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THIS IS GAZ

GIMME MORE GAZ REPRESENTATION DAMNIT

This screams Gaz and you cannot fucking tell me otherwise! The way some of the COD fandom do this is plain disgusting.

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smooch

Smooching notes~!

So the people on Twitter seemed to find my notes very useful, So I am sharing them to you guys as well

have fun!

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T he man.,

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, standard

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Bad Hiding Spot- Houston x Reader— Revised

I hate how I wrote the first one, so here’s a better written one.

Houston x gn!reader

Sitting quietly in the garage of the safe house, you watched your boyfriend, Houston, working under the escape van. He hadn't heard you walk in, he was humming softly to himself, humming a song you didn't recognize. He wasn't wearing his usual suit jacket or button up shirt, instead he was wearing a wife beater tank top, you could see his lean muscles flexing as he worked. Hearing him stop humming and muttering cusses as he dropped a couple of bolts made you giggle, he jumped a bit hearing your giggle. That made you laugh further as he bonked his head on the underside of the van. "Hi Houston!" You spoke through your laughter. He slid out from under the van and stood up, brushing himself off he walked over to his workbench, grabbing a cloth and wiping his hands off, he looked over at you and smiled a bit. "When'd you come in here? I didn't even hear you." Houston asked, a curious look on his face, he set the dirtied cloth down and came over to you and held your waist gently, kissing your forehead. "Oh, just a little bit ago..." You started, cupping his cheek, "Y'know... you look great when you're under things.." That made the ghost blush heavily at the implications, his already gentle grip on your waist loosened further as he processed words you said. You took the opportunity to get out of there before he snapped out of his flustered state. You slipped out of his grip and ran down the spiral staircase into the basement, you slid under the staircase when your feet hit the basement floor. You hid there for a few minutes before you heard his footsteps quickly moving down the stairs above you, his feet hit the ground of the basement and he started looking around, he walked past your hiding spot, you covered your mouth to stifle your giggling, you thought you were in the clear... you weren't. He turned on his heels and came back to the staircase, he stood there, hands in his pockets for a moment, before crouching down and looking directly at you, a smirk pulling at his lips. "Great hiding spot, darling." He said sarcastically, reaching out and grabbing you by your shoulders and pulling you out of the hiding spot. His hands slid down your body to rest on your hips, his grip tighter than before but still gentle. He leaned in and captured your lips in a sweet kiss, his thumbs rubbing circles on hips. "I'll show you just how great you look under me..."

He leaned in again and kissed you again, more passionately than before, with one hand on your hips, the other slid up your back, sending a shiver down your spine, his hand curled into your hair. His hand on your hip pulled you against him, his hard-on pressed against your thigh. He broke the kiss momentarily to look at your blushing face. "Please head to the exit." A crackling robotic voice echoed through the air, making you look towards the voice. Jacket was standing just outside the door to his room, cassette tape in hand, his expression unamused. Your cheeks reddened further, in embarrassment, your head drops against Houston's chest hiding your face, making Houston chuckle nervously, averting his gaze, embarrassed that you two were seen.

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RAHHHH FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEIRD ASS AGEPLAY, THE CAPTAIN PRICE WOULD NEVER

PRICE IS NOT DATING RECRUITS YOU FREAKS!! Y’ALL ARE SO WEIRD!!

PRICE IS A 37 YEAR OLD MAN! HE’S NOT DATING AN 18 YEAR OLD RECRUIT! THEY ARE DAMN NEAR 20 YEARS YOUNDER THAN HIM!!

Disgusting asses

Man’s probably wouldn’t date anyone 5-10 years younger than him. Y’all making him fuckin’ pedophilic and the Captain Jonathan Price would never! Please I beg of you, make your oc older if you want to ship him with them, ain’t no reason there needs to be 20 years age difference! That’s wild!

IT’D BE WEIRD IN REAL LIFE, IT’S WEIRD IN FICTION TOOOO

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A Day In Shadow Company: Nap time

Graves is all high energy when planning, conducting and wrapping up an op but the moment he has the chance to safely do so, he’ll pass out. The Shadows know this and plan accordingly ;D

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I agree

"Una aventura es más divertida Si huele a peligro…"

"Si te parece prudente Esta propuesta indecente…"🔥👑

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The high pitched giggle I let out-

Don't mind me just MW actors holding a gun meme

I'm probably gonna make more but send this to your besties when they say something out of pocket or anything really

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Soap: Ghost is so amazing. He’s funny, sexy, doesn’t like pickles-

Gaz: He doesn’t like pickles?

Soap: Yep! He gives me the pickles from his burger!

Gaz: … I see your wedding is inevitable

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Sometimes it's wild to think that Gaz and Soap aren't Gaz's and Soap's real names.

Kyle and John.

That ain't right. Gaz ain't a kyle he's a GAZ

And Soap- well he's Soap or Johnny, but never JOHN

I CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW THEIR NAMES FEEL WRONG

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so tiny~

(könig x gn! reader)

a/n: had a fever dream and I just HAD to write this 🤭

cw: dead dove do not eat, just filthy smut, mention of being fuckbuddies, possessive sex, size difference, tummy bulge, claiming, fucking while unconscious, cumming inside without permission, noncon near the end, mention of kidnapping

“S-So fuckin’ tiny~..” König never failed to choke out every time that he pushed inside of you. It was like a tradition now, praising how tight and small you were compared to the massive, hulking man on top of you.

