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Hetalia be like: draw a circle that's how fucking straight we are

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Sherlock and John are eating dinner together. John has a toothache, so he's chewing on the left side rather than the right. Sherlock is trying to figure out what's different about John.

Sherlock:

Sherlock: John, are you all right?

John: Yes of course Sherlock. Why?

Sherlock:

Sherlock: Nothing.

Sherlock continues to stare at him, confused, throughout dinner.

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I don't know what happened in my dream.

I woke up, and my only thought was

Get up. Run. They’re coming for you.

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I feel like if Tumblr and Ao3 are a couple, then Spotify is Tumblr's best friend that Ao3 hates.

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WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THIS OMFG

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hc that Sherlock hates video games

"Eat the mushroom!"

"Why?"

"It makes you stronger."

"How?"

"...Magic?"

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I wish my otp was canon

OH MY GOSH WAIT IT CAN BE I'M THE AUTHOR 🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉

*Starts to write but slowly realizes that I don't have the skill to write them how I want them to be*

*flops onto the ground*

*muffled* I wish my otp was canon

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Me, a writer, at a social interaction: I'd rather be writing

Me writing: Even that was better than this

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Avox 1:

Avox 2:

Avox 1:

Avox 2:

Avox 1:

Avox 2:

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Stalking my boyfriend!

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So my family is gonna go visit Florida and I'm a Hetalian...

Please tell me someone knows how much fun I'm going to have

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If anne hath a will, anne hathaway.

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never forget the moment in Axis Powers when France stood there for a full ten seconds like "Ah hon hon hon hon hon"

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Master has given Dobby a Glock!

*shoots Lucius in the head*

Dobby is FREEE!

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No one:

Gollum: Give it to us raw, and wWwWwRrRrRiggling.

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Me: I'm running a marathon tonight.

Friend: Oh that's so cool!

The marathon:

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Guys.