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The NCAA are the slavers of the modern day... A bunch of old white men wringing their hands, trying to secure their fortune through free labor. I don't know what else to call it other than "plantation policy"... To deny compensation for things such as likeness and naming is implying the University already owns them. Combine this with rules preventing athletes from seeking outside employment and you have a captive workforce with no earning options... I'll end by pointing out that University Student Body Presidents receive a modest salary for their work, while bringing in zero revenue to the school.-- What ESPN calls a "recruiting frenzy", I call a twenty-first century slave auction.

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Tree's up. Gotta find a new place for that creepy-ass painting though.

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Shit yeah! I'm Cleany McFreshboy.

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He's Very Good...

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Jay's Arrested Development Theories (Season 4) *SPOILERS AHEAD*

- The clips of Young George and Lucille (Rogan and Wigg) are actually scenes from the movie Michael is trying to make with Imagine.

- While inside Oscar’s little-bitty sweat lodge, and unbeknownst even to the NARRATOR, George and Oscar switched places...  The sweat lodge was too small to fit a camera man and it would explain why their respective epiphanies mirrored the traits of the other twin. Not to mention that one unknown switch between the two would throw off the perception of all following switches.

- The law professor Michael was attempting to Skype with will turn out to be Barry Zuckerkorn… We found out that the curriculum of Barry’s law school in the Virgin Islands was centered on maritime law, and Barry is the kind of guy who would have to go to a TGIFriday’s to use WiFi, and he's very good.  The fact that Skype is visual will be gotten around (probably awesomely) and Michael is currently unaware who is teaching him. I expect one of Michael’s lessons in school will include a bit of Zuckerkorn Law, like a husband and wife not being indictable for the same crime. This could tip Michael off, but probably not.

- Rebel Alley’s son, Lem Depardiex, will prove to be named in the standard Howard child manner—meaning that he was conceived in the Lunar Limb in Ron Howard’s office.

- All debts in the show will be paid off with the same $750,000.

- The mother of Rebel Alley will, in some way, be related to the Bluths.

- Dr. Norman is actually a woman. As in: He is neither Doctor Nor Man.

- Look for Bob Loblaw to represent the workers building The Wall... I have nothing to back this up other than it could possibly lead to the creation of the Bob Loblaw Wall Law, and that sounds bout right.

More to come...

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Bullet Bill is in the house!

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The Woeful Death of Billy Robinson

In 1900, an American magician named Billy Robinson disappeared. As his career was on the outs, some speculated suicide, while others say the accomplished card cheat simply slipped up at the wrong table. Be it foul play or whatever, homeboy was gone… 1918, an exotic and mysterious chinaman named Chung Ling Soo is astounding American audiences with miracles explained away with the ever intriging “ancient Chinese secret”… Ok, you’re not an idiot, so you know where this is going- Chung Ling Soo was Billy Robinson. He spent 18 years revamping the act and becoming Chinese. Had a Chinese wife and everything. After years of living this secret, Ling Soo is playing large venues. He had a good act— even closing with a bullet catch… One night, he took the stage to close the show. Holding nothing but a plate. It’s job is to stop the bullet and allow the round to be inspected. It was well rehearsed, he covered his bases, but shit went wrong… Ling Soo was shot in the chest by a bullet that somehow made it’s way into the gun. He fell to the floor, and what followed was the saddest death in magic history. First, the duplicate bullet slowly rolled out of his lifeless palm for all to see. And lastly (and most devistatingly) his wife runs onstage to aid her husband, and yells out, “Oh my God, BILLY! What have you done?!” And that was that. Many heard the outbust and soon the pieces were put together. The last thing that dude heard was his most trusted confidant publicly exposing his biggest secret. Moral of the story is, wives and (even more-so) ex-wives could easily bring this whole craft to it’s knees with the stuff they know. *epilogue* One week later, Harry Houdini successfully performed the same trick in the same damn theater. He billed it as “The Trick That Killed Billy Robinson”… Ever the opportunist.

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Here's the first run at a decent gimmick for "Signed Card Switch"... Still needs work. 

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SHIT YEAH!

Ricktatorship baby.

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DC's new design for Joker's Daughter... Check out the pie made of broken glass.

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The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror IX

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Should be the American flag.

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