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spideytorch-hovel · 2 years ago
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Johnny: OMG your skin looks so dewy, slay!
Peter: Thanks, I've been crying.
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incorrectbensler · 2 years ago
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Elliot to Olivia: My therapist told me I have to read a book called ‘Codependent No More.’ Will you go with me to buy it at the bookstore?
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mellowmarshmellowcello · 1 year ago
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Proctor [to Harris]: Mahoney recommened me a book called “Co-Dependent No More”. Will you come with me to the bookstore?
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star-trek-shallot · 2 years ago
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Kirk: You know, I just haven't been in the mood for dating.
Bones: Oh? What are you on?
Kirk: Lexapro.
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Bones: No, Jim, I mean what apps are you on?
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honestvelvet · 5 years ago
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Seulgi: Baby, the only woman in the world more beautiful than you is "you tomorrow."
Wendy: Who the fuck is Yutamaro?
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incorrect-marauders · 6 years ago
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Remus: How's your night going?
James: I just forgot the word for penguin on a first date. I called it a 'waddly cold bird' so...not great.
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lawluaf · 5 years ago
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Luffy: A pager? Are you a doctor or a drug dealer?
Law: That depends on your perspective
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salty-ironstrange-shipper · 6 years ago
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Fury: Have you ever been handcuffed?
Stephen: Sexually or by law enforcement?
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Solar: Those lies will add up. One day you'll have to pay.
Hwasa: I'll use ApplePay.
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incorrecttomarryquotes · 6 years ago
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Harry: Have you ever been handcuffed?
Tom: Sexually or by law enforcement?
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incorrectbensler · 1 year ago
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Noah: I need to grow my Instagram.
Elliot: Jesus only started with 12 followers. Have faith.
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uwujgk · 6 years ago
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Jungkook: One time I was with this friend and, oh wait, that was you.
Jimin: Yeah I figured, you have no other friends.
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star-trek-shallot · 3 years ago
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Spock: I have just returned from meditation. Could we relax for a moment?
Kirk: No. Peace is over.
Kirk: I have a lot of shit to talk.
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honestvelvet · 5 years ago
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Yeri: I think I strained my hip.
Wendy: How?
Yeri: High-kicking the crosswalk button.
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incorrect-marauders · 6 years ago
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Remus: That's the library over there.
Sirius: Cool, is that a whiskey bar?
Remus: No, it's literally the library, where you check out books.
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clintbarton-hawkeye · 6 years ago
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Thor: So...what do you do?
Carol: Like, to look this good? Or for a living?
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