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I don’t post on here much, but I had a school project recently (going for my Graphic Design Diploma rn woo!) and decided to throw this together!

Anyway, here’s 🥁

EPIC: The Musical: The Unofficial Tracklist of all Nine Sagas

It’s a spinnable volvelle chart designed to emulate a vinyl record. Spinning the “record” reveals a new song to play!

All 40 songs are listed in order and can be used as a spoiler-free guide for both fans and newcomers alike. Each saga has it’s own themed illustration.

I had an absolute blast making this last week and wanted to share! EPIC has been such a joy to experience and the fandom is so inspiring. Thanks bunches guys! 💙

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Found family not found

My found family……. Damnit. *dramatically hits desk*

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I am sitting in bed next to my whole ass bookshelves. Is AO3 being down still a crisis? Absolutely. I have a Problem(TM)

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… okay it’s no longer finals week but still c’mon 😅

(again no rush I appreciate everything @ao3org staff does take your time just gah)

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@ao3org it’s finals week don’t do this to me -

(no pressure though I appreciate everything you guys do take your time just gah)

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Hear me out …

First off, I completely understand the Maddie hate. Objectively, her betrayal of Caitlyn and Piltover in general was completely fucked up.

Subjectively? She could fuck me up.

“I did appreciate your warmth” that is a LINE can you please speak more of them to me 😅

I felt distantly bad for her beforehand - being the rebound is never fun and Maddie seemed genuinely sweet, especially in S2E4. But a Noxian spy? I instantly want to know more about her. When did this happen? Was she a plant the whole time, or bought out? Under what circumstances? Was she always so cold hearted? I just need the backstory.

Yes I’m aware I’m the problem. I should probably avoid Tumblr after posting this actually …

Anyway to close this out I feel like I’m the only person who genuinely went “no, wait!” when she died XD like yeah she absolutely deserved it but c’mon pretty sadist come back

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Charlie aside - how are the other hotel residents going to react to Vaggie’s past as an exterminator?

I hope that they spend at least some time addressing this.

After all, while Vaggie’s closest relationship is obviously Charlie, she’s at least amiable with most everyone else. Will her past change this? Has she killed any demons they knew? What if she’s lied about other things?

I can’t imagine everyone’s just going to brush off the revelation of an ex-exterminator in their midst, is all.

And who will be left for Vaggie to turn to, if not a single one of them reacts well?

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1. Charlie is distraught and scared for Angel. She’ll likely become increasingly determined to free him from Valentino as the season progresses.

2. Alastor is feuding with Vox. He would love to screw Vox over and potentially reap untold power benefits as an overlord.

3. Valentino is obsessed with Angel. He loses it at any hint of losing control over “his favourite toy”.

4. Vox is functionally in charge of Valentino’s meltdowns. Destabilizing Valentino threatens to destabilize all the Vees, especially Vox.

5. The Vees expressed concern in S1E2 about Alastor making a deal with Charlie in her capacity as Lucifer’s daughter.

6. Alastor has canonically attempted to ensnare Charlie in a soul-binding deal before in S1E0. This is possible despite Charlie’s hellborn status.

All that in mind …

What would Princess Charlie Morningstar, heir to the throne of Hell, be willing to trade away to The Radio Demon for Angel’s safety?

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Anyone else getting Beldam (Coraline, 2009) vibes from Alastor (Hazbin Hotel, 2024)?

• demon form w/t animal characteristics

• consumes souls for power (overtly cannibalistic or otherwise)

• charming surface veneer to gain trust

• gains ownership of souls via deals

• plays sadistic games for entertainment

• strong reality manipulation/creation

• multiple minions under their control

• LOOK AT THEM! all grin and neck XD

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Alastor and Lillith have both been absent to some capacity from Hell for seven years.

Both of them, exactly seven years.

I am dying to know if this is connected somehow or if I’m delusional.

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Spike blasting Chappell Roan’s “Casual” alone in his DeSoto (circa early season 6).