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[unkownsimoperson]

the way i see this is if marinette had a sister (whether it'd be her twin or older than her).

with the sister being ladybug and then giving her sister (marinette) the mouse miraculous as a permanent holder of it. and maybe even the sister trusting marinette with her secret. ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

... o(╥﹏╥)

now i want this as an actual written fan-fic ╥﹏╥

au— the peacok&mouse

[idk really know what type of au this is. i just wanted to create felinette manips… feel free to add an interpretation of this au in the tags <3]

[unkownsimoperson]

dick: so, let me get this straight...

jason: you and sabine have been living in a city that got taken over by a person with a weird obsession with his dead wife..

dick: and was using a magical piece of jewelry to control people's negative emotions, in order to get your and your partner's magical jewelry to bring his dead wife back...

marinette: a miraculous. yes.

jason: and now you need us to help you retrieve the magical jewelry-

marinette: miraculous.

jason: right, miraculous, whatever. you need us to help you retrieve it from a person who you think is your classmate..

dick: who also made you an outcast between your friend group..

marinette: yes. will you help?

every bat-kid: ... 👁👄👁

another.. what's this called?? 🤔

anyways, little sneak peak at the fanfic that i probably won't write... ʕ·ᴥ·　ʔ

[unkownsimoperson]

félix: *makes a new password*

[your password is too short]

félix: *smirks* perhaps that's something we all agree on, don't you think? *looks at marinette*

marinette: *deadpans as she looks towards his screen* i will hit you

[unkownsimoperson]

This mother has lost all of her children at once by Israeli air strikes. She refuses to wash her hands when people tell her to because she doesn't want to lose the last real thing she has left of them.

"My kids are gone. My kids are gone, people. God take care of them please, I can't bear this anymore." Then at the end she asks if all of their bodies have been brought to the hospital, she says: "Did they bring mohammed? Where is he?"

How does a person just go on after this? Demand a ceasefire now. Don't stay silent, reblog amd repost and do everything you can to make this genocide stop!

[unkownsimoperson]

This was shot last year. It explains what life is like under the occupation in Palestine, especially the west bank. It's very important and informing about everyday life, please watch it and share it as much as possible.

An interview by Dena Takuri.

"700 children are arrested by Israel in the West Bank every year."

[unkownsimoperson]

ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴄᴀsᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ

multi mouse threw her jump rope, treating it as her ladybug yo-yo, towards the baton extending at her feet, in an attempt at tripping her over. she smirked as her magical weapon wrapped around the non-magical weapon belonging to the fan of the cat miraculous wielder.

the girl clad in sweats and a tank top, took that in her favor, her features blank, focused. she pulled at the mouse hero's rope, throwing her to the wall of the training room situated in the basement of a safe house, of many.

multi mouse smiled proudly at her student for a moment, before jumping off the wall, straight at the short haired teenager. said teenager rolled underneath her teacher, standing immediately from her crouch. though, it seemed as though she was a second too late, as the mouse hero tackled her to the floor, securing her in a tight grip.

the student tried to wiggle out of her teacher's grasp, before giving up after a few tries, admitting defeat. the teacher took that as sign of victory as she let her student go. the teenager smirked as she tripped marinette, who got up to reach for her towel, and proceeded to hold her foot on marinette's stomach in a way that would keep her firmly in place without hurting her. "haha! " she cheered, once the midnight haired teacher was securely in place on the cushioned floor.

marinette sighed, but laughed along with the younger noirette, who was now sprawled out like a starfish.

"you did good today, kyoka. " marinette de-transformed, putting a hand on her student's shoulder, smiling proudly. kyoka smiled slightly, blushing from her teacher's praise.

a hand flew to her haire, a familiar gesture, only done by who she sees as an older brother figure. her smile grew ever so slightly bigger at the sight of him standing alongside her teacher.

though, it faultered into an embarrassed, annoyed one as the couple kissed longer than usual in front of her. she looked away, walking to get her tumbler, in favour of ignoring the couple being overly affectionate with one another.

[unkownsimoperson]

յαsօղ Եօժժ ოօօժ ճօαɾժ

(。・ω・。)

𝕵𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖓 𝕿𝖔𝖉𝖉, 𝖒𝖞 𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖉...

[unkownsimoperson]

ᏆҒ Ꮖ ᏔᎬᎡᎬ Ꭺ ᎷᎪΝ || ᴍᴀʀɪʙᴀᴛ

ɪғ ɪ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴀ ᴍᴀɴ- ᴀʙɪɢᴀɪʟ ʙᴀʀʟᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴍɪʟʏ ʙᴇᴀʀ- ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ʙʀɪᴅɢᴇʀᴛᴏɴ ᴍᴜsɪᴄᴀʟ

ᴍᴀʀɪɴᴇᴛᴛᴇ x ᴅᴀᴍɪᴀɴ

ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴄᴀsᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ

Ⴎ➶⟭⏤͟͟͞͞⏤͟͟͞͞⏤͟͟͞͞⏤͟͟͞͞—⟬➴Ⴎ

robin landed beside a lady noire humming the same tune she's been humming ever since her disagreement – she only calls it that because batman has been insisting that it was a simple disagreement between both parties– with batman, her legs dangling from the building that over looked the area she'd been tasked to petrol. a tune that no one seemed to recognize, only spoiler did.

he sat down beside her, looking out onto the street. her head immediately found its place on his shoulder. "hey.. " she greeted after finishing her tune.

