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i had my wisdom teeth taken out.

they put my on fentanyl AND oxycodone.

to say i feel nice is an understatement.

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they are doing it with the oxford comma now as well. i understand that the oxford comma was not as popular as it is now, but surely people can understand that genuine, well-meaning, and creative people can also use an oxford comma to write their fucking sentences.

hate chatgpt for making people think em dashes are an indicator of using ai. i just fucking love em dashes man.

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can i come to the gaelic wedding

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if i was directing, i would add in more sprace themes where they walk off stage together or just use more subtle gestures. and id make the cane a bigger part.

Things I would do if I was directing Newsies!

Jack's penthouse decorated with drawings of Santa Fe and sketches of the other Newsies.

Davey and Les would be walking through the audience towards the stage as the Newsies are dancing during Carrying The Banner on their way to the circulation gate. Les would let go of Davey's hand sometimes and he would have to grab him. David helps Les onstage. They have small interactions with some of the Newsies. -Also more crowd around carrying the banner! I'm thinking like Consider Yourself and Who Will Buy from Oliver!

Maybe David and Les's mother is walking with them - setting them apart from the other Newsies, or perhaps later on when they are late because they had to help their mum with something, we see her briefly.

The Delaney brothers walking towards the circulation gate too - we see them together as brothers same as we see David and Les and Jack and Crutchie.

Katherine and Davey being noticeably different to the Newsies (Les too) and becoming more Newsie-like as the show goes on.

MORE NEWSGIRLS. Maybe they are around the theatre o - I imagine Medda looking out for them.

Les gives Crutchie the pencil - later we see Crutchie is writing his letter from the Refuge with it!

Some of the Scabs are boys who were there for the strike but they don't join in with seize the day. They kind of back away.

Katherine being part of seize the day, I don't even care. She's dancing with them.

Idk why but Elmer literally taking a bite out of the newspapers as they are grabbing them and tearing them all up and stuff. This is just funny to me.

Bill and Darcy are Katherine's friends - one of them takes the photo (Katherine is in the photo)

The Delancey's take Crutchie's strike banner that he has tied to his Crutch and throw it to the ground before they beat him up.

Crutchie isn't calling out to Romeo and Finch for help he's warning them to get away.

Not knowing if Crutchie is alive until he appears for Letter from the Refuge.

Jack picks up Crutchie's strike banner and he keeps hold of it for the rest of the show - tied round his wrist or like a bandanna round his neck.

Some Newsies are left injured/hurt on the ground when everything clears and as Jack is starting to sing Santa Fe - somehow we see that Davey and the other Newsies are helping each other and looking for Jack, finding each other as Jack is singing "Let me go far away, somewhere they won't never find me." Also back at the penthouse - Jack is taking his drawings of Santa Fe (drawn and painted on newspaper pages) and ripping them up and throwing them away.

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Idk what it says about me that i'm not even surprised anymore

Hi, on today's episode of I shouldn't be alive, i electrocuted myself, broke power to half the house for 5 minutes until dad fixed it and now I taste metal

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eat some salt or something. then kill whoever is writing your life story idk

Hi, on today's episode of I shouldn't be alive, i electrocuted myself, broke power to half the house for 5 minutes until dad fixed it and now I taste metal

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race, pretends to be dumber than he is and it makes everyone forget why hes the only manhattan newsie allowed in brooklyn (spot enjoys the entertainment of watching his "bestfriend" drive the other newsies insane)

NEWSIES HEADCANONS:

1. Mush is literally the CLINGIEST person EVER, like if he likes you, that's it,he is physically latched onto you whenever you're around.

2. When race goes to see spot in his lodging house (he has to climb to up to a window so nobody sees), he always calls spot a princess in a tower and it drives him INSAINE.

