vincekramerauthor
vincekramerauthor
Fucking Action Figures
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vincekramerauthor · 3 years ago
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Still training near one of Dagobah's hippest cities, Yoda takes Luke to a gay bar to celebrate defeating his Daddy in the Cave of Gayness.
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vincekramerauthor · 3 years ago
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Before Jean Grey came back to life and ruined everything...
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vincekramerauthor · 3 years ago
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Cockfight. #johnnylawrence #thekaratekid #cobrakai #fuckingactionfigures #williamzabka (at Cobra Kai Dojo) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZVOMPwvtuB/?utm_medium=tumblr
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vincekramerauthor · 3 years ago
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SEXLANDER uses his uncanny ability to MAKE PEOPLE'S CLOTHES FLY OFF.
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vincekramerauthor · 4 years ago
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This week's toy haul. https://www.instagram.com/p/CXh3SosrN12/?utm_medium=tumblr
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vincekramerauthor · 4 years ago
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The mutants jizz cum all over Professor Sex's head in the PENIS ROOM.
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vincekramerauthor · 4 years ago
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Professor Sex gave this mutant the codename "Wolverpeen" due to his massive penis.
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vincekramerauthor · 4 years ago
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Welcome to the X-Men. Hope you don't slip all over the experience.
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vincekramerauthor · 4 years ago
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The Black Widow incest family has sex in front of their bear-riding President. There is no greater image of Russian patriotism.
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vincekramerauthor · 4 years ago
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David Harbour and Florence Pugh pretending they're father and daughter for a Disney movie.
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vincekramerauthor · 4 years ago
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Black Widow except no one looks like spiders and are just horny instead.
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vincekramerauthor · 4 years ago
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Melina munches on her daughter's love muffin in BLACK WIDOW - fun with the whole family!
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vincekramerauthor · 4 years ago
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The most family fun movie of the year is now on Disney Plus! Black Widow is fun with the whole family! And if they're not REALLY your family, you can just PRETEND you're related, because that's fun too! #fuckingactionfigures #blackwidow #yelena #melina #redguardian #natasharomanoff #scarlettjohansson #davidharbor #florencepugh #rachelweisz #mcu #marvellegends #ironmaiden #yelenabelova #marvelmemes #marvelcomics #avengers #marveluniverse #marvellegendsfigures #actionfigurephotography #toyphotography #toyart #sexy #erotic #relationshipgoals #lesbian #instagay #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtq🌈 (at Russia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CXWczpkPdIl/?utm_medium=tumblr
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vincekramerauthor · 4 years ago
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Wolverine is sad that Jean is lovingly caressing Scott's penis and not his. Wolverine has a penis too goddamnit. It may be hairy and smaller but it gets the job done. #fuckingactionfigures #wolverine #xmen #cyclops #jeangrey #xmenmemes #sadwolverine #xmenfigures #mcu #marveluniverse #marvellegends #marvel #marvelcomics #xmenanimatedseries #wolvie https://www.instagram.com/p/CXRJxfSpU0X/?utm_medium=tumblr
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vincekramerauthor · 4 years ago
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Rogue "absorbs" Gambit. #fuckingactionfigures #marvellegends #xmenfigures #xmen #rogue #gambit #mutant #actionfigurephotography #toyphotography #marvellegendsxmen #sex #xxxmen #relationshipgoals #girls #love #erotic #sexualhealth #mcu #marvel #marveluniverse #marvelmemes #marvelcomics #remylebeau https://www.instagram.com/p/CXMiMCzP6Df/?utm_medium=tumblr
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vincekramerauthor · 4 years ago
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Flick cums all over Lady Good Lay in my new Uncensored Fucking G.I. Joe 2022 Calendar, now on sale. Link in bio. $24.99. Limited quanTITies at my store, KramerVerse Toys and Metal on eBay. www.ebay.com/str/kramerversecollectibles #fuckingactionfigures #gijoeclassified #flint #ladyjaye #gijoephotography #gijoeart #calendars #gijoeactionfigures #gijoeunion #gijoecollector #joyofsex #gijoecommunity #gijoe #toyphotography #actionfigurephotography #nsfwconcepts #nsfwart #gijoefigures #fuckinggijoe #baroness #gijoememes #zartan #destro #duke #scarlett #snakeeyes #beachhead #80stoys https://www.instagram.com/p/CXISgdArzAy/?utm_medium=tumblr
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vincekramerauthor · 4 years ago
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Best XXX-Mas gift ever? The new Zartan color-changing exclusive with my 2022 Fucking G.I. Joe calendar. Will be gone this weekend. Search for it or my eBay store - kramerversecollectibles. Link for just the calendar in my bio. #fuckingactionfigures #gijoeclassified #zartan #zartanmasterofdisguise #gijoephotography #gijoeart #calendars #gijoeactionfigures #gijoeunion #gijoecollector #gijoecommunity #gijoe #toyphotography #actionfigurephotography #nsfwconcepts #nsfwart #gijoefigures #fuckinggijoe #baroness #gijoememes https://www.instagram.com/p/CXCnGqpPFyh/?utm_medium=tumblr
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