#incorrect-oppenheimer

[un-ionizetheradlab]

Oppenheimer: "Alright, Ernest, I've decided to focus on physics and give up politics. No more labor organizing."

*Ernest Lawrence's credit card declines*

Oppenheimer: *un-ionizes your rad lab*

[awkward-finger-guns]

ppl saying oppenheimer is military propaganda literally missed the point of the movie or maybe just didnt watch the same movie i did idk

ppl saying barbie is anti men literally missed the point of the entire movie (and are also literally just factually wrong??!?!?) or maybe just didnt watch the same movie i did idk

[grishaverse-said]

The Crows at Barbenheimer

Kaz: Fine, fine, we can get tickets to both. For the record though, I only want to see Oppenheimer. 

Inej: Don’t lie to our faces. You bought a pink hat for this.

Wylan: Do you think they’ll let me take my bomb kit inside the theater? 

Jesper, in a dress and stilettos: Darling, it’s a cruel world.

Matthias: Guys… am I a Ken?

Nina, matching with Jesper: Saints, do you even have to ask?

[emtheoddball]

Wesper date idea except it’s just Wylan wanting to see Oppenheimer and Jesper wanting to see Barbie so they go see both

[mazelicious]

What movies will the BAU be seeing?

Hotch: Oppenheimer but he's seeing Barbie against his will.

Rossi: Oppenheimer but he secretly wants to see both.

Penelope: Barbie

Luke: Barbie

Derek: Barbie

Tara: Oppenheimer then Barbie

Reid: Is only reading the movie scripts

Alex: Barbie then Oppenheimer

Emily: Oppenheimer then Barbie

JJ: She is going to watch Barbie but she will be sneaking into Oppenheimer for the Florence Pugh scene. Elle is in on it.

Elle: Barbie

Gideon: Does not believe in movies.

[comingupforblair]

Enid, wearing a pink Barbie cowgirl outfit: Willa and I are going to the movies. We’ll be back later

Yoko: You really think she’ll go out with you dressed like that?

Wednesday, wearing a pink version of her usual dress: Ready to go, darling?

Yoko:

Yoko: How did you…?

Wednesday: How did I get Enid to dress up for Barbie? Simple. I agreed that we’d see Oppenheimer afterwards.

Enid: And this weekend, we’re going to do a marathon of Willa’s Barbie movies and my Nolan movies.

Yoko: My head is spinning

Thing, passing her a glass of blood on the rocks: That was my response too. My only advice is don’t try to think too hard about it

[creaman]

Oppenheim her? I hardly even know her.

[giveemhales]

My opinion on who in the Batfam prefers Barbie and who prefers Oppenheimer

This is a stupid post and weeks late but I do what I want.

Jason: Barbie. Ken is the level of dramatic he aspires to be

Dick: Barbie. He immediately orders an “I Am Kenough” shirt after the movie

Tim: Oppenheimer (but whenever anyone in Young Justice upsets him he sings 🎶 I’m just Tim 🎶)

Damian: claims Oppenheimer, but actually Barbie

Bruce: hasn’t gone to a movie theater in 15 years, claims he doesn’t have time

Barbara: actually doesn’t have time

Alfred: Oppenheimer but won’t give anyone his opinion, to the increasing annoyance of the bats

Cassandra: Barbie 💖

Stephanie: Barbie, and she went full out for her movie outfit and cried at the end. Keeps saying Barbie is more of a hero than Batman will ever be

Duke: doesn’t understand why he has to pick a favorite. Is not sure if he’s amused or afraid of Tim and Jason’s increasingly violent fights about which is better

[kingshtsfcktown]

boyfriend who wants to see barbie and boyfriend who wants to see oppenheimer

[tia-arte]

Fact: Rumple is the Barbie fan #1

[reine-de-la-lune]

Barty and Sirius go to see Barbie, while Remus and Regulus go to see Oppenheimer in full costume everyone

[da-real-god]

[rookieoneil]

Tim making a mistake

Lucy: it’s okay, you are kenough

Tim: thank you

Angela: you know what that means?!?

Tim:

Lucy: we watched barbenheimer

Tim: I went for oppenhiemer

Lucy: but he stayed for Barbie

[floilee]

One day they decide to go to the movies, Kate wants to watch Barbie, and Yelena wants to watch Oppenheimer, so they agree to separate and each one goes to watch what they like. Yelena just didn't say that she would be bored of not having Kate there to criticize the whole structure of a non-fictitious movie, so in the first few minutes Yelena leaves, enters the Barbie's room and sitting next to Kate.

Kate: Did you miss me?

Yelena: Yes, and if you tell someone that, I'll kill you.

[roththeprimordial]

SpongeBob: Trust me guys, my idea is great!

Jimmy: I hope it’s a better idea then last week when you traded in our Oppenheimer tickets to see the Barbie movie.

[graveltotempomp3]

Barbenheimer - iron fam + friends version

would only watch barbie: tony stark, pepper potts, wong, morgan stark would only watch oppenheimer: bruce banner BARBENHEIMER DOUBLE FEAUTURE: vision, t'challa, harley keener says they are watching both, but only watches barbie: happy hogan, peter parker, shuri says they are watching oppenheimer but then gets bored and goes to watch barbie: james rhodes, thor what the fuck is 'barbenheimer'?: nebula one ticket to mission impossible, please: stephen strange, may parker