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Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.

It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.

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I lied, put your clothes back on. We're going to talk about how the whole six of crows cast was absolutely perfect and Wylan van eck being played by Jack Wolfe was going to heal the world if it weren't for Netflix being such a scared bitch.

HOW CAN YOU FUMBLE THIS ANGEL

THAT LIL SMILE OHMYGGAWD

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things ive noticed while reading the SoC duology for the third time

kaz is a yapper. you give him a chance to do a quick monologue and he will fucking take it

kaz also has photographic memory

matthias is a relatively good liar

so is wylan actually

in SoC kaz and wylan make a bet; kaz owes wylan money. in CK kaz gives wylan money, and then later wylan and jesper use (probably) that money to get outfits to meet jespers dad.

kaz really wanted to believe wylan’s dad might actually care about him

kaz “pull his shirt over his head and then punch till you see blood” and then attempting that when him and jesper fight

wylan is really violent and everyone in the fandom just thinks hes sweet and soft

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Six of crows but dnd (part 2)

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Jes: can i flirt with wylan?

DM: sure, charisma check

Jes: uhhhhh four

DM: you call his face stupid

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Kaz: Jes, you need to give a presentation on zemeni oil futures

DM: How much do you know about oil? Jes: Intellect check says... literally nothing

DM: so how are you going to do this? Jes: charisma, nat 20

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Jes (looking at wylan's character sheet): why do you have plUS SIX ON DECEPTION

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Wylan: oh uh i need a distraction, ummmm I SING THE FJERDAN NATIONAL ANTHEM

Jes: what

DM: performance check?

Wylan: nat 20

Jes: wait no

DM: the guards are distracted and Jes is saved

Jes: HOW?

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low effort best served cold textposts inspired by mutual @/mustardd

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Kaz: Are you free tomorrow?

Wylan: That entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me

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Van ech: yay my son is probably suffering

Wylan having the time of his life: IM IN A FUCKING TANK

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bring back jesper’s absolutely wild fashion sense. obviously all the fanart is lovely but i want to see this man wearing the most hideous combination of colors and patterns. give him a bright red shirt, yellow and green striped vest, purple pants and a dark blue coat with silver stitching

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jesper's zemeni oil futures presentation:

(the merchants council files in to see some random guy who looks way too young to be doing this and suspiciously like Kaz's right hand man holding a folded up pointer.)

Jes: (unfolding pointer stick while talking) Welcome to my presentation on (points to words on screen behind as he talks) Zemeni. Oil. Futures.

Jes: (next slide is just a picture of oil) Oil. You love it. You hate it. You need it to work those weird things that are like horses but not. So, where does one acquire oil?

Jes: (next slide is a map with like fifty arrows pointing to novyi zem) NOVYI ZEM. We have loads of the stuff. It comes from...

Jes: (to wylan who is standing beside him doing the slides) wylan where does oil come from???????

Wylan: the ground it's from fos-

Jes: THE GROUND! and novyi zem has loads of ground.

Wylan: Jes, no, it-

Jes: which is why there's oil there.

Radmakker: (to another councilman) what is he on?

other councilman: life? oil fumes? jurda?

Jes: Soooooooooo, if you invest in oil from novyi zem, you will be rich in the future. Raise your hand if you want to invest! (Everyone except radmakker raises their hands)

Jes: I will be taking names, expect me to contact you about a meeting soon where we can discuss-

Wylan: Jes, this is a diversion. Not an actual business oppurtunity

Jes: but the oil futures

Wylan:

Jes:

Wylan: no.

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yes yes Kaz took his shirt off Inej blushed, whatever but I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Kaz washed himself as soon as he could after coming out of a potential plague site, even if he knows it’s fake.

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Does Peter usually cook for himself or eat out? What about Sandra? After they moved in together, does one of them cook or do they both eat out? Also, what foods do they like? (Sorry I’m asking so many questions!)

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Don't ever apologize omg I love this question so much. I think the topic came up during BexValentine's stream this weekend also... coincidence!