"your dad is a real peace of work. " lady noire commented, annoyance dripping from her tone. making robin chuckle slightly.

"what did you both disagree on, now? " he commented, emphasis on disagree. once an irritated sigh escaped her lips, he made a noise of amusement.

"the usual. " she rolled her eyes.

silence overtook them again. not an uncomfortable one, but rather a calming one. they always prefered it that way, anyway.

she started humming again, the same tune she's been humming the past week. "are you ever going to tell what you are humming, jamilati (my beautiful)? " she shook her head against his shoulder, giggling, "you'll know soon enough, mon cœur (my heart). " she purred.

"i've spotted them. near crime alley. " nightwing's voice cut through their communication device.

smirking, lady noire dropped of the ledge. she extended her baton, using it to jump from one building to another. the cool night air felt great against her skin, especially considering the heat of the summer air all throughout the day. she felt free whenever she ran across the rooftops of gothom, something she looked forward to every petrol session.

looking to the side, she noticed robin easily keeping up with her. she finally found someone who could keep up with her chaotic lifestyle, she found someone who would love her unconditionally. when she was at her worst, he was there for her. when he was left over thinking things, she was there to calm him down, reassure him.

"me and robin will handle this, batman. " she bitterly called his name, receiving a sigh from him and snickers from her teammates.

red hood's whistle prooved everyone was watching her and tobin take down the thugs with ease. "what've done now, b? "

"it was a simple disagreement. " Lady Noire scoffed.

"spoiler, " She called out, kicking a thug unconscious. "if you may. "

"just a sec, noire. " seconds later, a tune began playing through all their coms.

lady noire sighed, punching another thug down. "𝐢 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐲. " she sang, confusing some.

"𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠, " she round-house kicked a thug. "𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠. " tripping one at an angle that made his head hit the pole behind him.

batman pinched the bridge of his nose, finally understanding the meaning of all this show she's decided to put on.

"𝐢 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐢 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞, " the noirette stood in place, now surrounded by an unconscious gang of thugs, only two left. one of her hand found their way to her chest, where her heart should be, the other resting on her forehead. "𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐢 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠. " her baton spun, acting as a shield against the bullets flying her way.

"𝐢 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐢 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐢 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐨𝐰𝐧, 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞. " she advanced forward, the bullets still shooting at her. "𝐢 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐢'𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰. "

the bat kids all gasped at lady noire's high note, thoroughly enjoying the show she was putting on. it being as a way to show batman how incredibly wrong he was about her competence, only made it a million times better.

"𝐛𝐮𝐭, 𝐢𝐟 𝐢 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧, " one down, one more to go. "𝐢'𝐝 𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐉𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐧, 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐰𝐢𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐞, " 𝐬he spun, hitting the last thug by accident, "𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐡. " she heard laughs erupting from her com, making her smirk as she continued twirling.

"𝐢'𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐥𝐦 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝, " she heard cameras shuttering from behind. her smirk grew when she turned around, and sure enough, the paparazzi were doing their thing. "𝐢 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭! 𝐢𝐟 𝐢 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧. " lady noire bowed at the cameras before jumping away, a smirking robin in toe.

Ⴎ➶⟭⏤͟͟͞͞⏤͟͟͞͞⏤͟͟͞͞⏤͟͟͞͞—⟬➴Ⴎ

[unkownsimoperson]

".. it's hard to stand out, when.. everything you do... is shadowed by someone you can never live up to... "

"i was easily overlooked, compered to my brothers and sisters... who.. had their own talents... "

if you get this, you're a legend.

[unkownsimoperson]

Tim: I will neither confirm nor deny that statement.

Tim: I’ve been picking back up an old hobbie.

Jason: K that’s great buddy.

Tim:

Jason:

Jason: You’re not stalking me and Dick again are you?

Tim:

Jason:

Jason: YOU’RE NOT STALKING US AGAIN ARE YOU??

[unkownsimoperson]

ᏢᎬᎡҒᎬᏟͲ ҒϴᎡ ᎷᎬ || sᴘɪᴅᴇʀʙᴜɢ

𝔸 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒 𝕎𝕖𝕕𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕥.

"𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚞𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜. "

"... 𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚗𝚊𝚙 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚒𝚝. "

"𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚍𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝.. 𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜. "

".. 𝙸'𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚕, 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚕... "

"𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚙 𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝.. "

"𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚝𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚞𝚜𝚑 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢, 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔. "

"𝙸 𝚊𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞. "

"𝙸 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚍. "

"𝙱𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜' 𝚕𝚞𝚌𝚔. "

"𝙸'𝚖 𝚝𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔. "

"... 𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎.. "

"𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚢.. "

"𝙳𝚎𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢. "

𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎, 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚘 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛-𝚖𝚊𝚗, 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚛.

𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚛, 𝙻𝚊𝚍𝚢-𝚋𝚞𝚐 𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖. 𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚍𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗.

𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠, 𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛-𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚛. 𝙰𝚏𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕, 𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚔𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍'𝚜 𝚊𝚍𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚎. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎, 𝚊 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚝 𝚍𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜.

𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙿𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛, 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚝𝚢.

(𝚂𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚎: 𝙸 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙰𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚠 𝙶𝚊𝚛𝚏𝚒𝚎𝚕𝚍'𝚜 𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛-𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙻𝚊𝚍𝚢-𝚋𝚞𝚐 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝟺. 𝚂𝚘𝚘𝚘𝚘𝚘... 𝙸 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚏 𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚝 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍.)

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚊𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚝. (＾-＾)

[unkownsimoperson]

𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚌, 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚝 𝙺𝚢𝚛𝚊𝚗: 𝚍𝚞𝚍𝚎...

Funneh: did you know kyran was afraid of cows.

Alec: really?

Alec leaning into to Kyrans ear: moo…

Kyran jumping from his chair: you think this is a fucking joke Alec.

[unkownsimoperson]

I feel like I need to get this off my chest... (Vent?)

*inhale*

*exhale*

WHY ARE ZANE-CHAN(there was no black for Zane ( 'ω' )) SO FRICKEN CUTEEEE ?!?!?!?!?!?! \(≧∇≦)/ᵉᵉᵉᵉᵏ

Like the both look so good together. They've got the emo-kid- meets-cutesy vibe going on and I LOVE it!!!!

And it's the fact that they both understand each other so well, the both felt like outcasts from their family. And Kawai-Chan told him her real name AND HIM CALLING HER NANA IS SO CUUUUUTE!!!! (spoiler alert btw (ʘᴗʘ))

And their relationship has kind of like an enemies-to-lovers vibe (it was more like Zane was annoyed with her cuteness), and I'm here for it.

I only realised how amazing their relationship was when I rewatched Mystreet. Because my first time watching it I diverted most of my attention to Aarmau. But this time around, I paid more attention to the side ships, and I found Zane-Chan to be adorable.

The scenes where they would have a heartfelt conversation are what hooked me on this ship. Like the way they both felt comfortable enough to share how they feel is just... *chef'skiss*.

o(〃＾▽＾〃)o Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

Have a nice rest of your day, goodbye.ヾ(〃^∇^)ﾉ

[unkownsimoperson]

Freddy: Nope. No. Nadda. Nope *pops the p*. I'm out. Freddy has gone offline. Freddy out.

My idea of their friendship look like

[unkownsimoperson]

Siblings be like:

Jason: Hey, that a new top?

Marinette: Yeah!! I actually-

Jason: Yikes..

Marinette: You little..

✎﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏

Dick: *walks in, wearing Jason's whole closet* Okay, buddy boy, 'ere it is. You hide my favorite sweater, I'm wearin' everything you own.

Jason: That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's sweater!!

Dick: Ya know, it's kinda hot in here. I better not do any, I don' know, acro skills. *proceeds to do acrobatic skills*

Marinette: *laughing so hard to point she's rolling on the floor, her phone set up to film the whole interaction*

✎﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏

Dick: ShE bRoKe Up WiTh mEeE. *😭*

Jason: *annoyed that he disturbed his reading time* You never had a girlfriend.

Dick: I know. I just wanted to see if you cared.

Jason: F#uck you.

Dick: Awww, love you too.

✎﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏

Marinette: Welcome to dating advice with Marinette! Dick, what's your question?

Dick: How d'you tell if a girl likes you?

Marinette: She doesn't!!

✎﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏

Bruce: My house, my rules.

Marinette: Ma knife, you life. *smiles innocently*

Bruce: Oh...

Dick: Oh..

Sabine: That's my daughter right there!!

Jason: That's my sister right there!!

[unkownsimoperson]

Marinette: Alright, listen here you son of a b#itch-

Jason: How dare you insult mom like that!?

Marinette: ... I was talking about Bruce..

Jason: Fair. Continue.

Bruce: *pinches the bridge of his nose* Have kids, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

Sabine: *smiles smugly*

Dick: *trying to hold in his lafter, but fails miserably*

ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ sɴᴇᴀᴋ ᴘᴇᴀᴋ ᴀᴛ ᴀ ғɪᴄ ɪ'ᴍ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ (๑'ڡ'๑)

[unkownsimoperson]

Marinette: Sometimes, I'm not really feeling the mood. And sometimes, the mood is not really feeling me.

Nino: Uhhhh... What d'you mean, dudette.

Alya: I hate it when the mood feels me, like have some f#ucking consent, dude.

Nino: *confused pikachu noises* ????

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For the rest of the day, Alya and Marinette snicker at Nino's confusion.