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never forget the moment in Axis Powers when France stood there for a full ten seconds like "Ah hon hon hon hon hon"

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Master has given Dobby a Glock!

*shoots Lucius in the head*

Dobby is FREEE!

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No one:

Gollum: Give it to us raw, and wWwWwRrRrRiggling.

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Me: I'm running a marathon tonight.

Friend: Oh that's so cool!

The marathon:

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Guys.

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Face reveal:

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They're making a Tetris movie but where is our Silmarillion movie?!

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"I made a pwomithe, Mister Frodo. A pwomithe.

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*swallows gay person*

*whispering* taste the rainbow.

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Binge watching LOTR.

Again.

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Edward: You smell tasty

Bella: I fucking love you

Edward: Wait what no

Bella: It's ok if you eat me so long as I can be with you

Edward:

Bella:

Edward:

Bella: Was it something I said

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Y'all Gimli hitting the Ring hurt his scar

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Dude.

What ARE cats?

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They always told me nothing was impossible.

They were wrong.

I do nothing every day.

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My teacher: You're a waste of space

Me who's obviously smarter because I live on Earth not in space:

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People: "You can't hear a picture."

The picture:

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FOR ALL MY STUDIO GHIBLI FANS ROBERT PATTINSON IS THE HERON IN "THE BOY AND THE HERON"!!!

I need to rewatch it NOW