#source: Harry Potter

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Steve: Is there something you would like to say, Tony?

Tony: Oh, there are SEVERAL things I would like to say.

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Jack: Why are you hopping like that? Yuu: Someone bound my legs with magic as a prank. Deuce: I can undo it for you. Yuu: No thanks. I'd rather my kneecaps didn't get set on fire. Deuce: I don't appreciate the insinuation. In case you haven't noticed, my eyebrows grew back. Jack: Jack: Did I miss something?

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: We wouldn't last two minutes without Stiles. Scott: Derek: Don't tell him I said that.

[luri-isa]

Ava and John: *snickering while Yelena shushes them*

Bucky: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! Beds empty! No note! Quinjet gone—

Yelena: Sorry, Bucky

Ava :We were just—

Bucky: You could have DIED, you could have been SEEN— you could have lost us everything! I am absolutely disgusted! I'm facing an inquiry at work, and it’s entirely your fault!

John: Did you really see Bob fly?

Bucky: Don’t you dare take this lightly! I will not tolerate—

Bob: It was my fault, Mr. Barnes. I was the one who wanted to go.

Bucky: Oh, Bob, dear, thank goodness you’re all right. You’ll be starving, come and have some breakfast.

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@busyheadkeepbreathing i feel like this could be a dialog in TBD if they were to become teenagers xD

[paperori0]

Octavian: The loss of Jason Grace was a tragic accident!

Percy: Like your birth?

[thehungergamesmemes]

Katniss: We wouldn’t last two minutes without Haymitch

Peeta:

Katniss: Don’t tell him I said that

[incorrectcanucks]

[Tocchet gave every player a grade from 1-100% after their last practice]

Elias Pettersson: Tocchet gave me a 112% yesterday.

Jake DeBrusk: How is that even possible?

J.T. Miller: What did you do? Create your own drills and skate them?

Elias Pettersson:

J.T. Miller: Oh my god, you did, didn’t you?

[sophies-earbuds]

magnate leto: why is it when something happens, it is always you three?

sophie: ...

fitz: ...

keefe: honestly, sir, i've been asking myself the same question for years

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Grayson: Is it true that you lost your temper with Deputy Marcus?

Caitlyn: Yes.

Grayson: You called him a liar?

Caitlyn: Yes.

Grayson: And you said he was rude and unfeeling?

Caitlyn: Yes.

Grayson: Have a biscuit, Ms. Kiramman.

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Shelby: I really don't want to go.

Gem: Stay calm and trust yourself.

False: Say you're ill.

Joey: Pretend to break your leg.

Katherine: Really break your leg.

[skullmakesmelaugh]

Sir Rupert, about Kipps’s goggles: Why are you wearing those? 

Kipps:

Kipps: reading

Sir Rupert: Reading? 

Sir Rupert: I didn’t know you could read

[harringroveera]

Is it really a surprise at this point Steve?

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Crewel: Is it true that you lost your temper with Headmaster Crowley? Yuu: ...Yes. Crewel: You called him a liar? Yuu: ...Yes. Crewel: And you said he was utterly useless? Yuu: ...Yes. Crewel: Have a biscuit, pup. These are from an exclusive new line I got from Sam's shop. Yuu:

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Peter: Stiles won fair and square. Even Derek admits it. Stiles: Where is Derek? Peter: Still in the showers. We think he’s trying to drown himself.

[ladymiraclewings]

Twilight Sparkle: Why is it that when something happens, it’s always you three? Apple Bloom: Scootaloo: Sweetie Belle:

[incorrect-mcdanno]

Steve: You're brilliant, Danno. Danny: Actually, I'm highly logical which allows me to look past extraneous detail and perceive that which others overlook.