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pride month!!!

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I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

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coming out of my hobbit hole just for my darling mutual

could easily talk about the nico rosberg / lewis hamilton lore for well OVER an hour. shoutout to anyone who's had to put up w me on that. also walkable cities or hozier's discography

@strange-tree-thing @untrl-tune @the-katydid @kneelingformyloki @ anyone who wants to join in :))

Silly Game Time: Bringing back a crowd favorite! If you had to talk about something for an hour--anything at all, no matter how bizarre or niche--what subject would you choose?

Something? As in singular? More than one? Oh boy...

Okay, I can work with this. One for each hour, ha!

First off is books. I read all sorts of genres as long as it's not too dark so I can yap about anything and everything about a book I've ever or reading.

Second is superheroes. From classic heroism to gritty realism, you all know I love my fair share of caped (or non caped) crusaders.

Thirdly is my show. I would start from the history of it. Where I first wrote it down, how it was before and then going down to the current ones from the characters to the settings to every piece of lore imaginable, even the ones that aren't yet canon but felt right to add.

Last is writing. This is basically self-explaintory. Even if I tried, i would have to bring out my 15 unfinished drafts, a yapanese translator and 50 books Ive hadon my TBR since the start of last year 💀💀💀

Thanks for asking! Should we make this a tag game?

@elronthemage @vixxy-izzy @stargazingdustbunny

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how do I know ollie bearman is destined for ferrari? well you see he is extremely talented, and pure of heart, and most importantly haunted by misfortune

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new proposed emoji usages 🐎 = remember how we used to run 🧮 = something doesnt add up 🏰 = im in my sherlock mind palace 🧌 = this one is so versatile it can mean im so weird or im so old but more and more i've been using it to say fuck my stupid troll life 🪾= similar to above. for when you say something weird and need to hide quickly by becoming an old tree 🧜 = for nonbinary mermaid moments 🧑‍🧒 = with mama

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in every way except physical i am taking a slow drag from my cuban cigar

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you cannot always be the prettiest or most interesting girl in the room but you can always make everyone the most uncomfortable

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Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy

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are they lovers? worse. they have an athletic article about their friendship

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I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

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They made having blue hair and pronouns illegal in piltover

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something about vi never wanting anyone in her life to change. something about jayce not caring at all how much viktor has changed so long as he's alive. something about the way vi associates radical change with death, perceiving jinx's continued existence as a kind of necromantic horror—the way jayce would shatter fundamental laws of nature without a second thought in order to give viktor the best chance at survival, in whatever form that may take. transformation as rebirth vs murder, hextech vs shimmer. nature has made us intolerant to change, but fortunately, we have the capacity to change our nature. and then jayce, realizing that he hasn't changed at all, not really—that he is a scientist at heart, and he shouldn't have tried to be anything else. and then vi, realizing she has become someone unrecognizable—never thought my sister would turn bluebelly. and for both of them, it's too little, too late.

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I guess the real glorious evolution was the homoerotic yearning we made along the way

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what if you were a BISEXUAL and your bf nearly DIES and then he leaves you to become JESUS and then your hot gf gets KIDNAPPED and your little sister becomes a DICTATOR and you grow a BEARD

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chat am i cooked if i think of her every time i hear the bridge to free now

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road trips hate to see my playlists coming

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i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.