#pjo funny textpost

[anotherpjofan]

Kronos: Why do you want to save the world?

Percy: Cause I’m one of the idiots who lives in it

[demigods-posts]

i love annabeth. she deadass tricked percy into skipping through a field while holding a rainbow staff. i just know she ran away snickering underneath her breath lmao

[godsdamahalfblood]

Will: *on the verge of tears* so i got a 60.

Nico: well that's basically a 70 and then you add your age it's an 85 and then you HAVE to round up so it's a 90 and then round up again because it's tuesday-

Kayla: it's wednesday.

Nico: shut up. round up again because it's WEDNESDAY and you got a 100! yay!

Will: *starts crying*

[multi-bookworm]

Percy: you know what's awesome?

Annabeth: what?

Percy: geology.

Percy: geology rocks!

Annabeth: ...

Annabeth: *kicks him*

[captcins]

Do you all pronounce it as "Percy jackson" or as "masterpiece" ?

[yourfavshipsjacolf]

Carswell Thorne ships Jacolf!

[wheresmymom-imlost]

my humour is really bad, so here is a list of things i find funny, (bc that makes sooo much sense)

Jacksfilms humour

"Why do they call it an oven" jokes

Saying "I'm Murdoc Niccals from Gorillaz" in a bad british accent

Similarly, saying 'is that murdoc niccals? from gorillaz?" to anything

G SPOT ROCKS THE G SPOT G SPOT ROCKS THE G SPOT G SPOT ROCKS THE G SPOT

Saying that any basic white guy looks like my math teacher

"Bruno Madrigal? from door movie?"

(If they are done correctly) jokes about percy not being nicos type

Randomly saying 'Jeep'

Saying 'Jason _____? More like Jason Grace'

Pictures of Dave Bayley

Saying '2doc/Jercy/Dnf' whenever i see something blue and green

'SPRAY IT IN YOUR FACE AND SLAM IT..... abe lincoln for student body president."

The entire song 'Seventh Element' by Vitas

' Simple lyfe' By Nichelle de rizzo

ominously far away murdoc niccals

Some quotes that i also find funny 🤪

'I drew a make genitalia!"

'yellow boy sees the void'

'who needs mountains when you have family?"

*in a bad british accent* 'i cut my ear off, like van gogh."

[damdaughterofathena]

Percy: I can't find my phone

Annabeth: don't worry I'll call you

Percy: no wait-

phone ringing under the couch: baby shark doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo baby shark doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

Annabeth:

[anotherpjofan]

Percy: They decided to send three 12 year olds on a quest that may or may not destroy the world if we fail?

Grover: I’m 24 actually

Annabeth: And you chose us

[moonysteaa]

percy: gods, annabeth is so beautiful

someone: yeah she is

percy: excuse me ???

[godsdamahalfblood]

Leo: if you could be anywhere, where would you be?

Will: with nico <3

Leo: HA! simp.

Will: rude.

Will: what about you?

Leo: an all you can eat restaurant.

[multi-bookworm]

Nico: why are people so sensitive??

Will: *sighs* what did you do this time.

Nico: I said “your face makes onions cry” and then showed them an onion that I got Hazel to use the mist to make it seem to them like it was crying.

Will: …

Nico: and then I whispered to them “I didn’t even bewitch it”

Will: Uhm Nico-

Nico: IT WAS A JOKE

[nerdnerdnerdnerddistheword]

Nico Making An Offering To The Trogs:

[crookedlygreatloudghostlyhideout]

im my integrity away from calling everyone bbgrl

[shartingfleacircus]

I’m fighting so many demons right now you don’t even know (having to shower). God keeps giving me his toughest battles (dental hygiene). I am being mocked with endless impossible tasks I’m doomed to fail like Sisyphus and Tantalus (looking after myself for a lifetime)

[damdaughterofathena]

Annabeth: you idiot

Percy: I'm sure you're right but why