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you know what i love? when im reading a fic and it is clearly so self indulgent for the writer. like honey these plot threads barely make sense but you are having so much fun and i am just along for the ride

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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

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Peter does the Hamilton trend but instead of Hamilton, he is dressed up as Tony Stark.

The video would start with Peter as Tony trying to get out of the window, andMJ with a red wig, and a business suit, shows up, you could easily tell she dressed up as Pepper potts

"Alexander come back to sleep," MJ dressed as Pepper said.

Peter made a face like he had been caught "I have an early meeting out of town"

"It's still dark outside" MJ said acting fed up.

"I know, i just need to write something dwon" Peter made a writing motion in the air

"Why do you write like you're running out of time"

"Shhhhhhhh" Peter put his index finger in front of his mouth, in shoshing manner.

"Come back to bed that would be enough," MJ said while pointing to the other direction

"I'll be back before you know I'm gone," Peter said putting on an awkward smile

"Come back to-" MJ didn't finish singing with song because Peter fell from the window and she rushed to the window trying to reach him.

The video ended after MJ picked up the phone.

Under the video Tony Stark is mentioned about five times, the video blows up of course, for one reason, because Tony Stark responds to it.

YouKnowWhoI'm: Kid what the fuck.

PbP&mj: sorry not sorry

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I wish I got those weird anonymous inboxes my mutuals get

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“this is my nephew. he’s a big fan.”

the other guy shows tony his wallet full of pictures, like your average dad. one of the pictures is of a little boy wearing sunglasses and a goatee that was clearly drawn with a marker (but it’s well done).

“my spitting image,” tony comments.

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Harry: "Sounds like bullshit ..."

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Tony: I’m like Peter’s cool uncle.

Rhodey: No, I’m the uncle. You’re the dad.

Tony: I’m not the— why would I be the dad?

Rhodey: Why wouldn’t you be?

Tony: Because I… well… okay. You might have a point.

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Stephen: Stark, get your kid.

Tony: He’s not my— PETER GET BACK HERE OR I SWEAR TO GOD YOU WILL BE GROUNDED FOR LIFE— Like I said he’s not my kid.

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“they should’ve let will smoke weed” will graham smoked one (1) time in college and had a panic attack so bad that his roommate called an ambulance don’t give that man marijuana

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baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

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What really ticks me off when talking about ai is when people are like "it's unavoidable" or "you'll have to learn to use it someday" or "its going to be part of the future" like no it's plenty avoidable actually if you have a spine stronger than a dandelion. You simply say "no" and continue to use your own goddamn brain.

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Newt Scamander is such a fun little guy it's a shame he is stuck in FB hell

He has a classic Dr Who feel - a 'trickster' who does what he wants. Snufkin if Snufkin was a bit less of an asshole. love him

"Stay here, Newt. Promise you will stay here." "Okay I will :^)" -he says as he is already unlocking the window-

He doesn't want to be impolite to peoples faces but he is going to do what he thinks is most important first and foremost. He doesn't want people to be upset with him - so he just leaves.

It is SO powerful and fun as a narrative device.

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headcanon: newt as a child took ages to get to sleep, so theseus read to him for more than an hour every night. but whenever he got too tired, he would wrap the story up with endings like:

- “and then the dragon ate everyone, the end”

- “and then the sphinx got tired of asking riddles and retrained as an accountant. she was very good with numbers. everyone lived. no one had to solve anything, okay, bedtime”

- “and then the unicorn decided politics was too complicated and opened a pie shop instead, seriously newt go to sleep I’m leaving”

- “and then they all had to file their tax returns, which took ages, and nobody had any more adventures ever again because the paperwork was simply too much bother”

- “and with a mighty crash, they both knocked over their cauldrons and had to spend the rest of the afternoon cleaning up the mess, which really put things in perspective, the end, no I will not explain further”

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hufflepuff representation is scarce but boy are the characters amazing

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I present to you: older brothers who work with the government and their neurodivergent little brothers.