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(artwork is not mine!!

credit to maxy artwork and ghostkhaki!)

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my contribution to the matter

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Headcanon:

Sirius has ADHD and he got meds for it. James is like the mom friend and wants Sirius to take his meds. Sirius hates taking pills and he would run away from James whenever they were mentioned. He would be super overdramatic and gag whenever taking them insisting that he couldn’t take them. James then decided to crush the medication up and put it into chocolate pudding. He gave it to Sirius but of course, that drama queen gasped and yelled that James wanted him dead. Which was something like: “What now?” “YOU CAN’T GIVE DOGS CHOCOLATE! WHAT IF YOU KILL ME??!!?!” To which James of course sarcastically responded: “That’s the point.” And then Sirius didn’t talk to him for days. James eventually decided on vanilla pudding. Sirius had no idea what he was doing. When the pills were out and they needed to get more, he would get really suspicious though. After graduating, James told Sirius the truth and all he had to say in response was: “YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” Thank you, that is all.

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Zuko, joining the gaang: So- what do you guys do for fun around here?

Toph: I dunno, sometimes we throw shit at Sokka

Zuko: Who’s Sokka?-

Toph: Sokka! *throws a table*

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Jason: Hey, hey Piper?

Piper: Yes?

Jason: Are you a stapler?

Piper, confused: What? No?

Jason: Because I want to put you in my mouth

Piper: What the hell?!

Leo: Hot.

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Piper: Whats going on with him?

Annabeth: He keeps saying he has ‘can’t read syndrome’.

Percy, in a hoodie blasting sad music: I’M JUST JARED, 19

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Sokka: If Aang is feeling dread would you call it-

Katara: Don’t you fucking say it-

Sokka: AANGST *Laughter*

Katara: You are so stupid.

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Annabeth: *Goes to the living room at 3 am and sees her kids playing Mario Kart* Wha-

Kids: Dad said we can!

Percy, also playing: I’M TRYING TO WIN, GO AWAY

Annabeth, sighing: I married a 12 year old.

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Leo, running into the room: I FINALLY FINISHED THE DEMIGOD SAFE TECHNOLOGY!

Annabeth: Really? Can I see?

Leo: *Opens a laptop, ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ starts playing*

Annabeth: *Stares silently and leaves*

Leo, dancing: You can’t kill my vibe, bitch

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Jason: We need a cool team name-

Piper: Ooh- okay uh—

Leo: Mitochondria.

Jason:

Piper:

Jason: ...Why?-

Leo, seriously: ‘We’ are the powerhouse of the cell.

Jason: Talking privileges taken away

Leo: *Silent anger*

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I’ve been thinking about that one little girl that sang an a cappella cover of ‘Wrecking Ball’ at Legally Blonde auditions a lot recently. I wonder how that queen is doing. 🤔

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Keith: I want to throw myself down several flights of stairs

Hunk: Why do you say that?-

Shiro: Lance puts milk before cereal

Hunk, looking to Keith: So, where are those stairs you mentioned?

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I have just now figured out how to tumblr lol welp- I feel like an old man, like Mr. Takashi Shirogane ahahaha

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Keith: “How long can someone be in a washing machine?”

Shiro:

Shiro: “Where’s Lance-“

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Keith: “What is wrong with Lance-“

Allura: “How long do you have?”

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Lance: “Keith- hey Keith- I have a question-“

Keith, sighing: “What?”

Lance, in complete seriousness: “If the ‘ice’ in juice is pronounced ooce- Then why isn’t ice pronounced ooce? Or vice versa...“

Keith: “It’s 4 am-“

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Lance: “I’m intense!”

Keith: “Oh really?”

Lance: “I drink orange juice”

Keith: “Okay...?”

Lance: “After brushing my treeth!”

Keith: “Oh shit-“