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anybody else . can anyone hear me

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Posing and muscle practice with Jaybird 💖

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Thought about a no capes: Streamer Tim AU so here are some highlights of Tim’s streams.

Tim, playing Sims4: okay and then-

Jason, coming in without knocking: hey Timbo-

Tim: Streaming.

Jason:

Tim:

Jason:

Jason: add another bookshelf on that wall to fill in the space

Dick, sitting in the back of Tim’s stream as Tim plays Minecraft: what if we’re all in a video game..

Tim, turning away: okay man, you gotta get out, I am NOT having an existential crisis right now.

Damian, walking in on Tim killing one of his sims because ‘he was annoying and high maintenance’:

Tim:

Damian:

Tim: you didn’t knock..

Damian:

Damian: father would be disappointed.

Alfred commonly drops off food in Tim’s room when he’s streaming too long, he’s the only one that’s supposed to come in without knocking but knocks anyway

One time Tim drank 10 energy drinks during a late night stream, Alfred realized when he came in to drop off a late night snack that Tim overdosed and they rushed him to the hospital. Tim refused to stop streaming the whole time so his hospital visit can still be found on twitch.

Tim occasionally does streams with his brothers and streams teaching Bruce how to play games

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They’re not allowed to get interviewed anymore

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I don’t wanna talk to you or your absurd amount of pilots, just let me drink my pickle juice

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Sometimes this app makes me feel like I’m screaming into the void

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Kay well I started it impulsively and I need feedback

Unnamed WIP

The league sat at the round table, the current active members watching as Batman went through what seemed like yet another presentation. One had to wonder where the hell he was getting them from, they were awfully detailed and usually meant to aid in his lecturing. Hal, having checked himself out of the meeting twenty minutes ago, constructed a small yo-yo that he rolled about in the air next to him. Barry and Clark both found themselves watching the yo-yo. Although Clark at the very least, pretended to pay attention to the man at the head of the table.

Batman, watching the three as they did just about everything but paying attention to him, rolled his eyes. Only to remember that they couldn’t see him do as such under the cowl. Fighting the urge to run a hand through his undoubtedly greasy hair he cleared his throat. Opting to capture their attention instead. Folding his arms and shifting his stars he narrowed his eyes at the three men. They could play with Hal’s damn ring after the meeting. It wasn’t like it’s go anywhere. Unlike Bruce who was ready to book it to the zeta tubes as soon as this meeting was to end.

“I didn’t realize that mission debriefs were that unimportant gentleman.”

Barry was the first to react, stiffening as he snapped his neck over in Bruce’s direction. Leaving the bat to wonder briefly if it pained the speedster to move that quickly unprovoked. Clark was second, he couldn’t help the sheepish grin he gave the bat when he got caught. He knew the importance of their mission debriefings, but that didn’t make Bruce’s portions any less mind numbing. Hal, being the usual nuisance that he was, found that messing with Bruce was just a little more fun than actually listening.

“Sorry spooky. It’s just that you're not very good at keeping it short and sweet.”

Bruce fights the desire to roll his eyes, he could keep things short and sweet. But he chose not to, he preferred to make sure all the important details were in place as they should be. God forbid he left something out and one of these idiots decided that specific part was the most important thing ever to the current debrief case file.

So what’re we thinking so far? Ass or nah

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I don’t have a name for this but it’s based off this post, another really short Percy x reader oneshot

“Hey, uh, you dropped this?” Percy piped up, holding a small sea shell out to the pretty boy in front of him

“Uh.. I don’t think so?” The boy replied, checking his pockets, “I don’t carry sea shells.”

“Well, take it then?” Percy held a small smile as the boy took the shell, damn he was cute, “any plans tonight?” He grinned

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Sailor and the sea

Percy Jackson x reader

Idk, I just kinda thought of it? I don’t think there will be any warnings. It’s a short one shot/prompt that people can add onto if they wanna

Percy liked hiding underwater, popping up to scare campers on boats. Well, not exactly people, you. He liked popping up to scare you on your boat.

Right now, you and Percy were out on the water past dark, you were on your boat and Percy was hiding under water. He popped up to scare you, making you squeal before he climbed onto the kayak.

You sat, watching the stars, not saying much, until Percy spoke up.

“(y/n)?” He broke the silence, his eyes moving from the stars to you, or were they always on you? “I need you to love me like a sailor loves the sea.”

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Why do I have boobs? It’s gonna mess up my cosplays

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Would tumblr like to be fed with my meme?

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I love tumblr sometimes, I got these right next to each other

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me too jaybin. me too

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I can’t put every one but I’ll do another poll between the two winners later

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you're welcome! - proshipper

I have multiple posts saying proshippers dni, do you lack basic reading comprehension?