#parent life

[thatmemeguy89]

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[vinetae]

Classified Nights ➵ JJK

"𝒮𝑒𝓍 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝓈𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓅 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓁𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝑜𝒻𝒻.."

Genre: smut, fluff, established relationship, dad!Jungkook, Mom!Reader

Warnings: foul language, cursing, exhibitionism? (Not really because their son is asleep), heavy makeouts, teasing, vaginal sex, cowgirl, vaginal penetration (they're married, chill), Dom!Jungkook, bratty sub!Reader

A/n: this was an idea I got some time ago, courtesy of Jungkook's karaoke live while he's laying down with Bam.

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“Tell me what you want.” His chocolate eyes pleaded, but nothing escaped his breath. His lips flatten to a straight line, quivering outwards to give you some sort of hint to what he’d been playing at. 

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[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

The toddler unexpectedly went to bed at a reasonable time

I have 2hrs of unscheduled responsibility free time

[mysticraven20]

You know you’re old when you argue with your child about the sound of the doorbell. It’s *ding dong* not *ding ding dong* (in the sound of The Ring!!)

[gender-sexuality-happiness-rage]

PROPS TO David Candela for this amazing graphic he created!

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Reasons parents choose to circumcise their sons and why they're incorrect:

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1. "Its cleaner." - Actually no, its not. The foreskin is fused to the glans until puberty leaving nothing to clean whatsoever until 10-12 years old.

 When it does detach around that time, you wash it like the rest of your body.

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 2. "It reduces the risk of uti's." - The risk reduction is LESS than 1%. Not significant enough to amputate healthy functioning tissue.

Not to mention, that reduction only applies to infancy. 

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Not adulthood. As adults, intact and circumcised males have the same risk of developing urinary tract infections. *Allowing a circumcised bleeding penis to heal in a diaper full of urine and feces increases risk of infection. 

https://www.duluthnewstribune.com/news/protest-against-male-circumcision-hits-duluth

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3. "It reduces the risk of penile cancer." -Aside from the fact that the American Cancer Society has already spoken out about that not being true, let's pretend for a minute that it is.

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 The foreskin makes absolutely no difference.

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https://www.amazon.com/What-Your-Doctor-About-Circumcision/dp/0446678805

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4. "It reduces the risk of STDs and HIV" - The only thing that prevents STDs are CONDOMS. 

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Not circumcision. 

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In actuality, the foreskin has been shown to have cells that act as part of the immune system in protecting against STDs. 

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5. "His penis should match his dad's." - Ew. No it shouldn't. Your son will never notice a difference in his and his dad's penis unless your family is keen on whipping it out at thanksgiving and comparing.

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 6. "Circumcised penises just look better." - All penises look the same when erect, intact or not. 

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Aside from the fact that the glans on a circumcised male is keratinized and "dried out" therefore looking smaller than it really should.

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Not to mention pushing your sexual preferences on your son's body is pedophilia. 

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Now let's look at the facts: A baby boy dies every 2 days as a direct result of a non medically necessary circumcision.

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Thousands of men will suffer long term complications including meatitis, erectile dysfunction, painful erections, diminished sexual pleasure, rough jack-hammering sex on their partners to achieve orgasm and more

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.Over 250,000 men in the US are currently restoring their foreskin and wish they had been left intact from birth. 

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Countless men as adults have sued their parents and practitioners for performing their circumcision without their consent as babies.The lack of foreskin will affect every circumcised male and their partner's intimate life.

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 The glans is supposed to be moist and covered, not dried out and keratinized.Still think it's a good idea? 

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If anyone has any questions and would like more information, feel free to message me.

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This post is not meant to shame circumcised males or parents that made the decision to do so. 

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It is meant to raise awareness & inform others of the risks. You can regret making the decision and share what you have learned so the cycle stops.

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Most women and men are screaming women’s right but yet cutting off their little boys body parts, where are their rights? 

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Who will stand up for them?

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As a mother of amab / aiab , and for all little amab, I will be their voice!

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[spookysalem13]

I had a dream last night 🌙 that I had a baby. That chaos was going on around me but I never stopped my loving gaze towards my baby who was holding my finger in their hand. That my cat Taffy came up to greet the baby & brush her cheek up against theirs, just like she does with me. To Taffy this is her way of showing affection. It's like kisses to her. 🥰

Then my baby turned into a toddler, they told me they really liked dinosaurs 🦕. And I told them it didn't matter who the companies made the toys for. If it was for boys or girls. All that mattered was that they enjoyed it. I played dinosaurs with my toddler in my dream as Taffy was always near, keeping a close eye to make sure they were alright.

Then I woke up. It was the sweetest dream. Yet, a hard one to bare. There's a high chance I may never be able to have children. Even adoption isn't an option unless I'm married, due to my specific health conditions. Not to mention this country has monetized adoption which is disgusting. So it makes it so expensive.

My dream in life since I was young child, whenever anyone asked me. Was always to be a Mamma. To raise children of my own. I used to say I didn't even care if I had to do it on my own. I was always so determined that I was going to be a mother one day.

The day doctors explained to me what the combination of having kids and my health conditions would do to me. My heart broke 💔 instantaneously. Though I never gave up hope that my health would one day improve enough to make it easier to handle.

I was told if I wanted to risk it, I needed to do so by the age of 25. Well I'm 25 now. And my health has been worse than ever before. But I'm still not giving up hope. I will never give up hope that somehow, some way, I will be able to have a child to love and raise and cherish.

I appreciate the moments I had in my dream last night. It made me really happy. I will keep trying to improve my health, I will hope with everything I have as I get older with my specific conditions that they won't hinder my ability to have a child safely for both of us. It's always been my dream and I will forever hold onto it. Despite the odds.

[ineedfairypee]

It's a delicate operation

[curvymommy70]

[killiansattic]

[mysticraven20]

No one understands the joy of a lock setting on a washing machine more than a parent whose toddler wants to “help” with the washing!

[underpantsandoverbites]

Happy weekend, humans. I hope you have fun plans (or no plans at all) depending on your preference ☀️

[kadenrambles]

Me digging out my USB drive from the mountains of boxes I have just so I can plug it into my PS4 and screengrab this shot:

Why this shot you may ask?

Two kitties are smooching and my 8yr old daughter loved the cat designs in this game and I want to show her :)

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