a married couple."
I'm not going to try to ruin his happiness and excitement but I don't think it's going to work out. They got engaged after like 4 months of being together, that's the time you get a promise ring. To add he is annoying and incredibly immature.
Sorry not sorry
#bruhz#bruh#like bruh#daniel bruhl#couple#goals#couple goals#life goals#gay#why don't we#how about no#how about you#how about it#how about this#how about nah#how to make it#why you do this#why you gotta be like this#why you do dis#why you always hatin#why you must increase your negative reviews#like wth#like wtf#annoyed#so annoying#it's annoying#coworkers#coworkinglife#my job is killing me#my job is weird
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I wish I was pretty enough to promote products on Instagram and YouTube 😔
#ugly#my ugly face#my ugly mug#i'm ugly#just ugh#but ugh#ugh ugh ugh#ugh#ugh fml#why don't we#why do i do this to myself#why am i like this#why#fml forever#fmlr#fml fml fml#fml#ouch ouch ouch#ouch my heart#ouchita#ouchie#ouch#ootd#fugly#my fugly face#i'm fugly#notice me pls#notice#nothing#i hate my life
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Time to live it up on the internet before net neutrality, am I right?
#net neutrality#wtf tumblr#wtf is this#wth#wtf is wrong with me#like wtf#like bruh#why am i like this#i hate this#hate#i hate everything#i hate it#i hate my life#like wth#wth is this#wtf#internet#okay#okay to reblog#okay to rb#im not okay#i hope this is okay!#fml forever#fmlr#ugh fml#fml fml fml#fml#just ugh#but ugh#ugh ugh ugh
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I'm trying so hard to get in the Christmas spirit but it's not working. Where I live has been stuck in a warm front so it's 50° out there. Meanwhile I've been reading Christmas books, decorating, wearing festive socks, wrapping presents, shopping, and watching Christmas movies. But I just can't get into a Christmas mood 😣☃️❄🎁🎄
#why do i do this to myself#why#why am i like this#why don't we#holiday#santa#winter#wtf is wrong with me#like wtf#wtf#wth#wtf is this#wtf tumblr#festivecards#festiveseason#festivities#2017#december#decoration#happyholidays#merry xmas#xmas#xmasgifts#xmastree#xmas presents#jesus christ#hohoho#hohomerrypinkmas#ouch my heart#cookies
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Why can't I find fucking pants
Fun fact: I'm only 5'7 but all of my height is in my legs. Which means I'm a somewhat desirable height when it comes to models. So can someone explain to me why THEY DON'T FUCKING MAKE PANTS LONG ENOUGH! 😠
I love hearing girls complain that vs pink leggings are too long and "sorry we're not all 5'7" guess what bitches you can go find some leggings around the corner at any other clothing store.
Can someone please out there publish a list of where they can buy long jeans or brands that cater to us. So far I've discovered: rue 21, Victoria's secret/pink, Maurices, and miss me.
Fashion designers please do us a favor and make some god damn long pants.
#fml forever#fmlr#ugh fml#fml fml fml#fml#fashion#ugh#ugh ugh ugh#but ugh#just ugh#tall#problems#pants#why am i like this#why do i do this to myself#why#why don't we#wtf#like wtf#wtf is wrong with me#wtf is this#wtf tumblr#help me#i need help#send help#help#self help#bruhz#bruh#like bruh
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Am I the only person that seriously wants to be a well known YouTuber? But I'm a dull hermit with no knowledge of editing software.
#struggle#the strugge is real#fml#fml fml fml#ugh fml#fmlr#fml forever#why#why am i like this#why do i do this to myself#dream#internet#interesting#neverwhere#neveradullmoment#neverlctgo#neverlookback#neverland#neverneverland#nevermind#nevermeanttofall#fail#failure#failnation#best fails#famous#ugh#ugh ugh ugh#but ugh#just ugh
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I only ever saw him at funerals, but I will be seeing him at his funeral next
Yours truly
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