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CHILDREN DON'T HAVE AUTONOMY WHEN THEIR PARENTS BELIEVE THEY DON'T HAVE AUTONOMY HOW HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND

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I'M BETTER CUNT

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SOLO TO ASC FOR FUCK'S SAKE

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*whistles calmly* I need to murder a man~

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i think living with a should be cliniced person as a mental caretaker was not the best idea but i can say it's beating others

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Ayaiai this bitch just drank pure honey then spit it into her wine bottle only to gurgle it, why am I related

Hi guys I haven't been on this site in a good time, so uhm since my lovely cousin is on this same site does anyone have an inkling on why he's repeating, "i am but a fish on a winter stall, do you regard them as much as a bone or dime as you do for these dead eyes? Does my writing inspire or burn you, does the information I give hurt you? Would you spend an eye for a broken fish?" Over and over again like bleh, nope I don't feel like dealing with this deranged arsehole

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Hi guys I haven't been on this site in a good time, so uhm since my lovely cousin is on this same site does anyone have an inkling on why he's repeating, "i am but a fish on a winter stall, do you regard them as much as a bone or dime as you do for these dead eyes? Does my writing inspire or burn you, does the information I give hurt you? Would you spend an eye for a broken fish?" Over and over again like bleh, nope I don't feel like dealing with this deranged arsehole

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Folks could you fill up my inbox please? Thank youuuu (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

Sry folks I've been on a wee bit of a writers block so I just need some ideas

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What do you mean you're going to innisfree for your skincare?

What do you mean you're drinking coffee from those sellers off the road in a wheelbarrow

What do you mean you're going to grand Indonesia for grocery shopping ~⁠_⁠~⁠;

My honest unfiltered true and truthful no filter absolutely within honesty without any doubt and lack of mischievious behavior reaction ‘⁠◉⁠⌓⁠◉⁠’

Honestly I need to make a comprehensive guide for foreigners that go to indo because why is there a sudden increase of Blondes in Jakarta and not just Bali like huh

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Ghost:

Reaper leviathan:

Ghost:

Reaper leviathan:

Ghost: MISSION ABORT-

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Folks could you fill up my inbox please? Thank youuuu (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

Sry folks I've been on a wee bit of a writers block so I just need some ideas

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Giving husband/boyfriend Simon presents on Father's Day and he's like "but we don't have a kid" and then reader pulls out pregnancy test and says sum like " you are now "

Idk this was mind blowing in my head

I didn't even know it was fathers day honestly buddy thanks for reminding me

"Happy fathers day", the card spelled out in silver writing yet it couldn't be, could it?

He looked up into your eyes, his own filled with uncertainty as he picked up the card between his index and thumb as if it was some delicate object that would just vaporize before his very eyes

"Love? What's this? I'm not a father?", he asks slowly, unsure of where this was going as he tilted his head in confusion. His eyes betrayed the slight glimmer of hope that was brimming in his gaze, so delicate, such trust so easy to break

"You are now", three words were all it took for him to break, the card dropped as he dashed forward, pulling you into a hug as quickly and yet as gently as he can

His eyes were wide, his eyebrows slightly furrowed as he stared off into the distance, the side of his head pressed against your stomach as if he was trying to look for a heartbeat

"Happy Father's day, simon," we're all the words you needed to break the man. Loud heaving sobs wracking his whole body from shoulders to kneeling legs as he sobbed. Breaking down into someone that was truly yours, your Simon.

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Honestly I need to make a comprehensive guide for foreigners that go to indo because why is there a sudden increase of Blondes in Jakarta and not just Bali like huh

(⁠˘⁠･⁠_⁠･⁠˘⁠)

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Me when ibuprofen costs less than 50 cents for 10 tablets here

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Me when ibuprofen costs less than 50 cents for 10 tablets here

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Nikto's sleep schedule is exceedingly simple to the point you barely even notice it even though you are the schedule. It's simple really he just has to stop with whatever's he'd doing when the time is right then find his lover and last but not least fall asleep on you

It's three simple steps, he doesn't really matter if it's the floor or the couch or the bed that's closer all he needs is to sleep with you

He never lets you sleep on the floor but he will

He lets you sleep on top of him if he's far too tired to get to a comfortable surface. His back to the cold floor, barely aware of how uncomfortable it should be after he had gotten used to sleeping on uncomfortable surfaces in his lifetime

Sure he'll wake up with an aching spine but did you sleep well lyubov'?

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Ghost: Are you okay?

Y/n: Awww is it because I fell from heaven

Ghost: No??? it's because I just saw you fall down three flights of stairs

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Soap: Marry me

Ghost: ...what?

Soap: ...carry me

Ghost:

Soap: ...PARRY ME- ON GUARD- *gets carried and screams*