#solangelo textposts

[heyhoneyfox]

Percy: *proposing to Annabeth*

Nico: say no

Will: I thought you were over Percy

Nico: I am

Nico: it'd just be funny if she said no

[scarlicbread27]

‘bla bla nico is a black cat… bla bla nico is this..’

nico is a sewer rat who comes out of dark cracks in the walls and nibbles holes into your socks

[ravenexy]

nico: if you can’t handle me at my absolute worst then good luck because that’s all you’re getting

[godsdamahalfblood]

Will: *on the verge of tears* so i got a 60.

Nico: well that's basically a 70 and then you add your age it's an 85 and then you HAVE to round up so it's a 90 and then round up again because it's tuesday-

Kayla: it's wednesday.

Nico: shut up. round up again because it's WEDNESDAY and you got a 100! yay!

Will: *starts crying*

[multi-bookworm]

Percy: you know what's awesome?

Annabeth: what?

Percy: geology.

Percy: geology rocks!

Annabeth: ...

Annabeth: *kicks him*

[gummybearinthehouseee]

will: you can’t just sit there all day.

nico: I’ve done it before. never underestimate my ability to idle.

[scarlicbread27]

wdym? those are the most stylish shirts i’ve ever witnessed, nico could never outdo them.

head cannon that Will Solace would constantly be wearing these kinds of shirts with some khaki shorts while Nico sits next to him with a coordinated and stylish outfit.

[depressedacadamia]

Will: this lip balm is nice

Will: Do you want to taste it?

Nico: I’m not a cat William, I don’t want to eat your lip balm.

[heyimboredtalktome]

Nico: *hugs Will from behind*

Nico: *softly tucks his hair behind his ears*

Nico: *whispers* Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and we're fucking done

[dam-demigods]

Random stranger: Is that man annoying you?

Nico, glancing at Will: Yes, but he's my husband. I signed up for this.

[captcins]

Percy: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Annabeth: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Percy, desperately, as annabeth bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Annabeth: Oh! B positive.

Percy: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Annabeth:

[scarlicbread27]

unloveable by the smiths is such a nico di angelo song wtf

[ravenexy]

leo valdez is that one kid that says shit like “stretching isn’t enough, i want to disassemble my body” and percy is the one that goes “oh my gods like legos”

and honestly i think that says enough about their friendship

[godsdamahalfblood]

leo, reading out mbti questions: you rarely contemplate the meaning of life

nico: what?

leo: do you think about the meaning of life often

nico: yes of course

nico: why the hell was I created

[multi-bookworm]

Headcannon

What if Percy had a goldfish when he was younger because Sally didn't want him to ask questions about his dad (imagine that five year old who asks, "but why?" To everything...I'm certain Percy was one of them) bc she figured maybe he'd feel a connection to it being the son of Poseidon. Percy loved that fish, he would "bloop bloop" to it everyday, and it was called like Rodney or Guppy or something I reckon. When that fish died, he cried so hard for a week that Sally only fed him blue food in any means to chear him up, even made a blue cake with icing shaping Guppy(yeah I'm going with Guppy, even though Rodney is like a direct fishing pun) but he refused to eat any of the yellow, simply because "I will NOT eat Guppy!"

[gummybearinthehouseee]

will: are you okay?

nico: short answer or long answer?

will: short answer

nico: no

will: long answer?

nico: nooooooooo