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if she’s your girl why is she at my dnd table unpacking her queer trauma with me

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Granted we don’t have a Paladin...but we DO have a monk

The party when the barbarian rages:

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Rejected Titles for Welcome to Glendale Episode 26

Dice Were Everywhere; People Were Crying 

Get a Good Schvitz 

Charity’s Just Allergic to Beth Now 

 You’re Gonna Have to Stab Me 

  Wheels Away Offstage 

Charity Is Not Unattractive 

 Does Your Cult Do Sarcasm? 

 I Can Rock His Shit. Probably. 

 I Am a Misty Woman 

Kyle Died, and Now He’s Fine! 

You Come Into My Home and Shoot Me in the Face?! 

 I Also Appreciate a Good Hide

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We’d be dead if not for Snowden

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Rejected Titles for Welcome to Glendale Episode 34

You Made Me Ink 

Plays Wonderwall I Wrote That 

Item Back In Chest… Morgan’s Chest 

We’re All Gonna Die

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Rejected Titles for Welcome to Glendale Episode 29

We Had a Good 29 Episodes, Guys 

That Artifact, Tho 

Burying My Pile of Vomit in the Sand 

We’re Really, Really Not Prepared   

Arrange a Ahem Study Group 

 Are You Interested in a Revolt? Reply “Y” if Yes! 

 It’s Different, It’s Gay 

I Just Wanted to Hold It

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As we said in Episode 34:

This👏 Revolution👏 Is👏 On👏 A👏 Deadline👏

Hey look, new meme format just dropped:

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Rejected Titles for Welcome to Glendale Episode 32

Manipulated by Fate and a Cruel God 

Waiting for Kyle to Do Something 

That's 8 Attacks on Snowden 

I'm About Half as Good as Usual 

I Vote You, Because I'm Beth 

I Realize Now This Was Kind of Inconvenient 

The Healing Word Is: "This Goddess" 

I Do Not Feel Supported By My Friends! 

The Murder Helped 

Maybe It's All the Gold

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I can't wait for the holidays to be over so I can get back to Dnd 😆😂🤣

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Owlbears are so underrated it’s a crime.

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All of these are BRILLIANT

DND Backgrounds that should exist (and probably do in homebrew)

The Folk Hero…’s Relative

Gifted Child Syndrome

That kid who based their entire identity on being good at one very specific thing

Theatre kid (affectionate)

Theatre kid (derogatory)

The person who says “it wasn’t that bad” despite being legitimately traumatized by whatever “it” is.

Religious Trauma

Retired

Deadbeat Dad

Protagonist from a Hallmark movie

Scrapbooker

Person who thought they were going to be a chef but never learned to cook beyond eggs.

Doll Collector (with a horror movie variant)

A recovering AXE deodorant user

Art school drop out

Teacher’s kid

Band kid

Military Brat

Minecraft YouTuber

Destiel shipper

Kid who spent actual money on spirit days at school

Librarian

Wattpad

Hack Doctor

Desperate Harry Potter fan

Feel free to add your own!

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Cleric: So we’ve gotten to the point in our adventure where Warlock comes up to me and says, “Cleric, I attuned a potentially cursed item”!

Warlock: The key word is “potentially”!

Cleric: The key word is “CURSED”!

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Sorcerer: I love cheating. If you don’t cheat, what the hell is wrong with you?

Bard: Have you ever been cheated on?

Sorcerer: I forgot some people are in relationships. To clarify, I love to violate academic integrity on exams.

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Rejected Episode Titles for Welcome to Glendale Ep. 22

“F in the Chat for Falling”

“Left to Our Own Devices”

“The Gabba-Ghoul”

“Getting Back to Dragons;” 

“Anarchic-Capitalists”

“Last Nutrigrain Bars”

“If We Don’t Die, I’ll Bring Some Caprese Salad”

“I Hate Nationalism; I Love Flags”

“I Was Really Cool in High School”

 “Beth Only Has Orange Tomatoes”

 “First I’m Bad and Now I’m Cringey” 

 “We’re Not Letting the Bee Get Stoned”

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Big Carl/Kyle vibes