3. Skittery is the typa guy to just randomly start laughing and giggling hysterically out of nowhere, and everybody just kinda stares at him (he's a little insaine, but that's okay)

4. Davey was on the debate team when he was at school, but his speeches were always too long, and he got frustrated when he couldn't get his point across fast enough ao he quit (that happened to me)

5. After almost every race, Race goes down and tries to convince the owner to let him go pet the horses,they only said yes once and he won't let it go

6. In Brooklyn, if somebody is refusing to get out of bed in the morning spot will literally just pick them up and throw them off the docs into the water outside 😭

7. Davey and his dad have the most unbreakable bond ever.

8. Jack picks up on 'fancy' words davey uses and then uses them incorrectly when talking.

9. Crutchie is the WORST sleep talker ever. He just babbles in his sleep but doesn't say anything that makes sense

10. Blink has no filter at all. The first thing that comes into hisbdead is said out loud. Good or bad.

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Got the opposite, I'll look bright and smiley and talk in a tone that might make you think I'm on your side, but then I'll rip your argument to shreds using life lessons and vibes from hell and be like "okie! See ya later! 😊🥰✨️"

I have no poker face and it can be a problem because one time we did debates in English class and ours was about vaccines and the guy on the anti Vax side genuinely believed what he was saying

Our teacher recorded it then played it to the class because it was the best one

My face everytime he spoke was just-

Vaguely disgusted, mouthing what the fuck, rolling my eyes out of my head

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I can't vote in the poll cus I'm not a part of the community, but spam the fic. Spam it so hard people are running from the ferrets. Spam it so hard that Aizawa agrees to switch to tea and seeks therapy. Gimme all the chaos.

^how Aizawa holds Izuku after he goes viral again for quoting vines at a formal event that was live streamed (this has happened before and will happen again).

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it comes to race suddenly one day.

Race: oh im in love with Spot Conlon.

Race:

Race: Jack's going to kill me

Spot, realising he's in love with Race: Oh- oh no. Fuck- no why!?

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my new obsession everyone.

its foundfamilycore

Davey took organization and Race took morale lol

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dude that happens to me and my friend and her little siblings.

my fun fact is that i got a concussion a few years ago (some guy threw a cricket ball at my face at point blank range and it hit my temple), and as a result, i can deliberately cause my eyes to go in opposite ways, i can do contrarymotion, i have a lisp and stutter, but i can now pronounce words in other languages better than i can english (my first language).

@incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly

sorry you getting hit again since i aint got any other moots

tag game!

tag your moots and tell them something random about yourself

I'll start

when i was in fourth grade i adopted my friends and now i have like 6 children (idek how many there were a lot)

@modern-inheritance @emmidemi @deadskincellsonyourpillow @pogues4lifeee @weirdponytail @danhengswifefrfr11 @midnight-blues07 @conditioningint3stin3s @purple-dinosaur17 + open tags (anyone who wants to join!)

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the more i look back on the fandoms i used to follow the more i realise that the found family trope has always been the thing i look for.

rangers apprentice: Halt – father figure to Will (and also crowley is his hubby)

Batfam: bruce wayne – literally all the kids.

MHA: Dadzawa – izuku[its my personal favourite. i get it aint for everyone] (and hizashi is his hubby)

maybe what ive been looking for is some found family. maybe its what i need

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I just wanted to clarify, her parents don't care im pansexual, In fact her parents are two lesbians. The thing is I'm raging.

I'm chaotic and her four year old sister feeds off of it.

nothing like being a raging pansexual and secretly hanging out with your friends little sister because her parents think you, a raging pansexual, are a bad influence who shouldnt be around kid.

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nothing like being a raging pansexual and secretly hanging out with your friends little sister because her parents think you, a raging pansexual, are a bad influence who shouldnt be around kid.

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Vultures™: Reporter All Might spotted wearing t-shirt stating “I fucked her before she was a Bimbo”

Vultures™ a few days later: BREAKING NEWS: (Vigilante Izuku) has issued several death threats against All Might

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I am Iascus on ao3 and I have currently been haunting ur inbox w an unholy amount of comments

I’m on chapter 11 but I’m just here to haunt u on 2 diff platforms

just like izuku in the vents