#or bragging rights?

[happi-dreams]

me and my sister was thinking of little master builders world building before tlm and we had the silly idea of — hey maybe they did lil fun games as moral when things looked dire ?

therefore, ✨ Brick-lympics ✨

i think they’d have little categories they’d all play in like ‘who can build the fastest?’ <- (consistently benny) or ‘who can build the most creative design?’ ‘who has the strongest build?’

n maybe in tlm2 or tlm if they weren’t invaded literally seconds after, Emmet joins in and probably switches between judging and building every now and again

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The Yiling Band Tour!

[irenespring]

Today I would like to shout out that one random Twitter person who made up that JD Vance bragged about fucking a couch.

Imagine making a random shitpost and less than two months later your joke is being used by a major party nominee for Vice President on live television at his introduction rally, earning him thunderous applause.

That poster must be having quite the experience.

[adreamfromnevermore]

Headcanon that the Bats must be the most infuriating members of the justice league. And it's got nothing to do with what they do or don't know or even their general skills and egos. Everyone is very used to Batman and the expectation that him and any of his spawn are somehow going to be three steps ahead of any issue they bring to the table ever.

No no, the infuriating bit? The stalking.

Listen, this is a family of freaks and weirdos. They work so well together because none of them were normal to start with and then they ended up traumatized. It's practically common practice in that family to accept that nothing is what it seems at face value and that all of your siblings are attempting to pry into your private life and cases at any given moment. I think for them it's honestly weirder if you take what they say at face value. They speak a language holy separate from any normally socialized person and it is a language of lies and half-truths that relies on the assumption that all parties are aware of that.

They're the most infuriating bitches around.

They'll tell someone something and appear to do the opposite and when confronted will have the most convoluted but sound reasoning of why they actually did exactly as they promised too.

They regularly pick people's pockets and hack into personal information because for them? That's practically a love language. They're obnoxious and they aren't even aware of it. Someone asks them to just tell the truth and they react like they've been shot. They're probably offended when they realize that someone hasn't been at least attempting to dig into them back, like come on man. I thought we were friends but you didn't even Google how long Nightwings been around? We've already put the bar on the floor for you guys? My siblings already have a full dossier ready on you because they caught us on camera in your home city during that 2 minute conversation we had 3 months ago. They sent it to me a few hours later. I think they got Oracle to help cause usually it takes them at least 12 hours.

You think they're being nice and friendly and then you realize that they have a nice little file compiled of everything you've done in the last five years, where you went to school and every note your teachers ever made about your behavior a decade ago when you were still a high schooler and fairly normal. If asked they'd probably be willing to bring out the family tree they built for you. They know what you did last summer better than you know what you did last summer. They have pictures, pictures that should be impossible because there's no way they were stalking you then and those sure don't look like security camera footage.

In reality Bats and Superman get along so well because that man is an investigative journalist and when they first met he could not leave it alone. Bruce was charmed the first time Clark Kent started doggedly attempting to ask him if he knew anything about Gothams new cryptid. It was cute how off base he was. But he was trying!!!! Bruce was sold for life! He dropped an dossier on lexcorp off in Clarks apartment a few days later. As a gift.

[demigods-posts]

headcanon that annabeth is freakishly strong. not because she's been training as a soldier since she was seven. but because stretching the limits of your strength is a mental block first and foremost. and as a daughter of athena, goddes of the mind and strategy. all annabeth has to do is believe that she can lift something and she will lift it.

[uhhlifeig]

Management - May 15 - word count: 530 - @wolfstarmicrofic

“Ma’am,” Remus sighed. “I’m afraid I cannot get you management.”

“Why the hell not?” the middle-aged woman shrieked. “I want to see your manager, young man.”

Jesus, Remus really hated his job. Whoever made him get a job in the service industry should go die in a hole.

Actually, that would involve Sirius dying, so nevermind.

“Ma’am, you can’t see my boss just because your coupon has expired and it won’t scan.“

“Oh, you-” she stomped on the ground like a kid having a meltdown. “Stop being impertinent.”

Did Remus mention he hated his job?

“Ma’am, I guarantee that it won’t scan even if management comes and does it.”

