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I love this, i need it

Additional stretch goal:

Minor design change:

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cleansing

the first time: i hereby declare this room cleansed. negativity be banished. so mote it be.

now: listen here fuck-o’s. no one likes a negative nelly. i’m a witch and i said get the fuck out.

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😂🤣😜

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The Halloween Tarot.  My first deck, still awesome 7 years later! :)

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Hello furries!  I have started a furry blog.  I have much planned for it, and it currently has one post.  I would love to have some readers and feedback is appreciated.  I would be more than happy to even feature furries, you don’t even need to be a great artists or popufur.  I’m working towards helping out the community, and if you want exposure or have anything you’d like addressed, send it my way!  Thank you and I hope you enjoy.

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I wish there was a fat disney princess

More cute plus size Disney princesses.

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Alli for weight loss, really works!

I would like to share my personal experience with the only FDA-approved weight loss pill that you can buy over the counter.  

Alli works, and trust me it does work, by blocking your body from absorbing about a quarter of your fat intake.  The company claims that they can help you lose one pound for every two that you lose on your own.  I have no way to confirm or deny this claim, as I can not see which pounds I’m getting rid of and which one Alli is carrying away.  

Now, yes it blocks some of the fat.  Great!  But uh-oh!  Fat is now sitting in my stomach!  Ahhh!  Nope, that fat is coming out.  In fact, you can see it for yourself.  Go take a poo and let that fat slip right out of your anus as you shit out some little orange oil blobs.  Also, you’re more than likely going to have to clean them off your toilet bowl, as they tend to cling to the sides fairly well.  

As cool as this is, I don’t recommend eating anything fatty unless you’re sitting on the toilet at the time.  You might make it in time if you can sprint.  That fat does not want to stay in the body, and it’s going to evacuate almost immediately.  

Did I lose weight on Alli?  Maybe.  I did not own a working scale.  However, I was so scared of oil-shitting my pants that I didn’t eat any type of junk food, so at the very least it put me on a diet.  I no longer take Alli, but I am thankful for the experience.

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Tarot readings?

Would anyone be interested in readings?  I haven’t done them for other people before, but I’ve done them for myself for quite a few years now.  I can do a simple 3 card spread for free.

I’m in a really bad spot right now and want to start doing things that I like for money.  I just need some practice I guess interacting with people.  If you’d like a more detailed Celtic spread, I would like to charge maybe $5?  I can do a simple 3 card spread for free, which is a general more vague reading, almost like a daily horoscope would be, except tailored to an individual person rather than a date for everyone with that birthday.

I am in no way qualified for nor am I offering financial, legal, or tax advice.  This is purely for fun and based on my interpretation of the cards.

Or if anyone currently does readings, advice on how to go about this would be appreciated.  :)

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I’m pretty sure that’s called a Heartless.

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Down 3 lbs from this week.  Aw yiss.  ;3

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Your arms are looking really good, too!

Quite the difference between February 18th (3 weeks before surgery) and now (9 weeks after surgery)! My stomach isn’t as full and oddly shaped, nor does it hang as low now. Also, what? I have cheekbones?

#wls #wlsfam #weightloss #extremeweightloss #rny #vsg #fattofit #progress #transformation #fitfam #gastricbypass #bariatric #weightlosssurgery #rouxeny #diet #exercise by shrinking.noxxie

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The blessing and curse of this drug 😄/😭

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So I went to the doctor today to see if I can get back on my weight loss pills.  I almost cried when they weighed me.  I had no idea how BAD it was, I knew it was bad, just not THAT BAD.  

The nurse did an EKG, which tells you how hard your heart is pumping and if the rhythm is good, and it was a little ‘off’ she said.  In truth, I had spent 4 hours walking and drank an entire Rockstar before I got there, so that very well could have been the cause, but she still told me to wait until the doctor came back to work tomorrow to have him look the results over before they ok’d the prescription.  

I have a bad binge eating problem but I didn’t know how badly it was actually affecting me.  My sedentary lifestyle is probably a HUGE part as well.  Hopefully I can get back on track though.  If anyone else is taking pills for weight loss, I’d love to follow you.  I know a lot of people look down on it, but some people need the extra help.

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Welp, started working out again.  XD 

I’m sweating at 7am, so that’s good!  My work clothes are getting a lil tight, so I kinda have no choice.  I just wanna fit in my dresses I bought like a year or so ago and never wore (they fit when I bought them, I was just too lazy to get them out of the closet)

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every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good