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When watching football I either root for whoever has possession in the moment or whichever color I like best.

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You wanna know who I’m secretly terrified of? The old lady that swallowed a fly. Did you know there is a whole series where she keeps swallowing things!? This was not a one time event. No she is a gluttonous monster who never stops swallowing everything in sight. She swallowed an entire horse! She swallows waves from the sea! All on purpose. Kirby’s grandmother who CANNOT be stopped!

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Darcy didn’t tell Bingley to leave Jane because he thought she would turn him down. He knew she would say yes if Bingley proposed. He just thought she was doing it because of her mom. He didn’t just want to save his friend from a broken heart. He wanted to save him from a one sided marriage that Bingley would regret and eventually turn him into a shell of his former self. Can you imagine how sad that would be to his this extremely outgoing optimistic person slowly fade away from a loveless marriage?

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I’ve thought long and hard but my three wishes are:

1. An unlimited credit card that I never have to pay off. (Now I can buy a house and travel)

2. Ability to shapeshift (not only can I turn into any cool animal I can also lose weight at will)

3. Cure depression for everyone

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My most common dream is probably the dessert buffet.

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One time I was flying somewhere and we have landed and it’s a crush to get off. I told my husband beforehand we should get up and grab our stuff ASAP so we aren’t waiting forever and we can get off quicker. One lady asks me if we are rushing because we have a connecting flight and I say no then it hits me. There is such a thing as plane etiquette. I don’t fly really so I never knew. The polite thing to do is to wait your turn. It’s not a race. I felt so embarrassed. I just had never even considered it before. Plane etiquette is a thing!

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Don’t normally join in on fights between generations (like millennial vs boomer) but this younger generations never got a pep talk about shaping up or else they’ll live in a VAN down by the RIVER. And it shows.

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Hate those thoughts that live in my head but aren’t rent free. They never seem to pay up.🥲

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One of my secrets is that I genuinely don’t believe I’m beautiful. Sure my soul is beautiful and certain parts of me are really pretty but as a whole my body isn’t. The other side of this tho is that I have way too many other things to do and worry about that for the most part I don’t care. There is a part that does care but I mostly ignore it.

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My husband and I promised to do the dishes once the baby woke up and now we are being as absolutely quiet as possible. We are so afraid of waking him just so we don’t have to clean.

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In Pride and Prejudice a new musical in Lady Catherine’s song I never understood why that had Darcy laugh at a joke that wasn’t even funny. But I think it’s so the audience isn’t laughing so we can clearly hear him laugh.

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Finally saw Batman vs Superman and like my only issue is that Superman kept telling Lois he loved her and she never once said it back! Like I’m pretty sure she does but since she never said it it feels like she only loves the idea of him. This perfect guy who keeps saving your life. Of course you love him too. But is it Superman or Clark?

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Why people gotta hate so loud

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I send multiple texts at a time for many reasons. Start a new paragraph, commenting on a different part of your text, edits to have it make sense, I forgot something. And I have never felt bad. At least it’s not 8 different voicemails.

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Pro tip: marry someone who is about your height cause then you never have to adjust the drivers seat.

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For the marauders map to be so good at reflecting the creator’s personalities I feel like it’s gotta be a horcrux.

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My husband, who normally wears shorts and at-shirt, wore jeans and this plaid over shirt with the sleeves rolled up and DANG he looked So FINE!