How is it that when you're drunk or high you can eat everything and anything? Ughhh I'm just trying to get my beach body on, then I get drunk and nom nom nom...
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Last nights dinner - BBQ tofu with rice ad veggies.
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...so I want to get healthier and tumblr is the only place I can think of that I can post my food and workouts without being obnoxious. Should I just post on here or make a new tumblr? Like or comment if you strongly feel a certain way about having obnoxious "I'm healthy now" posts on your newsfeed. I will prob just make another page because I'm sickening myself as it is.
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So Aisha Tyler is narrating Hawaii 5-0. I'm freaking out and trying to restrain from yelling "LANA" every 10 seconds.
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Holy shit. Alexander Gould, the actor who plays Shane Botwin on Weeds, was NEMO. Mind blown.
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Wish I could have the legs of a man but still be a woman - they always have the skinniest of legs :(
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WHY is it that all tv detective series have an underlying conspiracy that had to do with a family member who was blue collar (a cop) and randomly murdered. I watch for the cases of murder, not for the stupid conspiracy. For fucks sake.
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DMV: what should we put for eye color on your drivers license?
Person: they change color with my mood XD
DMV: listen here u little bitch
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... For nothing now can come of any good.
Four weddings and a funeral
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ABC7 News
YOUNG HERO: A 14-year-old Bay Area boy risked his life to enter a burning apartment to save the life of his neighbor, who is disabled. Latrell McCockran then ran back in a second time to also save the man’s dog.
Who would've guessed. An African American boy can be a hero. Take notice, Ferguson Police. Hollaa.
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Spending my Saturday night watching Bridget Jones's Diary for the first time and drinking a shit ton of wine.
So there's that.
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Jack Black is the perfect father to Adam Demamp.
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I love Leroy and Nia.
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I love Bradley Cooper.
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That's great that some people can pin point the person that broke their heart. I feel like my family was the "people" that broke my heart before I was able to feel it for someone else. Maybe I'm just dramatic. Maybe I've never been in love and am just blaming it on my fam.
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Is there an app to find friends within your city? Like online dating, but purely platonic.
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