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Why we will never see a Deadpool/Spider-Man/Guardians of the Galaxy crossover.

So a few friends and I were debating some potentially cool crossovers that would probably never happen outside of fanfiction (i.e. Superman/Star Wars, Green Lantern/Star Wars, etc). One of my friends wonders why Marvel hasn't done more ambitious crossovers, reasoning that since they have Deadpool and Spider-Man, why not do cool things like sending the two of them into space together.

We ask him if he meant like with the Guardians of the Galaxy, and he said yeah. My other friend looked him dead in the eyes. "That will never happen. If you did that crossover, it wouldn't matter what bad guy they fought. If you put Deadpool, Spider-Man, and Rocket Raccoon in the same room with a bad guy, they'll murder him with words in seconds."

Honestly, I don't disagree with him.

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The Key Difference Between Wolverine and Deadpool

Wolverine would jump out a window because:

his target managed to get downstairs and Logan needs to beat him to the ground floor

he got ambushed by Weapon X members and needs to escape

The elevator's full and he doesn't want to get stuck making small talk (a variant of this actually happened in one of the cartoons, but with a helicopter)

Sabretooth is on the ground floor and he's not letting that bub get away.

Deadpool would jump out a window because:

he saw the ice cream truck

he wanted Spider-Man to catch him (he forgot Spider-Man's not contracted to appear in Deadpool films yet)

he recreated that scene from Pocahontas on a dare

someone was playing the kind of music he hates

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writing siblings is so weird, especially if you're a sibling yourself.

On one hand, you can write siblings who are really close, supportive of each other, like to hangout and have inside jokes.

On the other hand, you can have siblings who fight over everything, barely tolerate each other's existence, steal each other's stuff, compete with each other, and sell each other out.

Or you can have a combination of both: siblings who fight all the time, prank each other, and embarrass each other, but who also love to hangout, share a lot of interests, and would punch out anyone who hurt their sibling.

And every one of the above is believable.

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leia: You are a man now. It's time for you to start meeting girls. I want to see you settled before I become one with the Force and reunite with old friends.

kylo ren: And with Grandpa!

leia: ...No, he's not there...

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