wanna-able

[wanna-able]

Seongwu, in his head: Wait, is he into me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if she laughs!

Seongwu, out loud: Did you hear the one about the skeleton who couldn’t go to the party? He had no body to go with!

Daniel: *laughs* That’s really funny.

Seongwu:

Seongwu, in his head: Well, that’s not a fair test. That joke’s hilarious.

[wanna-able]

Jaehwan: Is the day over already? I barely received my quota of admiring glances.

[wanna-able]

Jaehwan: Want to help me commit a felony?

Woojin: What the hell??

Jaehwan: Sorry, my bad.

Jaehwan, whispering: Want to help me commit a felony?

Woojin, whispering: Of course dude, what do you need?

[wanna-able]

Jisung: Told the boys I couldn't find the hot cocoa powder to which Jihoon said, "Maybe someone took it and hid it behind my bed," which is a suspiciously specific theory.

[wanna-able]

Minhyun: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone

Jaehwan: Mine just says, "Jaehwan no."

Minhyun: I want you to apply it to every possible situation

[wanna-able]

Seongwu: Why is Jaehwan crying?

Woojin: He said the only food that can make you cry is an onion.

Seongwu: ...and?

Woojin: I threw a watermelon at him.

[wanna-able]

Jihoon: How long does it take before you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Daehwi: I think—

Daniel: 72 hours.

Seongwu: How do you kn—

Daniel: There's a clown behind you.

[wanna-able]

Computer: choose a password

Daniel: HaSungwoon

Computer: your password is too short

Daniel: I know but please don't tell him... he’ll get mad

[wanna-able]

Woojin: I'm the most responsible in the group.

Minhyun: You've literally just set the dorm on fire.

Woojin: I know, and I take full responsibility for it.

[wanna-able]

Interviewer: How many kids do you have?

Jisung: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

[wanna-able]

Daehwi: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way outta this one.

Jinyoung: *Grabbing dagger*

Jinyoung: Manslaughter it is

[wanna-able]

Jisung: You need to eat healthy.

Jaehwan: No

Jisung: The last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.

Jaehwan: Oh

Jisung: In a plane crash.

Jaehwan: That sounds unrelated?

Jisung: I was the one who crashed it, do not disobey me

[wanna-able]

Minhyun: i can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together

Jaehwan: *swallowing the key* Truly unfortunate

[wanna-able]

Woojin: We should get married.

Jihoon: We’ve been dating for less than a year.

Woojin: I know and I think I’ve shown incredible restraint for waiting this long.

[wanna-able]

Daehwi: How do you ask a person out?

Jinyoung: Simple: You open the door and say “Get out you’re bothering me”

[wanna-able]

Minhyun: Jaehwan is the kind of person I hate, except I’m in love with him.

[wanna-able]

Guanlin: Who is the biggest troublemaker in Wanna One?

Daniel: ...I don't know.

Woojin: I don't think there's a troublemaker in Wanna One.

Daniel: *nods*

[Later]

Guanlin: Minhyun, who is the biggest troublemaker in Wanna One?

Minhyun: Daniel and Woojin.

Guanlin: *raising an eyebrow* They didn't answer.

Minhyun: They didn't? ...That's because it's them.