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MILF in training.
Please hold 馃拫
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Your daily dose of cat memes
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hey girl, um, we were playing d&d with your boyfriend and um. yeah she has new pronouns now. yeah no she's doing great, yeah, yeah no she made a girl character as a joke and well the rest is history. or herstory, heh. anyway yeah uh guess she's your girlfriend now
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Ur being epic today keep it up
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Did you guys know this exists?!?!?!
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Whelp it DOES and there's ONLY FOUR OF THEM!!!
Mcdonald's calm down you're too drippy.
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Your "package" "came" in the "male" You say?
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Does the internet want this edit? I made it :D
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What I see if I focus on creating visual colours during a quite strong anxiety attack:
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Why is it like this you ask?
I love the colour green but it tends to just be my colour for being unsettled. Yellow used to be a very strange colour for me but recently it has become a colour of love, as it's my partner's favourite colour, so I see/think of yellow for them. Blue is very peaceful. Water and all that jazz. For me, blue signifies warmth and safety. Particularly darker blues. All of the colours are muted as they are on a black background. They appeared most prominent in these areas, although not necessarily all at the same time, unlike the images in my notes.
I had a song playing at the time - mind flowers by ultimate spinach - which mentions the word pretty a lot. Pink is the pretty. Red is a colour I don't enjoy, of relate to a whole lot, but at this point I was getting frustrated with not having access to my own body, which is possibly where that came from.
Orange is a colour I forget exists and so doesn't show up very often in my life. I usually associate it with a friend who has an orange coat.
Not sure why purple isn't seen, probably because the gaps were filled in with black, preventing any darker purple from being used.
Did any of this make sense? Probably not.
But goodbye anyway.
Have a good day, hopefully without mental anguish :)
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is it really a flight of stairs if i haven't fallen down it
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WAKE UP, Y'ALL, LYFT FUCKING SNAPPED.
NPR's article here.
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reblog this to give whoever u rb'd this from a lil smiley face sticker on their cheek
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'Fucking weep bitch'
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Avatar was part of my sexual awakening...
I was a furry at some point
Oh lord
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amazing
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Nice
Good news for you, this August 23rd.
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Just realised that during my degree I'll be doing fucking quantum mechanics.
I've already done some.
What is this feeling? Power? Or a fear of myself?
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@ all trans people about to attend online school:
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This will visually remove your deadname from any webpage. Obviously switch it off if your parents wanna check up on your work, but yee here's the link fam!!!! BOOST THIS!!! SEND THIS TO ANY TRANS PERSON YOU KNOW WHO WILL NEED THIS
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