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to whoever sent the walter white ask: will get to it soon, i promise!! really busy rn. also i need to desperately change the theme of this account (for obvious reasons) so i'm gonna do that first and foremost

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idk what the fuck is going on but my account is getting absolutely fucked by bots rn. like i'm getting followed by so many what the fuck is happening

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plus sized reader hcs with margot!barbie.

margot robbie!barbie x fem!plus sized!reader.

summary: headcanons for barbie with a female plus-sized reader!

warnings: fatphobia, brief mention of starving yourself

a/n: i imagine this has been done before but i wanted my take on this!! this is the first time i've written headcanons as well as an x reader story so i apologize if things are a bit messy. reader uses she/her pronouns and this is for human barbie!

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barbie is all for body positivity.

that's why when she met you, she didn't even notice your weight. she saw you as a normal woman and treated you as such.

however, when you and barbie started dating, she quickly realized a lot of people didn't feel the same way.

so many people, for whatever reason, hate fat people. they treat it as an insult. they think all fat people are lazy and just lay around eating food all day.

it breaks barbie's heart.

back in barbieland, there were plenty of plus-sized barbies. nobody cared about their weight; everyone saw them as the beautiful and hard-working women they were.

so why is it that whenever barbie holds your hand as the two of you walk down the street, people shoot you disgusted looks? why do people always walk up to her and say, "you deserve so much better than that pig" like you're not the love of her life?

barbie isn't a violent person by any means. but when she sees the judgemental looks people give you when you order food, she wants to punch someone.

barbie's willing to defend you at all costs. she just thinks you're so beautiful and perfect. she doesn't understand how people could call you lazy when you work so hard every single day.

she hates whenever you talk negatively about your body. she'll always reassure you, insisting that she loves you no matter how much you weigh.

if you decide you wanna start trying to lose weight, she'll support you every second. she'll come with you to the gym if you want and she'll help you pick out foods that match your diet.

if you break those habits, she'll assure you that it's alright and you can try again whenever you feel up to it.

if you try starving yourself, barbie will immediately notice. she obviously doesn't wanna shove food down your throat and force you to eat, but she'll probably sternly talk to you and tell you how important it is to have food. afterward, she'll try to coax you back into eating by cooking your favorite meals.

overall, she's just very supportive of you. she wants nothing but the best for you and she loves you regardless of your size. <3

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once again i apologize if these are messy! not used to writing x reader stories or headcanons lmao. hope you all enjoy!

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why do all of the walter white x readers have teacher x student tropes or insane age gaps. do i have to do this myself

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twitter is going to shit y’all. absolutely nobody is surprised

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Ship minor OCS with minor OCS! I do it all the time!

i'll consider doing this in the future, but for now i don't feel comfortable with writing ships for minors at all

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welcome. . .

“ YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW, AND YOU’RE NOT SO BIG! ”

my name is lucid. i’m a fanfiction writer, general writer, poetry writer, and other various things. here, i will be posting fanfiction and other oc content. 

I. things i WILL NOT write:

cnc/rape/sa

fanfiction of real people

ddlg/age play

pet play

pedophilia/necrophilia/zoophilia

incest/self-cest

fanfiction or smut involving minors. no i will not be aging anybody up or down.

omegaverse

mpreg

piss/blood/scat kink

knife play

teacher x student aus

yandere aus

high school aus (aside from teacher x teacher)

cheating/infidelity

dubious consent/dubcon

anything that would be labeled as “dead dove” shit

stories that are more than one part (this stuff will go on ao3 or some other platform!)

II. things i WILL write:

fluff

smut/lemon/lime

angst 

self-harm/eating disorder comfort stories

bdsm (to some degree)

vanilla sex

threesomes/foursomes/orgies

headcanons and one-shots

overstimulation

bondage

cream pies/squirting

breeding kink

mommy/daddy kink

polyamorous relationships

lesbian/gay sex

ships between characters that are LEGAL and NON-PROBLEMATIC

oc x character

platonic fanfiction

satirical/joke fanfiction

III. fandoms/characters i WILL NOT write for (the ones with * beside them are ones i will write platonic only fanfic for!):

dsmp. this includes the characters.

killing stalking

irl serial killers (i cannot believe i have to say this)

stranger things

the twilight saga

yarichin bitch club

danganronpa

ouran high school host club

the mandela catalogue *

the children in south park *

the students in harry potter *

pokémon

amanda the adventurer

puss in boots/shrek *

the karate kid *

the outsiders *

mean girls *

doki doki literature club *

five nights are freddy’s *

IV. fandoms/characters i WILL write for:

the lorax (primarily the onceler)

genshin impact (likely nobody from fontaine!! i haven’t played it yet)

south park adults

ghost (the band. only the papas/sister imperator for now because i’m not too familiar with all the ghouls yet!)

edward scissorhands

cobra kai 

jojo’s bizarre adventure

breaking bad (not better call saul yet because i haven’t watched it but i will update this in the future when i do watch it!)

9-1-1

bojack horseman (except for bojack and mr. peanutbutter)

inanimate insanity

battle for dream island/bfb

the umbrella academy (except for allison and five as i don’t feel comfortable writing for them!)

cookie run kingdom

the markiplier cinematic universe

jujutsu kaisen

if i think of any other things, i will update this! sorry that it’s long!