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Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -

A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.

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imagine chiron sitting in his cave, and peering outside for just a moment. he sees a boy with messy dark waves and another with golden hair, chatting under a fig tree. for a moment he thinks it’s achilles and patroclus.

no.

it’s will and nico.

achilles and patroclus are dead, chiron… dead.

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Happy 420 🤍

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for a school project lowk based on jesus viktor lol

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meme redraw for dicks birthday :D

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snack time!

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I put them on the same canvas and passed out

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how do you think Silco reacts to Powder and Ekko dating in the au? honest if I was Ekko I’d be TERRIFIED everyday of my life knowing who my gf’s parents are. I also think we need more fanfiction about this

I think Ekko is one of the few people who are safe from the "scary dads" thanks to being Benzo's kid. Also, Ekko knows how soft they really are.

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cassandra cain u make my head and heart ache

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I know the fandom mostly agrees that Jason is that one always unemployed sibling in the family, but let me offer you a slightly enhanced concept - unemployed sibling Jason, who is the busiest sibling in the family.

No one can get hold of him. Like, ever. And it is not like he is lying, he is genuinely always has something else to do! Something random and unexpected, and, honestly, all his family can think is: what the hell?

Bruce, frowning: Remind me again, why the dinner in the circle of the family today doesn't suit your... schedule?

Jason, shrugging: I have a book club evening in the nursing home. We are discussing Margaret Atwood's Penelopiad tonight. Can't miss it. Also, Jennet-

Alfred, confused: Who is Jennet?

Jason: One of the old ladies in the nursing home, duh... Anyway, yeah, Jennet is having a birthday. She would be hella mad if her favourite grandson missed it, you know?

Bruce: ...Jason, you are not her-

Jason: (leaves)

Dick: Hey, wanna join me for tomorrow morning's training?

Jason, sighs: Sounds nice, but I have classes tomorrow.

Dick, confused: Classes? Since when you are enrolled in college?

Jason: Oh, no. I am a substitute teacher in one of the school's around.

Dick: WHAT-

Damian, calling Jason in the middle of the day: Can you pick me up from school? Others are busy, there is an emergency in the town.

Jason: Damn, sorry, kid, but I am not in the country right now. By the way, do you want to talk with your mother?

Damian: ...What that supposed to mean? Where are you?

Jason: I was planning to visit All-Caste, but first decided to meet up with Talia. I am kinda in Egypt right now, anyway.

Damian: ...

Tim, already used to Jason's constant busy status, sighing: I bet you won't agree if I call you on the lunch tomorrow?

Jason: Uh, no. I have plans. But if you tag along with me, we can get lunch together later.

Tim, surprised: ...Okay. What do you have tomorrow? Knitting club? A shift in library?

Jason: Nah, graduation ceremony.

Tim: Right, you are a substitute teacher.

Jason: No, no. My graduation ceremony. I am getting my PHD in literature.

Tim: SINCE FUCKING WHEN-

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The Alex Hirsch Charity Live Stream!

The art creations!!

Soos distracting us from our problems!

Deleted Pages!

Motorcity Holding hands and cuddling

Billford

Bill's Anatomy!

Ford and phones

Bill in heels, slaying

Batman Stanley vs. Joker Bill

Pyramid Steve^2

Why so serial?

Young Stan eating through the car

Wolverine x Walter White - Ship Wheel

Stanford and Bill x Spongebob and Plankton

Dipperchu

Ford throwing Bill like a frisbee

Dib and Dipper

Waddles, Waddles, and more Waddles.

Bill as Ford's moth collection

Twins as Zelda characters

Baby Bill looking at the stars

Just hitched - The Love Triangle

Land of the Blind - Poem of Eucalidia!

And Alex saying the photo!

Will add more moments when the stream is over and I can go back!

Link to the stream!

Link to the GoFundMe!

Youtube Video that I think is most of the stream.

1:29:24 - Jason Ritter/Dipper singing Pink Pony Club

1:45:13 - Alex Hirsch/Stan and Kristen Schaal/Mabel singing Defying Gravity

1:53:13 - Jason Ritter/Dipper singing Espresso

1:58:25 - Jason Ritter/Dipper and Kristen Schaal/Mabel singing Good Luck Babe

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alfred, the more and more he observes bruce’s dating habits: sigh, why couldn’t you just settle down with a nice christian girl your age

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doodle from class bc i just finished arcane

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by jenifer prince

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but i’m abt to violate my moral code and become the second coming of christ bc of back pain too

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pov u see your situationship on a bridge for the first time after a race war