I love the idea that neither of them can cook to save their lives for no other reason than that it's incredibly funny... Although realistically Sandra would probably make for a decent cook, if not just because she would have probably cooked for herself and her mother after her mother became sick.

Peter is probably the "eating loose sandwich ingredients while standing in front of the fridge" / "eating cold beans out of the can" one... if he's not getting takeout that is. I mean, I'm sure he can make scrambled eggs or fry a pork chop, but he's never had a parental figure to teach him to cook proper meals and he works late... So I don't see him as much of a chef, personally.

(I do like to think that he has that one dish that he learned from a friend and can make very well, and in my head it's 100% Beef Stroganoff. What can I say, the boy likes cream.)

I imagine Sandra isn't much of a foodie and forgets to eat when she's distracted or busy. Lots of 'girl dinners' consisting of fruits, canned fish and olives. When she does eat I imagine she has a pretty refined taste though... things like grilled salmon and risotto.

Once they move in together Sandra probably would take it upon herself to cook sometimes and ensure Peter eats A Vegetable from time to time... but I also think it's cute to imagine Peter trying his hardest to make Sandra something edible because she just doesn't really eat if he doesn't.

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"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i asked moritz stiefel and Oh! oh my god he fucking shot himself what the hell

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here me out: six of crows as a dnd campaign.

DM: Jes, roll for insight please

Jesper: Nat 1

DM: Yup that's definitely Wylan

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Nina: NAT 20

DM: HOW??? THATS THREE IN A ROW

Nina: FUCK YEAH I MIND CONTROL THEM ALL

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Kaz: can i kiss her? on the neck?

DM: sure, constitution saving throw.

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Matthias: I hate her

Nina: I ROLL TO BEGUILE HIM WITH MY GRISHA CHARMS

Matthias: what modifiers do you have to get THIRTY???

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It’s nearly pride month, you know what that means it’s time for y’all yearly reminder;

THIS IS NOT A SAFE PLACE FOR TRANSPHOBES,

ASEXUAL/AROMANTIC EXCLUSIONISTS,

AROMANTIC/ASEXUAL PHOBES,

HOMOPHOBES, BIPHOBES, PANPHOBES AND THOSE PEOPLE WHO SAY “invalid label” TO ANYONE IN THE QUEER COMMUNITY

(apart from those who use the “it’s a label” to push sick ideas like being attracted to children)

And finally anyone who supports, voted for, or likes trump and the surrounding policies.

Go fuck yourselves ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙🖤🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤍

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Best friend who has no idea how they met and best friend who remembers all the details down to the exact day and the conversations they had

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all your incorrect opinions on West End's Next to Normal is your own undoing, i fear.

you think the mic placements are too revealing and tacky that it breaks you out of immersion? skill issue. it's not theatre's fault for being underfunded that they don't have the latest technology to get clear microphone packs with the best sound that doesn't get in the way of clothing and hair.

you think jamie parker sounds like kermit? skill issue. you just don't listen to enough diverse and nasal singing voices so you immediately think it's bad. pretty voices and good voices are mutually exclusive, love. and he was good. as a singer myself, he was outstanding.

you think the new direction and interpretation was overdramatic and didn't understand the original's dark and sardonic comedy? skill issue. you just don't understand that the milieu always influences artists and artworks so of course the 2020s' sensitivity to discussions and portrayals of mental health will be vastly different to the 2010's stigmatized perception of mental illnesses.

you think them making gabe a full-on ghost simplifies him and takes away his layers? skill issue. jack wolfe's gabe was never portrayed as just a ghost: in fact he admits himself that the base/foundation of his performance was that gabe is a narrative device but that he wanted him to feel real. (duh, because diana wants him to be real.) and why they made the choice of Gabe touching Natalie's hand is obviously because grief has wafted so much inside the Goodman house that it has now permanently affected Natalie, now that she's seen first-hand her mother attempt suicide and her father break down and fully accept grief.