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If everyone would like to join the newlyweds on the dance floor for their first dance

* the Cha-Cha Slide starts playing

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Oh no I think I might have ahego'd to close to the sun

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Glassssssssssses 1

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For @unicorn-bloo! Sorry it’s so late, lol!

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I've come up with a new expression for us queer scottish people

"Am as queer as vegan haggis"

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Can I hire them them to fix my PC

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Sup to all ma autistic comrades oot there

Here's a fun one

You can call your autism "the tism"

It makes neurotypicals sooo uncomfortable because your owning it and they don't git it. Because they don't think it should be celebrated so fuck them <3

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Look they've got ginger bread biscuits for before and after lip injections

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What if we kissed 😚

And we were both antifa ❤️🖤

Just kidding...... 😂

Unless 👉👈

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Ma first thought was ooo the dark souls castle

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If I was gabe newell

I would make and release Half-Life 3 at the start of 2021 but it would be for the Wii original

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Did you know that

Socialism is when capitalism

And that why no socialism for you

🛠️🏴📊

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The good old days

My grandson was asking me about what types of communication we used during World war 2

I laughed in his snowflake millennial face and told him we didn't have avocado toast or the Facebooks back then and that we didn't cry about it either.

No we had the war

And we like it

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Let's dress up like ghosts and kiss through the sheets 👉👈

Joking

Unless

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Jus finished caving ma jack o lanterns

Let me tell you carving sweeds is a fuckin job

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I've done it!!!

It's took me 3 dayz but I've done it.

I've found the fan fiction I've been looking for

1 I read in 2013 oh shit I hope it's as good as I remember.

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