#incorrect shadow and bone quotes

[thesuntomyshadows]

Monster hunters AU

Y/N: Because you said they were extinct—

Kaz: I said mostly extinct.

Y/N: Mostly extinct is NOT EXTINCT ENOUGH.

Kaz: I'm sorry, I'll just have them change the entry in the records from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Y/N. They prefer their monsters really, really extinct.' Will that make you happy?

[mrcreative8899]

Nikolai: General, regarding the security of Ravka, I need to learn more about Grisha, our people. Therefore, I would like to ask you a few questions.

Aleksander: Of course, moi tsarevich.

Nikolai: First question, do you like men?

Aleksander:

[kasinonightlife]

Tolya: We call that a traumatic experience.

Tolya: *Turning to Tamar* Not a "bruh moment".

Tolya: *Turning to Mal* Not "sadge".

Tolya: *Turning to Nikolai* And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

[amphorographia]

*Kaz entering a room while covered in blood*

Jesper: What the hell happened!?

Inej, also covered in blood: Nothing anyone can prove

[witchthewriter]

Kaz: Inej is just another investment. 

Jesper: ... Does that mean I’m an investment too? <3 

Kaz: Inej is my only investment. 

Inej: *blushing while hanging unseen from the ceiling*

[mywingsareonwheels]

Incorrect “Shadow and Bone” quote

Mal: It’s very strange. I’ve been in the destined-to-die-for-Alina business so long, now that it’s over I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.

Nikolai: Have you ever considered privateering? You’d make a great Captain Sturmhond.

[incorrectsscquotes]

Alina: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag.

Fedyor: You spilled — whaghwhha — lipstick in my Valentino White bag?!

[1-c-4-rus]

women about men Nikolai Lantsov

with red flags about Ravka

🤝

"I can fix him"

[crowsnotvultures]

incorrect sab subtitles part (?/?)

[familiar-anonymous]

Jesper, to Kaz: *drunk as hell* Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.

Kaz: *criminal offensive side eye* Shut. Up.

Jesper : Ops! Sorry! My bad.

Jesper, to Wylan: Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.

Wylan: Y-you're in love with me?!

Jesper: ...

Jesper: Where the f*ck is Inej when I am talking to her?!

[thesuntomyshadows]

Kaz: Is everything okay in there?

Y/N: *Trying to dye their hair but it's gone completely wrong* Everythings wrong, nothing is fine!

Kaz: What?

Y/N: I ment everythings fine, nothings wrong!

Kaz: Yeah, for some reason I'm not buying that...

[mrcreative8899]

Aleksander: I don't know why Nikolai is mad at me.

Aleksander: He calls me daddy in bed every time, yet he is mad that I grounded him for risking his life on one of his flying machines.

[five-of-cr]

[amphorographia]

*On the phone*

Wylan: Hello?

Jesper: It's Jesper

Wylan: What did he do this time?

Jesper: No, it's actually me, Jesper

Wylan: What did you do this time?

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Someone who didn’t realise I was in earshot: I hate Matthias and I think his redemption arc was stupid because he was evil and he should never have been with Nina because he was prejudiced towards her

Me, pulling a portable projector from my bag and ushering everyone in the vicinity into chairs that just materialised from nowhere as I start handing round a syllabus and producing a binder full of notes: Well, actually -

[mywingsareonwheels]

Cabin Pressure & Shadow and Bone

I see that Kaz Brekker went to the Douglas Richardson school of keeping co-conspirators properly informed as to his plans. Or to indulge in an incorrect quote:-

Jesper: This isn’t telling us, Kaz, this is aggravated not telling us.