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Casting a spell of 300 million beers!!

Casting spell of 1 million beers

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Pray not forget my sorcerer brethren that, Friendship is Magic™

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Who is this "piss girl" and why is everyone cheering her on?

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I think a wizard can be a princess sometimes.. I mean a tower is a tower

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The people in question are unfamiliar to me, and so they are not of much concern to me personally.

The hat, however, seems to be a massive gossip.

Last night I gained extensive knowledge of "Karen from Accounting's" affair with her "yoga instructor" (I assume this is some form of new fangled wizard type).

It is beginning to bother me, for I have not had a single nights good rest since this garrulous hat began its shenanigans! It won't be long before I begin to lay curses upon mine own hat!!

My wizard hat has recently begun to whisper secrets to me in the night

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Wizards do not have "enemies" and "allies" so much as they have "experimental group" and "control group"

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My wizard hat has recently begun to whisper secrets to me in the night

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Some experimenting for today's cooldown sketch, a wizard!

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My most powerful wizard spell: 34 crates of explosives

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I think I have a ghost infestation (also known as a haunting I believe)

I've been finding their droppings EVERYWHERE lately, it's making a real mess

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I'm w4w (wizard for wizard);)))

evil wizard is so hot

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Oh noooo, not all my beautiful shit!!! Curse you, curse wizard! I'll get you back someday!!

I must admit it's somewhat nice though, I haven't had this much room in my tower in years

So many things have become visible, which I had forgotten i even owned, like this beautiful doll containing the souls of 1000 orphans!

My wizard tower is getting somewhat cramped and disorganized as of late, I fear I have been acquiring far too many rad ancient mystical artefacts

Do you guys think rental units permit the storage of cursed objects?

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Reminds me of when I launched my first concoction boy into space back in college, what marvelous times those were!!

However, regrettably, I never figured out how to get him back down, so...

I guess we'll never know!

Hm... a question that just occurred to me. Given that I don't actually have to breathe, could I survive indefinitely in outer space? Or am I liquid enough that I would boil away due to the low pressure?

Unfortunately, I don't have any way of launching a copy of myself into space, so I guess I'll just have to keep wondering.

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You can actually only call it hubris if the gods/consequences ever catch you. Otherwise it's just sparkling genius.

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My wizard tower is getting somewhat cramped and disorganized as of late, I fear I have been acquiring far too many rad ancient mystical artefacts

Do you guys think rental units permit the storage of cursed objects?

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I think it's a mix, some things just come to you in the moment, some things you think about for a while beforehand, like Lightening Purple Shadow Daggers of Eternal Death is a classic, live for that shit

But sometimes it's nice just to name a spell 'John' or something

I have at least three spells called John, personally

Everyone else is so cool and edgy when they name their spells like "laser ray of impending doom" and shit. Meanwhile I'm just like "yeah I'm gonna cast a Stuart I think" like how do you come up with stuff like Lightning Purple Shadow Daggers of Eternal Death do you guys brainstorm the names before you figure out the spells or what is it

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You evil evil child, you surely must be a fool to think I am so easily manipulated! And I know tis was you who cursed mine pillow!!

You are thoroughly grounded, young man!!

I hath returned from mine short hiatus with a grand discovery!

After I received suggestions of using mine lightening powers upon a steel plate beneath mine pot of pasta (instead of administering it to the aluminium pot directly) I decided to humble myself and attempt this, and reached unfathomable results. When I used mine electrical powers on the metal, it did indeed get warmer!! No fire powers needed!!!

Take that fire wielding losers!

It seems there is some sort of mystical relation between steel and electricity... If only I knew more of these properties...

I shall return when I have reached further conclusions!