#dungeons and dragons memes

[glorbs-dominion]

[rollforimagination]

Spell Idea

Cozy

Description: For 6 turns, you make your target feel like they are in their bed with a hot blanket around them, making them feel so cozy that they don’t want to move or do anything that could make that feeling disappear.

Functionality: If your enemy fails a Constitution saving throw they lose half of their movement speed and have disadvantage to all their attacks or actions that require moving (ex: spells with a Somatic component) and will have to roll 1d20 to see if they feel like doing it (ex: before drinking a health potion). If somebody uses a sleep spell against that same target they’ll have disadvantage on the saving throw required to escape from it.

Inspiration: It’s me, I’m cozy.

[brungeons-and-bragons]

Yeah I’m over the death of that one DnD character from 3 years ago (every character I’ve made since has just been a cheap imitation of you)

[craigofinspiration]

I’m just going to leave this here

[supermarket-goblin]

Normal people will be like "yeah, I don't play any ttrpgs or whatever." Not me. I've gotta pretend to be someone else as a community event at least once a week or I will start climbing the walls.

[masterhallmark]

This put me in a laughing fit

[arisushanti]

d&d has forever ruined how i function in the world.

now every fucking time i or anyone else does literally ANYTHING, i fuckin think "nat 1 acrobatics there, buddy" or "passed the deception check, nice"

[mewmewbeenz]

Ew who lusts after D&D races that’s so cringe…*woodland eladrin that walks in*

Okay wait…. 👀

[six-improbable-things]

So I saw this post, and I thought "hey, I can make that!" and spent 15 minutes dicking around in PS, and this is the result.

Feel free to do whatever with these, I don't care. (Post them to other sites, use them as reaction images, whatever.) Just don't remove the credit at the bottom of the image.

(Image descriptions under the cut)

[ID: A set of four images of black text on a white background. They all are formatted the same, to look like the header of an online news article, but each has a different headline. Above the headline it reads "Writer's Weekly" in all caps. A red vertical line separates this from the next phrase "March 14, 2024". After each headline, written in small italic font it reads "By Morrigan", then the tumblr "t" icon, then "@six-improbable-things". The first headline reads: "Person Fantasizes About Hurting Their Favorite Character Until They Fall Asleep". The second headline reads: "Woman Fantasizes About Hurting Her Favorite Character Until She Falls Asleep". The third headline reads "D&D Player Fantasizes About Hurting Their Character Until They Fall Asleep". The fourth headline reads: "Writer Fantasizes About Hurting Their Characters Until They Fall Asleep". /End ID]

[ffxivmemes]

Throwback to that fateful day.

[chequerootlurks]

[glorbs-dominion]

A powerful combination

Yep, this seems about right. And this is another meme from our "DND Memes" chat!

[fantastictalesofadventure]

Hey wizard! Word to the wise...snitches get stitches. 😉

[the-anastasia]

Flerkens are just cats of holding.

[gregrulzok]

Dungeons and Dragons is so funny because about 90% od the time it's an amazing bonding experience with my friends and genuinely good practice for my problem solving and storytelling skills, and then the other 10% of the time something snaps in me and I hear myself saying "My Dark Elf Warlock Deals 26 Points Of Necrotic Damage 🤓👆" and I have to physically stop myself from recoiling at how dumb and nerdy it all is, before I'm completely re-immersed again 10 seconds later

[craigofinspiration]

Share if you’ve had this happen to you.