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red (screaming and sobbing on the floor version)
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ur telling me that red flags are BAD? I thought they were good because, you know, color theory
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saw a post about redemption arcs and i realized that a lot of our discussions would be improved if we discussed villains for what they are (pieces of a narrative whole) instead of what they definitely are not (real people on trial)
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a cover band called vampire baseball so we only cover songs by vampire weekend and modern baseball but we always perform dressed like the cullens from the twilight baseball scene
#vampire#vampire weekend#modern baseball#rock music#bandom#bands#twilight#baseball scene#baseball#edward cullen
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songs for when you have genuinely lost the plot
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[Image description: An illustration of Dick and Damian in a sunset illuminated study. On the right, Damian is sitting on the ground with a framed photo in hand and newspapers scattered around him. Dick is standing in front of a bookcase on the left, holding a manila folder. Damian asks, "Weren't you upset that father didn't formally adopt you?". Dick replies, "Never was. I had my own parents already." End ID.]
dickanddamiweek2021, Day 3 - Trust / Adoption Papers / "You're shaking"
ok the papers r more implied but shh 😳
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love when mages in Skyrim are like "you cannot even conceive of the power I wield!!" like yeah bro that novice frostbite spell making me kinda fresh gonna put my mittens on
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AITA for not killing my son’s murder?
I’m a well-off parent (36M). This story is about one of my children (15m), who I will call J for the sake of privacy.
One day J and I got into a particularly bad fight bc I accused him of murder. After this J went to search for his bio mom. However, due to reasons that will remain unspecified, my son died in a terrorist attack.
After finding J’s body, I decided to hunt down and kill my his murder. However by the time I found the man, my friend (34M) stopped me from taking his life.
Should I have gone through with it anyways? Should my son remained unavenged?
Edit: My new son believes I made the right choice.
Edit-Edit: GOOD NEWS: J IS ALIVE
Edit-Edit-Edit: BAD NEWS: HE IS NOT PLEASED WITH MY CHOICE.
Edit-Edit-Edit-Edit: Slit my J’s throat to stop him from killing his murder.
Edit-Edit-Edit-Edit-Edit: J’s coming over for brunch!
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holy adolescent years of sexual repression and discovery batman!
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you’re laughing? jared padalecki is gutted over the 2021 supernatural prequel and you’re laughing?
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every horror writer in history wanted what the 19th floor subplot in the Wayside School books had
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every so often this gets a burst of new notes and i just know they’re back on their bullshit
dc when they accidentally give a character development: gotta throw the whole universe away
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okay correct me if i’m wrong but weren’t there like bedrooms and shit in the old justice league hq? did they just fucking sleep on the floor anyway? this is so funny to me it’s so teenage boy. they really said floor or bust
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bruce: i do not associate with anyone that kills
dick: uh, you know diana has definitely killed people, right?
bruce: i will make an exception for diana because she is polite
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