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it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar
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Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.
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mactavish the seal, zookeeper? Ghost.
pt 1+2
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Konig x y/n



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Tea time ☕
#call of duty#john price#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#kyle gaz garrick#modern warfare II#cod
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"Una aventura es más divertida Si huele a peligro…"
"Si te parece prudente Esta propuesta indecente…"🔥👑
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Was playing casuals on dustbowl and someone during setup said "Aight fellas if we win I'm taking y'all to Legoland" to which someone unleashed the loudest, piercing, throat-wrenchingly loud
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA"
I've heard in my whole fucking life
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Take my lovey memes you hopeless romantic bastards
#I love my bf very much uwu#We literally stayed on the phone til like almost 7am we called at around 1am we didn't wanna get off the phone :c
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me walking to the white house to kill everyone inside
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