You never failed to shed a tear every time he pushed in, his cock practically breaking you apart the first time. It luckily had gotten easier, but your hole still struggled to take him every time. He made you cum better than anyone else ever had, so it was all worth it in the end.

This time, he was too excited to wait for you to adjust before thrusting his hips, his dog tags jingling softly from his pace. Your moans made him growl, burying himself deep inside to watch your belly bulge from his massive cock. He loves doing that, your moans get so loud and cute!~

He suddenly presses your knees to your chest, making you squeal as he fucks into you over and over. König huffs, biting lovingly into your calf as he watches his big dick disappear into your hole and reappear again, his hips kissing yours every single time just to hit that spot that he knows makes your eyes roll back.

“Mmh… gonna cum in you this time- you’ll be mine-“ The giant man grunts, his grip on your thighs even tighter as he quickens his pace. Your veins run cold. He’s never done that before. You two agreed that this was just a hookup thing, not anything serious!! You try to pull yourself away from him, your legs pushing off of his broad and scarred shoulders.

“Ah ah!” He shouts, pausing his relentless thrusts to hold your down at your arms, his leg coming around and hooking his knee over your leg to keep you from kicking too much. Sweat dripped from his rough skin, mixing with yours as he descended onto you once again.

“M’ sorry… I jus’ need you so bad…” He slurs slightly, a telltale sign that he was close to cumming. He resumes the desperate thrusts of his hips, managing to pound against your sweet spot with every stroke. “Mine, mine, mine~” He chanted, punctuating every slap of his skin to yours with a claiming note. You couldn’t stop yourself from cumming all over him, gushing and shaking as he fucks you through it to reach his own high.

König’s end came quickly, his thick and hot cum spilling into you like a waterfall as his shaky hips press against yours to keep it all inside. “Alles meins…~” He whispers into your ear, his breath heavy from his orgasm. His grip stays, his fingers digging into your skin just to feel it under him. You belong here. Right here, under him. All pretty and full for him~

His eyes were blown wide, staring at your beautiful figure as he started to move again. He didn’t need long to cool down, he was so insatiable when it came to you! Orgasm upon orgasm wracked your little body, sending you into cockdrunk stupor with your eyes barely open; and even then, König refused to stop using your pretty hole. You were long unconscious, but he was still chasing that high of the crown of his cock catching on you and sinking in. He lived for that, his head falling back from how tight and perfect you are.

He planned to never let you leave. You are his, and you’ll be happy, he knows it.~

~i do not condone yandere behavior/noncon irl~

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uuuuhhhh yeah i wanna make phillip graves huff my sweaty balls

he'd literally be a whore for it hello ??

he'd fucking beg to get a smell of you. "just one sniff before you shower? please?" he hates when you workout and don't let him get a sniff of you. he'd sit there and beg for as long as he'd need to.

think you could toss him a dirty pair of boxers and he'd leave you alone? hell yeah, but that'd only keep him entertained for a little bit. he'd sniff them, taking in your scent while he fucks his whore cunt with a dildo. maybe wear them, use his vibrator to stimulate his clit and make him soak them when he cums. but he'd want you eventually. he'd need you.

when graves finally gets what he wants? he's sitting on top of you, pinning your arms up and rubbing his throbbing clit against your happy trail while he huffs at your armpits. the smell of your sweat and deodorant drives him insane, it's almost mind controlling.

he's like a cat, nails digging into your skin while he huffs at your sweaty armpits. his pretty, soaking wet cunt leaving slick all over your body. graves works his way down to your navel, then buries his face in your curly mess of pubes. you push his head down, making sure he's breathing in your scent.

graves is practically drooling all over your cock already. he's licking and sniffing at your balls, pressing his nose against them and huffing your scent. he can't help himself, you smell so fuckin' good.

you eventually get sick of him just sniffing at your cock, his nose and lips brushing against it. you force his head down, making him take every inch. he's gagging and coughing when you push his head down so far that his nose is in your pubes, again.

you let graves pull his head up to take a deep breath and spit on your cock. he strokes you, praising your scent while he licks your balls. you fuck into his hand and he begs for you to cum.

you cum, letting it leak down onto his hands. let him lick it up while it leaks down his fingers—god, he looks so fucking good while he does it. thanking you for letting him smell you, letting him make you feel good.

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IF I SEE ONE MORE PERSON SAYING SIMON ‘GHOST’ RILEY LIKES LIKE HARDCORE BDSM SHIT I’M GONNA GO TO JAIL!!!

This gonna be a short rant so I apologize

You’re gonna sit there and look at his past and be like ‘mmmm that man likes degrading, hitting, and tying up his partner’ ?!?

NO that man is praising you, loving you, being gentle and shit, whispering sweet nothings into you’re ear!!! That man would worship the ground you walk on because you LOVE him him despite his past!!

NOT ONLY THAT let’s be kinda honest here that man is TRAUMATIZED he’s probably not gonna be super touchy, especially at the beginning of the relationship, and he probably wouldn’t have a high sex drive!!

Don’t get me wrong I like being delulu too but like let’s look at this realistically, he’s a war criminal with a traumatic ass childhood that man is not tying you up and degrading you!!

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I’m the angry autistic friend that tells them to shut up /hj

i am the bubbly autistic friend in the voice call that really wants to rant about something but nobody wants to hear their bullshit

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hey dont repost art, its rude as hell

Hey mate, I think you got the wrong person I haven’t posted any art on this account, other than reblogging some of my favorite artists on here, so if you’re trying to claim my art, that I haven’t even posted I suggest you find something better to do with your life <3