“I don’t care. Bring me your manager.”

“If you say so,” Remus shrugged, fed up with her bullshit. He left the register, heading to the employee break room, and pulled out his phone.

Hey, he texted Sirius. Some lady wants to see my manager, and since you’re the CEO or something of Black Enterprises, that should work, right?

omw, was Sirius’s reply. 5, stall her.

Remus headed out of the room, satisfied. 

“Where is your manager?” the woman yelled. Remus thought he’d burst an eardrum for a second, but he managed not to deck the lady. 

“He’s on his way, ma’am. He says five minutes.”

“Well, make him hurry up!” she stomped petulantly. “I have places to be!”

“I’m afraid I can’t do that, ma’am.”

The Karen huffed, pulling at her phone and poking aggressively at the screen.

And then, the door burst open.

Sirius, in all of his wind-tousled glory, stepped into the store.

“Is there a problem here, ma’am?” he asked politely.

“Why yes,” she sniffed. “Your ungrateful employee won’t let me use my coupon.”

Sirius raised an eyebrow. “Oh? Well, let me try, then.”

As expected, the coupon wouldn’t go through.

“Oh, I’m sorry, miss,” Sirius clucked his tongue in mock-sympathy. “You’re going to have to pay in full. The coupon has expired.”

“Oh you-” The woman was getting redder in the face by the minute. “I want to see your manager.”

Remus felt the way Sirius’s face lit up before his boyfriend (and temporary boss) started grinning.

“But you see, miss,” he said, saccharine sweet. “I’m the CEO of Black Enterprises.”

“No you aren’t,” she scoffed, though she looked at him doubtfully.

“Go ahead, Google me. Sirius Orion Black III, son of Orion Arcturus Black, brother of Regulus Black. I know you can see who I am.” He smiled smugly.

“I- er,” the woman said, obviously at a loss for words. “I guess- I’ll just pay in full, then?”

“Good choice.”

She left, quivering so hard that it seemed as if she would faceplant on the asphalt outside.

“God, why the fuck did I agree to this bet?” Remus groaned, running a hand over his face.

“Because you love me, and you also hate losing,” Sirius grinned. 

“Well, it’s your fault that I’m here in the first place.”

“Nuh uh.”

“Wha- you can’t just ‘nuh uh’ me, sweetheart!” Remus spluttered. “You’re acting like a five year old.”

“Yeah, a five year old who’s your boss.”

“Go away.”

“Fine, but I’m winning the bet.”

“In your dreams, loverboy.”

[push-and-hold]

Winning against Sonic's sexiest characters is pretty power-couple of them

[bigfatbreak]

while im at it, lore for my painted pegasus because life is a lucid dream

later in life garden/SS will have big problems in the royal guard bc a captain there has beef with his dad, but itll be fine eventually

[ghostly-bat]

Do u think dick and jon share cute photos they took of damian and they have cutest dami photo of the week contest and Jon crying to damian begging him to send that one photo he took of damian sleeping to dick so he could win because dick pulled out a photo of damian at 10 years old dressed as a starfish

I like to think that they meet up in person every week in secret and are just like:

Jon, sledding his phone across the table: Taking exactly two weeks ago, my apartment

And it's a picture of Damian wearing one of Jon's hoodies that are far too big on him and fuzzy socks, watching a random fish documentary with stars in his eyes

Dick: Not bad, but I counter with this– Damian, 10 years old, Halloween

And it's 10-year-old Damian dressed as a starfish with a pout on his face cus he really just wants to go trick or treating and doesn't understand why photos of him are being taken and why it's necessary

Jon: OK now that's just not fair! I don't have any pictures of him when he was 10!

Jason: Damian, ages two to six

And it's Jason pulling out polaroid photos of Damian he took himself from his time in the league

And yes I do believe that Damian does allow Jon to send that photo because in all honesty does Damian think this whole situation is absolutely ridiculous? Yes, but does he also still want to win via Jon? Yes

[iamnmbr3]

Everyone: omg Harry is the heir of Slytherin. He just spoke Parseltongue which is a super rare hereditary skill in the Slytherin line and it looks like he set a snake on someone in front of witnesses.

