whenthemarshmallowmettheslayer

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my fave writing reminder

honestly, this phrase has been on my mind more times than i can count. i've kidnapped it, taken it as a hostage with no ransom money because i need it to live permanently in my head.

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Jinshi: Am I ugly? Am I no longer pretty?

Maomao: *with big doe eyes* No babe you're so much hotter. Not despite of the scar but because of it

Jinshi: *crickets*

Wait is this flir—

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I love the dynamic I have created on my mind between ghost Anakin and his children because with Luke is like, wacky! fun! adventure with my ghost dad, yay! That's lowkey my ghostly protector and guide! We gossip a lot!

While with Leia is like, gothic horror style stuff or like, Anakin is their personal banshee because he respects Leia's wishes and wont approach her unless there's something BAD about to happen that he can not not show up to at the very least give a warning; like Leia will see a ghost awkwardly standing on the corner and she already knows is bad news that she can't ignore

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THIS

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Crying in the club over this once again @dustorange

“You want to know something?” Dick whispers, smiling even though his eyes are burning. “Can I tell you something?” Damian nods slowly. “I don’t remember you.” The boy stiffens.  “But I think you were mine,” Dick says. “You know that? You were mine.”

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kryptonite that gives you a breeding kink

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I will let tell authors that I yell about their fics on discord.

"should we tell authors on ao3 when we have discord conversations about their fics" i don't speak for everyone here but if y'all ever find a group chat discussing my fics you can should must and WILL send me screenshots of the whole damn thing. inflate my ego. gimme

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I’m sorry if this isn’t you, but there’s this “Percy goes back in time” series where there was a work that was from Luke’s pov where Luke wonders how much of a body count Percy’s teen angst really has, and I was wondering if it was yours and you deleted the work? I can’t find it anywhere on ao3 so I was just wanting to make sure it’s not a really detailed dream I had 😂😂

That was one of my fics. A few years back, I deleted more than one Percy Jackson fic because of the negative comments I was getting for my time travel series. (I still get them - had one person go into lengthy detail about how they wanted x character to die and watch her loved ones be killed - but I’m older now and more likely to block people who get on my nerves.) Remind me another time and I can try and see if I had a copy of it somewhere on my phone or google docs. I can’t promise I do have a copy but I can look. I just can’t go looking now because I’m about to head into town to run errands before work.

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Uhm excuse me miss but how dare u flirt with my captain in front of me 

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Mutuals I am sending you ONE (1) small toad to keep in your pocket.

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i 100% believe every single adaptation of superman should be judged for accuracy based on how well they understand just how completely unhinged lois lane is as a person. because if you think THE lois lane wouldn’t do [fill in the blank], you’re wrong. she absolutely would do that and she will not be apologizing for it. superman being in love with her only succeeded in making her more comfortable and willing to do insanely dangerous things than she already was. because yes, she will 100% launch her body off a skyscraper just to prove a point. and guess what, idiot? she was right, so it was completely worth it and she will be doing it again. i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, lois lane is absolutely bat-shit crazy. clark just happens to be really REALLY into her particular brand of crazy. like there is nothing lois won’t do with the right motivation. she is an absolute force of nature and that should scare the shit out of you.

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If you're in NYC and you haven't voted yet I'm gonna need you to go tomorrow and rank Zohran Mamdani #1. Tomorrow is the last day for early voting and then you won't get a chance again until Tuesday. It's extremely important that we elect Zohran.

His platform centers the following:

Affordable housing

Freezing the rent

Fast and free busses

Department of Community safety

No cost childcare

City owned grocery stores

Taxing corporations and the wealthy to pay for all of this

Here is a direct link to the platform with more details.

DO NOT RANK CUOMO.

Andrew Cuomo is a rapist. He's a Zionist who is literally on Netanyahu's defense team against the ICC. And his primary interest is upholding the status quo. He's backed by billionaires and landlords. NYC cannot afford a mayor like this.

If you are registered to vote in NYC I'm begging you to do so. We have a real chance here

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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you guys really seem to love Thrawn in casual clothes. So here is another piece!