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So "when pigs fly" is the 1900s onward. Good to know.

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Or maybe they are indistinguishable to humans, but the difference is obvious to members of the species. Maybe one sex or the other has very showy ultraviolet markings.

Or make them different types of shiny! One is shiny in a metallic sort of way and the other is shiny in a pearlescent sort of way. They're aliens, after all. Their species adaptations don't necessarily have to follow earth logic.

Or maybe there are no females in the game because the species doesn't have separate sexes to begin with, like snails.

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

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Whenever people are like "why are there no new myths?" I find myself thinking "Which planet are you observing?"

People never stopped coming up with mythical creatures or telling stories about them.

there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.

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@dinlukeweek day 6: Hiding Injuries / Luke and Din on a Tatooine mission

slightly different reception on tatooine missions than in the rest of the galaxy

(commission info // tip jar!)

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unmute this one

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OP: Tianjin's streets truly have everything

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I unmuted it to see if there was anything, and the cat does a little meow at the end.

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Continuing my recent trend of throwing household objects at fruit…

I think you’ll really Dig my patreon page

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I ain’t afraid of no goats.

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These two are amazing!

@x-heesy 💃🏻🕺🏻 Friday vibes!

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These two are amazing!

@x-heesy 💃🏻🕺🏻 Friday vibes!

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I'm saving this as reference in case I want to write about the Box Ghost having a spirited debate with someone.

guy who does unboxing videos but he only talks about the boxes

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I think that, in general, we could stand to separate the concepts of redemption and reconciliation.

Sometimes becoming a better you doesn't mean becoming best friends with the people you hurt. Sometimes you can't fix or undo things. Sometimes you walk away and take the lessons you learned on board as you start over with people you don't have that kind of history with.

I think an argument can be made that killing Cliffjumper was a different sort of action than it would have been if they weren't on opposite sides of a war. I'm pretty sure every Autobot and Decepticon has killed people on the other side.

That does not, however, make it any less painful or enraging for Arcee, especially given that she learned about this from Starscream bragging about it to her face right after an odd moment of connection between them over them both hating Airachnid.

ok look, i'm a staunch tfp starscream lover and a firm believer that he wouldn't be the way he is without megatron's influence, but the amount of times i've seen tfp arcee written as a raging bitch in any tfp starscream redemption fics is ridiculous. if some guy murdered my best friend/boyfriend/husband, and now he's trying to be a part of my team, i'd be rightfully furious too! i might not forgive him for a long time, if ever!

arcee did nothing wrong in being as hostile as she is with starscream. don't woobify starscream by making him seem like an innocent baby when yeah, he did kill cliffjumper

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Find a way to fashion a really big checkerboard.

I like checkers. I think there's good chances a giant robot from planet Cybertron would enjoy checkers, and, even if they don't end up liking the game, they'd still get the novelty of trying something new.

Once again I proclaim

💕🌟SELF-INSERT SUNDAY🌟💕

What’s one thing you would do if you were friends with Cybertronians?

(taps “platonic” sign guys ilu there’s other places for that ❤️)

I’m going storm chasing in tornado alley with Optimus. He would appreciate the beauty and terror of nature that can’t be controlled. He would also possibly be much heavier than a real truck and might let me chill inside a tornado. Especially if I threatened to do it alone in my dinky little human vehicle.

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I love seeing people's skills!

‘Oranges’ - pastel on 100% cotton paper