Draco: nah he wouldn’t do that I know him

[sanctus-ingenium]

Do you think you’ll ever sell these books on another site for larger reach? Or perhaps make physical copies for them?

naur i was actually thinking of just making them public domain in a year or so after i'm finished writing. whatever that entails. selling them is not as important to me as just sharing the story is.

i currently have 2 physical copies of stbh, one paperback from barnes and noble (print on demand), and one hardback with additional illustrations which was given to me as a gift by one of my besties. and i also have one paperback copy of tvm from libby (print on demand). all my copies also have unique cover illustrations (<- bragging). if anyone wanna print a pdf to have a physical copy of a book, they are more than welcome to print it themselves

as an additional update while i'm alive, book three is about 75% done, not counting all the editing i have to do after. it has taken up so much of my time these past few months i've had so little space to do anything else really, but we're getting there. the end is in sight

[bet-on-me-13]

Demon Twins AU but Damian meets Ellie first

So! We have the classic Demon Twins AU, where Danny is the Twin brother of Damian. He was left for dead after a mission gone wrong in a snowy wasteland, with lethal wounds that would kill him within an hour. Damian rightfully assumed that he was dead.

Then one day, at a Gala his father was hosting, he seems somebody who looks exactly like Danyal. They have the same eyes, bone structure, many of the same Mannerisms, and all signs point to this being Danyal. He even takes some DNA and runs a test on it after the Gala. It comes up as a 50% Match to his own, the perfect percentage for a Fraternal Twin (which Danny was, they weren't identical)

He realizes that Danyal must have somehow survived his injuries and found his way to a new family, as improbableas it sounds. But there is one small deviation from the Danyal he knew.

The person at the Gala was a Girl.

In Public Record, she is listed as Danielle "Ellie" Masters, the daughter of reclusive Millionare Vladimir Masters. Which was confusing since Vlad claimed to have had a Son before her first Public appearance.

So he comes to the conclusion that Danyal must be Trans, and went through a Transition. He fully supports his new sister, but he does kind of need to contact her to see if she is safe from the League.

Unbeknownst to him, Ellie is a Clone of Danny made by Vlad back during his whole "Supervillain Phase". After he chilled out and became a good guy, she finally accepted him as a parent and let him claim her as a daughter. (They went to a frankly absurd amount of family therapy to reconcile)

Danny is just living his best life back in Amity Park, when Vlad tells him that some Heroes have been sniffing around his Estate and looking into Ellie's past. He just hopes the Fake Identity he made for her will hold up to scrutiny, it's been years since he made one.

[annabelle--cane]

finishes watching the new hbomberguy video. goes to james somerton's twitter to look for any response. the page is deleted. goes to james somerton's youtube community tab. comments are turned off. goes to james somerton's most recent video to check for a pinned comment or something. comments are turned off. goes to james somerton's patreon to see if there's anything new there even if I can't read it. the page is deleted. now that's what I call environmental storytelling.

[royalarchivist]

Pepito: It doesn't matter if you're not with me all the time, I'm gonna love you.

Quackity: Aw, I'm gonna love you too, son! 🥹 I'm sorry, come here! I love you son, I love you. I just want you to know that you're my greatest son ever. I wish you could've met Tilin, because Tilin was also a great- a great daughter of mine.

Quackity: Tilin is taking care of you and me from the sky.

It means a lot to me when characters choose to keep living, despite all the horrible things they've experienced, so here's a small tribute to choosing life in spite of suffering, and to two Eggs who made life so much better for q!Quackity and everyone on the Island. ❤️

[princedevitt]

[dizzymudskipper]

Gloating a bit here because I used to work in the same store as Stephen "Voice actor for Nick Valentine* a few years back.

He's such a cool, sweet dude and I loved telling people that he worked there and seeing their reactions because they would give the exact same reaction I gave. I was litterally shaking when I asked him for an autograph, which I will now hang on my wall.

One time when we were talking about books I mentioned how I wanted to be a detective because of his character. I shit you not, he approved and started speaking as Nick Valentine saying how proud that makes him.

Never felt like exploding with happiness before until that moment. I really wish I took a selfie and talked more with him before I left that job smh. I really do hope he has a good life in Massachusetts